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Samey90
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
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Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick, yes!
(Begins to read the first few paragraphs.)
Oh Jesus Christ, what am I getting myself into?
well, there goes my sides
Amazing storie xDD
Now I demand a story about Trixie and a pyrofilly!
I'll need to translate that!
And you need to write the adventure of Trixie and the matchselling filly! (please?)
The Raven and The Little Match Girl references, Nyx going through puberty, Snowdrop speaking in Old Equestrian, necromancy, a Friendship is Witchcraft quote, The Mane Six stoned and drunk out of their bucking minds, sexting Sunset Shimmer, the total thrashing of NLR followers (Which you will perish for), Celestia being captured on the can by Daring Do's enemies, washing machines, and just OVERALL MADNESS???
How the Tartarus do you come up with this stuff?!
You're studying NECROMANCY, Nyx?!? Don't you know that everything caused it is... Is... Uh, nevermind.
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I may write it one day
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I'm making lots of those on the spot. I also get inspiration from the Diamond Cutters Skype group (one visit is a life-changing event...
I laughed
What did Sunset send a picture of anyway?
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That's something between her and Twilight
10/10 would jerk it again.
Wait.
Cute story I like the two new fillies. Are there more storied about them
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Well, Nyx is in Past Sins and a ton of other stories. DiNyx and related stories come to mind. About Snowdrop, I don't know many. I've heard Elsa's Snowdrop is good (it's a Frozen crossover).
What. The fuck. Was that. And why can't I stop laughing
Delve deep into the comedy tag and you find little blocks of gold...
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We need to go deeper...
Goddammit. XD I used this joke!
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Eye guess it's a common one when Snowdrop is around...
Here’s some free mostly unrelated info visually impaired and hard of hearing people/ponies don’t generally hang out watching TV. you got to have the TV brightness extremely high for the visually impaired person and the volume at 100 for the Hard of hearing person it just ends up with one person eyes hurting and the other persons ears hurting And both of them silently vowing not to do this again. I’m speaking from experience here
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Yeah, my grandpa's hearing got pretty bad when he was in his 80s, so he always watched TV as loudly as possible.
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Its not the worst of magic to study
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What could be worse?
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Well id tell you but well its kinda illegal
But there is one
The spell is called Hel's Elixir
Its a dangerous spell actually considered a WMD for its effects on the surrounding land
What it does it sacrifices one's life to prolong another (usually through a deal with HIM) however side effects include many environmental damages through the stuff it creates
The spell is also self sustaining
Its been casted before and well it caused an entire island to become a urban legend