Oddly Amusing

And I think it is most funny that Twilight has such difficulties to a modern time bathroom while the Man simply goes about his business

This is genious. I have no idea how you made something so hillarious and philosophical from something as simple and hillariously odd as a bathroom switch. Loved it.

On another note. It's great how the man just goes, "The fuck?" and goes about his huisiness in miniature. Yet Twilight has an absoluletly terrible time.

You got my like.

I gotta say this much, THAT was pretty funny.

Also, first post.

This ammuses me! Good job man, it takes skill to write something in that sort of a context and make it good! That was 1.6K of daily routine, and yet, highly enjoyable!

Oh that was a fun read. Definitely worth the thumbs up.

Given that the Man has yet to acquire that most necessary of beverages, coffee, I find his course of action completely and utterly plausible.

I hope that there will be similar stories to follow, for this has earned the coveted "Thumbs Up" from this reader.

You sir have recieved a thumb up from me. That was HILARIOUS!!!

Seriously though! Take my thumbs! You deserve them! If I was in the guy's position I probably would have also been like "ok, what the fuck?" then just deal with the problem later. Poor Twi. She has now been emotionally scarred by the evils of human restrooms.

Stay frosty my delicious friends. Silver, out!

>>523602523602 OMG IDEA.

KITCHEN. SWAP THE KITCHENS. SEQUEL-FUEL! :D

funny!

The ending feels like something out of Hitch Hikers guide to the Galaxy.

>>524446524446

My mind was warped by The Guide long ago... So I'm not surprised if it shows.

treg what the hell is wrong with you?

>>524708524708

It is not my fault, brother. Blame the people I speak with on skype, they made me do it.

>>524717524717 treg..........o i give up

Short but sweet.

Might have been funny if Spike had wandered in while the man was in Twilight's bathroom, he'd likely scream.   

She's right the toilet is evil! Just look at what it eats!

>>525170525170 Please do not encourage him

... Dafuq did I just read?

I don't really know what to say Treg, other than that. Also, how in the world did you come up with this? Did you just walk into your bathroom one morning and had this amazing idea?

It was funny how the Man was just like "Okay, whatever." and does his business, while Twi believes that the bathroom is evil.EEEEEVVVVVIIIIIILLLLL

I'm guessing that the man was NOT stone?

>>525654525654

The man was not stone, the man was just some random man.

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You, good sir, are purely a genius! This is by far the most original piece of work I have ever seen on this website. It is such a simple idea, but the execution was outstanding. Maybe now people will realize that they don't need over the top to get a good story. This one is a definite favourite, and shall forever be a timeless classic of Fimfiction. I will do my best to be sure of that.

Anyway, good day, and good luck.

When Twi started putting on the shampoo, My ears started ringing, THEY STILL ARE

What does this mean!?

>>527358527358

Maybe somepony is calling them?

>>527390527390 Maybe, but if so. How would I answer my ears?

What is this I don't even...

Whatever, it was well-written, I guess I will give it a thumbs-up

>>527411527411

...Very carefully is all the advice I can give.

>>525566525566 Don't worry, I think after the ordeal Twilight went through in the man's bathroom he'll have seen enough.

And if worse comes to worse the secret is safe with me.

As soon as it began, it ended.

This small shore story Has done better than both of our stories put together .  It's only been out for a few days And it has more views Then both of them ?    Oh well It's best I'm not question it   Good job Brother

Mother of God... that was the most oddly hilarious thing I've read in while. And, the icing on the cake, it was grammatically correct!

"the unicorn decided to take a much more forward approach and threw herself onto it's seat" - Grammar note: When its is used possessively, it does not need an apostrophe

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>>531543531543 ^ NOPE! ^

>>524008524008

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>>532460532460

My story is totally grammatically correct and that has absolutely nothing to do with me changing errors as they are pointed out.

>>532566532566

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Treg, you magnificent bastard.

>>536951536951

Yes?

>>536957536957

Just marveling at how everything that I've seen that was written by you has been amazing.

>>537020537020

Oh, thank you.

Treg. My mind is full of wut now. Primarily, there's so much room for things to have gone wrong that neither of them noticed. What were the mysterious liquids? Was all not what it seemed?

Also, whoever said to make a sequel where their kitchens are swapped was a genius. Not as much of a genius as you, but still.

>>524008524008

The deed... has been done.

