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Teyeson Bee


"Something random a day keeps the boring away." - Teyeson Bee

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Pinkie Pie is tucking the Cake twins in bed, but they are too rowdy to sleep. So Pinkie decides to read them a few stories to calm them down. Using famous fairy tales for reference, Pinkie decides to put her own twist into the stories. That can only mean one thing:

Anything can happen! :pinkiegasp::pinkiecrazy:

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Comments ( 28 )

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I accept your moustache! Have a squee-face in return :rainbowkiss:

"And that's how Equestria was made!"
-Pinkie Pie :pinkiehappy:

"This fic is going to be perfect~!"
"The kind of humor that I dreamed since I was small~"

I love these! Really cute, and great choices of fairy-tale characters for the ponies. I'm beginning to see a Pinkie Pie Pattern with these endings also. :pinkiehappy:
It would be so cool if they did something like this in the show.
One thing I caught though: "Rarity's fell dropped." Haha, I think that's supposed to be either "Rarity's smile dropped" or "Rarity's smile fell." :twilightsheepish:

I think you might have inadvertently foreshadowed a story about one "Pony Pan" :pinkiehappy: or "Peter Pony", I'm not quite sure.

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....That's not a bad idea. I'll have to keep that in my archive of "Possible stories" :raritywink:

Oh god. Did you really have to make that "Ball" joke? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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It was right there! How could I NOT? :scootangel:

Telling stories the way only Pinkie Pie can. (I love it!) I'm about halfway into Fluttering Snow and I can't wait to read the rest of it later tonight!

LOL At the

His royal balls WERE quite famous throughout the kingdom

I can't believe I get to attend one of Prince Blueblood's balls

Prince Blueblood's balls are the most legendary in all the kingdom

Can't....Stop....Laughing!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rainbowlaugh::trollestia:

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Please tell me you also got the "Goodnight everybody" reference? :pinkiehappy:

5683081 I got it, if no one else did. (I see someone watched Animaniacs!) Although I can't help but wonder about one thing: How come Pinkie is in all of the stories? (I get that it is her telling the stories, but really? I mean personally, I think Luna would've been a better choice as the 'Fairy Godmother' role.)

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Well, maybe it was because I wanted to add a trace of Pinkie somewhere in it. Think if it like Stan Lee appearing in his movies

Plus, you have to admit, each Pinkie moment was enjoyable. :pinkiehappy:

Thought of an interesting twist you could do with the tale of 'Rumpelstiltskin.'

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Well, the term "Goodnight everybody" comes from the show Animaniacs, and was said after a hidden adult joke was told. For example:
- That is all of our solar system.
- You've forgotten Uranus.
- Goodnight everybody!
The more you know! :moustache:

Once upon a time there was a big red hooding ride who sat on a muffet and said, "oh grandma what feet you've got." So he cut off his head with a giant beanstalk and they lived happily ever after. The End.

"What. In the name. Of Ol' King Cole. Was THAT?"

Ol' King Cole? *Checks Google* Ah, the nursery rhyme. Well played. :twilightsmile:

One day, the Queen went to the mirror as always, and started her words. "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the-" She stopped, however, when she saw that the face in the mirror was still sleeping. Rarity rolled her eyes and shouted, "WAKE UP!" The mirror jolted awake, shaking the entire stand as it did.

"Sorry your majesty," the mirror said as it gave a mighty yawn. "Had a wild night last night. Man that was some party."

"How do you even party?" Rarity asked. "You're a MIRROR! You don't even move!"

"I don't ask you how to spend YOUR Friday nights!" the mirror replied.

:rainbowlaugh:

The Little Mermaid has been ponified now... BUT IT F****** SKIPPED OVER PARTS OF ONE OF THE REATEST STORIED EVER THAT IS MY OWN PERSONAL FAVORITE INSPIRATION! THIS MAKES ME ANGRY!
(*OH NO! You have made Daniel Angry! He is now evolving into MEGA RAGE DANIEL! This means that his attacks will be super effective and way more powerful!*)
ATTACK!
*2 hours later*
Police Officer looking at scene: What happened here?
Answer: An angry fan of the story attacked me, I was barely lucky to survive... he only spared me in exchange for something..."
PO: "And that was?"
A: "A better story."

You need to add anew chapter now, The Little Mermaid has been ponified now.

interesting take. The characters were much more in character than in Magpie Pony's Pinkie Tails version! Rainbow Kiss for you. :rainbowkiss:

Prince Blueblood's balls are the most legendary in all the kingdom

, especially for their coloration.:trollestia:

It was...a pony. A GIANT PONY! Bigger than 100 ponies. It's coat was a shining pink, it's mane was curly and out of control, it's eyes were huge, and its giant cutie mark was three giant balloons.

100 ponies? How big is she?

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