I guess Pinkie eating the bacon isn't terribly bad, as it came from a non-sapient Earth pig... but giving her coffee? That's just evil.

How much stoic can a Mr. Stoic stoic if Mr. Stoic could stoic stoic? Seriously, this guy should be a fighter pilot. He's got ice in his veins.

>>538175538175

The man resorts to cold blood when lacking hot coffee.

Poor guy. At least the kitchen wasn't demolished.

Treg, I must complement you that story actually caused me to laugh out loud, normally I NEVER laugh when reading, so well done.

What will be next in this constant parade of interuptions!

Swap bedrooms with rarity maybe?

Or living rooms with fluttershy?

WHO KNOWS!

oh god no

"The man's stomach grumbled in displeasure as walked"

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"various cans of food and  kitchen items flying out" Double space

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Pinkie Pie + Bacon =

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This is awesome

>>538164538164 GLORIOUS! THE KITCHENS HAVE BEEN SWAPPED! AND THE FUN, DOUBLED!

Oh, man. This is great. I applaud you sir, for taking what seemed like a mundane concept and turning it into a hilarious tale. Bravo!

Of course, now I have images of swapped rooms running through my head. What would it be like to swap closets with Rarity? Backyards with Fluttershy? Bedrooms with Rainbow Dash? Curses! Now I'm gonna end up fixated on this all week!

>>538271538271 Actually I think Pinkie Pie's sugar buzz from the coffee DID destroy the kitchen.

coffee, pinkie pie. OH SHIT

>>538896538896

Fixed.

>>539605539605

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... You, my friend, have again made me laugh. But now, what will be the NEXT swap? I can only think of one hilarity, and that would be swapping the bedroom or closet with Rarity (As suggested above). And if you switch anything with Rainbow, would the Man be safe on the clouds? I think, for the sake of this story, it should be safe.

>>539445539445 Oh…dammit. Also, if these are only going to be room swaps, may I suggest the title  'This isn't my house'

>>541735541735

It is so.

>>541760541760 Holy shit! That was fast.

>>541809541809

It's what I do.

>>539693539693 Here i thought i was the only Grammar Fanatic to point out all the flaws in peoples stories

>>541892541892

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you did the kitchen

for the love of god treg whats next?    

when will it end?

Spreading the Taste of Bacon across the multiverse, glory to the Bacon-Prophet!

Still no coffee?! Poor bastard, at least his kitchen is still intact, albeit a bit messier.

This can only continue in hilarity.

Waiting for him to have a really big dog (bigger than ponies) or carnivorous pets that Fluttershy will have to feed.

Oooo, give him a big python that eats rabbits!

Congratulations on reaching More than 100 likes To this story

You truly are Like a boss

I can't help but wonder how he would react to a piece of Rainbow Dash's house.

THIS UPDATED.

Awesome!

For some reason i can't wait until you do 'This isn't my basement'. Will you choose Twilight's basement filled with scientific equipment and extra books? or Pinkies with party supplies and/or a 'cupcakes' torture reference? Or perhaps Applejack's (maybe find a homebrew cider setup down there so the man can get hammered?)

The man who has suffered the loss of coffee and the destruction of his bathroom now has a cloud bed.

Score!

Do closets count as a room?

Cause Rarity's closet and his, switching would be interesting.

Or maybe his laundry room.

Or Applejack's Barn with his Garage.

>>680301680301

One of those guesses matches with the outlines I have planned, not saying which one, just saying, "STOP BEING SO GOOD AT THIS SANDMAN!"

His pet and Angel bunny gets swapped, Angel bunny and the human gets into a fist fight. Angel bunny wins, steals his loafers as a trophy, and returns home triumphant.

Oh God. He teleported back to Equestria with the bed, didn't he?

...

DIS GON BE GUUD! :D

>>680334680334

Nah, he didn't. Once a room has jumped the ship it stays jumped, unless Twilight throws out a violently magical life saver.

>>680305680305

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>>680340680340

... Is the man and one of the mares going to swap places, by being in the respective swapped rooms?

>>680352680352

Don't have plan for any such shenanigans since that kind of thing would take much longer than the short one shot chapters I'm going for would allow.

>>680369680369

Tell me that you'll at least consider giving Rarity his closet? And make your man look like a fairy by giving him nothing but Rarity's dresses?

>>680305680305

NEVER!

I SHALL TORMENT YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME WITH MY FUTURE KNOWLEDGE.

Or at least until the end of this story.

You know, whichever comes first.

Now what other switches are you planning.

*tries to read your mind*

>>680385680385 >>680386680386

YOU SHALL KNOW NOTHING MORE!

So... Twilight's horn jabbed the electrical outlet...

...

Oh dear Luna's and Celestia's gorgeous flanks...

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You realize what they say about the sensitivity of a unicorn's horn...

That would be like sticking your ᵞᵃᵞ in an electrical outlet!!!

>>680398680398 ho my

>>680386680386

>>680397680397

I'll be watching.

"There should be a certain order..."

"The room was completely full of mist."

"He had looked through the first drawer of the dresser,..."

"...where she had picked it up from, the pegasus..." (Missed a comma)

Just read all three chapters. You have no idea how much I approve of this! .....I'll give you a hint: It's pretty much equivalent to the amount of energy required to explode, have the exploded object rebuilt, then exploded a second time. (In other words, inconceivably huge!)

That was great! He should really swap living rooms with Fluttershy sometime!

>>680445680445

You're now on the list next to Sandman.

Thumb up and favorited for magic super bacon

I MUST FIND SOME

First this man swapped BATHROOMS with Twilight and the unicorn mare struggled to perform even the simplest of tasks while the man just went about his bussiness.

Next he swapped KITCHENS with Pinkie Pie and the pink party pony defiled the place with a caffinee induced sugar buzz while the man had a somewhat pleasnant meal.

And now he's swapped BEDROOMS with Rainbow Dash and the cyan pegasus smashed the digital clock, while the man managed to enjoy some sleep.

Next up will probably be Applejack or Rarity, or possibly even Fluttershy, can't wait to see what room the man will swap next.

"Chickens do not ride scooters" I caught that...

Finally, the man wins for once!

The funny thing is I can totally see the look on Rainbow Dash's face at "The clock had died in her hooves.. Meh, it was just a clock."

Wouldn't this guy have lost all of his clothes with his room, though? I mean, this seems to be the first one that's been permanently switched. Although I guess compared to the cost of now replacing the room...

Man, you know you're old when this story reminds you of Turner and Hooch

"This is not your room"

http://www.hark.com/clips/njfvtxbmxf-not-drink-from-my-toilet  

Thank Celestia this story is incomplete!

*Rated, Faved, Email updates please*

Now, this is going to be AWESOME!

Now I want bacon!

But to not have coffee!

Somepony is bound to find the wreckage of the bedroom below Dash's house, and the remains will leave them confused, especially the complete wardrobe of a disfigured midget minotaur.

I like that this is sort of a human in Equestria story, except no one meet, and they are all most interested in just getting underway with the practical side of their lives. I hope the process and reason between the swaps is never revealed; it would add nothing, detract a lots.

>dictionaries do not race

>chickens do not ride scooters

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>>680301680301 He also has stallion porn

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>>680938680938 lolololololololololollololoolo

>>681072681072

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It was red for one, and even in the package it seemed oddly moist, maybe it was super bacon to go with the super oven! That had to be it. Pleased with herself once more the pony skipped back to the stove, bacon package being proudly dangled from her mouth.

With the drink in place she put most of the new hay bacon on a plate for herself, the rest being set into Mr. Coffee's mouth for him to enjoy when he next awoke, and sat down to enjoy her breakfast.

The new super bacon was the most delicious, fabulous, super-happiest, partyinthemouthiest, grouphugwithallyourfriendsiest bacon the pony had ever tasted.

Reading about Pinkie unknowingly eating strips of pig meat had me cringing so hard, lol.

>>681975681975

I apologize

It seems like you're focusing on the mane 6, but I'm still gonna' be hoping for his car to swap with Luna's awesome chariot. I don't know what the man would do with a chariot, I just wanna' see Luna investigating a modern car. I could see her messing with the dials on the dashboard, unknowingly maxing the volume on the radio, then turning the radio on to some ear-shatteringly loud death metal or something. She'd totally have a knee-jerk reaction to instantly put on the Royal Canterlot Voice and start yelling back at it at full volume.

Stallions and Saddles? Treg, I see what you did there. Referencing Stone Turner. And now my mention of it will cause these others to check it out. Which means more likes on that hilarious story. You knew I was going to point it out too. So because you knew, you said it.

Treg, you evil mastermind you.