So, I was wondering, as I'm sure many were, why Luna didn't ever turn up during the battle against the changelings. This idea effervesced into my twisted mind to explain her absence. Luna knew exactly what was going to happen, and needed to be in a position to play her part. Sorta-maybe-dark humor. Probably more funny in my head. Also, an excuse to dump random head-canon into text.
And what to do when you have a story you want to post but no picture for it? Why, crop a screen capture!
Update: Not complete after all! Why have Princess Luna troll one villain when she can do so much more?
Chapters (2)
And here I was thinking she overslept!
Brilliant! this should get featured!
lol
New fanon for me :D
GENIUS!
PURE, BUCKING, GENIUS!!!!
Just as planned, eh.
So much LunaSwag
Trolling: Level 9999
She got what she deserved. :D
nevermind. Meh.
Damn, that Luna knows how to troll like a true demigod. Hell yes!
I loved your sarcastic writing style, you really gave her a great voice in this piece.
This is getting featured. Really good.
Not bad. I like.
Classic.
Reminded me immediately of "But tomorrow I shall be sober, and you shall still be ugly."
Trolluna? Lunatroll? Fuck, If I don't figure out a name for this it's going to haunt me.
By the way great story, it gets a mustache and a facehoof.
LOL Luna is more of a troll than Celestia here!
That was marvelous!
Bravo, sir, bravo.
Chessmaster Luna is one of the best versions of her I've ever seen. Add to the fact that she's Metal, and you've got an excellent winner here.
Good show.
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I prefer Trolluna
I JUST HAD A GENIUS IDEA
FIMFiction should get a tag...
FOR TROLLING
This.
Was.
Awesome.
'Nuff said.
But, I did find one thing: The paragraphs, I prefer one line of spacing between them, but whatever. Only my preference.
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Exactly as planned.
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:Twilight! What does the scouter say about her trolling level?
: It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!!!
: WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!
All these great comments make me want to write a fic where Trollestia and Trolluna team up to make some antagonist's day perfectly miserable. Thank you all, I'm quite flattered.
We thought she was taking a trip...TO IDGAF ISLAND.
"Well said," Luna replied, "so, Queen Chrysalis -can we call you Chrys? So, Chrys, it looks like you were defeated by the power of love and your minions scattered across the land. Does that sound about right?"
'Sup, Chrys?
Huh, this was actually pretty good! I hope Chrysalis doesn't need any love to survive, 'cause I doubt she'll find much on the moon.
Also, periods go inside quotation marks too.
>>StarlightTheAlicorn Meh, it seems to roll on my tongue to much.
Edit: that didn't work, someone teach me in the ways of FimFiction!
This is my new headcanon explanation for what Luna was doing during the episode.
Nice work.
troll luna is the best luna :D
521147 How you do that
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You mean the neat block quote thing? It's just like the tags you get when you hit the buttons up top of the comment box, except it's quote instead of img or whatever. I'd try to type it out, but it would probably just turn back into tags.
Citizen the princess is very pleased with this and as a token of gratitude the princess has transfered 40,000 bits to you. Have a nice day citizen.
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oh god yes, please do
So... Luna has been playing Minecraft for a thousand years.
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No wonder she came back driven mad as a horny toad! ....Wait she was NMM while she was up there too. Okay, madder!
Don't worry Chrys, I'll send you my copies of Total War and Total Annihilation instead!
*Little rocks begin marching around in giant square blocks and throwing even smaller pebbles at one another*
Now THESE are games one can truly enjoy for a millenium!
Your next gift package will be even GREATER!
Shut up and take my thumbs!
Lovers of Badass Luna REPRESENT!
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That would be a great idea! At the very least it would be amusing, just as this story was.
This is glorious!
dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png U Mad Chrys? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Queen_Chrysalis.png
I burst out laughing and crying in the school library. Then I shouted "Welcome to the moon!!" While grinning madly. I'm in so much pain right now from the amount of laughing I've been doing - hopefully I remember how to breath sometime soon.
-Dash
I was gonna do a sequel story for our new villain, but then I decided to just mark this one as not complete and carry on. Sooner or later I'll bring in some other villains, too. I think I'll have to do something different, Luna probably doesn't want to have some kind of fan club forming on there on the moon. Plus, not every antagonist deserves that kind of abuse.
Also: Celestia's not even there and she's trolling King Sombra. She's good.
I. love.THIS!!!! Luna's gonna loon.
1612688 Personally, I don't really think Chrysalis really deserved this abuse, but I don't really care.
I find her pain amusing, which is why this gets my like. Now that you've got multiple people on the moon, I'm wondering if we'll start getting chapters that aren't just "someone is banished to moon".
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Yeah, the next chapter, and probably most of any other chapters, will not involve banishment to the moon. The moon might happen to be in the sky at some point, but I wouldn't count on anypony else being banished there.
We might visit Som-Som and Chrys to see how they're getting along in a much later chapter, though.
Um, Luna? You have no room to talk.
And there you lost me. Your Luna is pretty badly OOC and is basically a psychotic bitch who enjoys inflicting pain and humiliation on others while excusing her own past as "possession." Add to that the extension of the very tired moon banishment. Really?
Quite frankly I think this did better as a one shot because then it didn't over stay it's welcome. Plus quite frankly neither of these characters really warrant the abuse. Hell, Chrysalis had a much better reason for what she did than NMM, who was more petulant than anything.
I lost it at Som-Som
Also: Sombra character tag? Buck yes!!
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So, out of curiousity, what happened to the rest of the Changelings? They've gotta be somewhere, since as was just stated, a spell powered by love and joy isn't going to kill anything, and from the way they acted in the episode(large group of them all with different facial expressions, that one that rolled its eyes at Pinkie Pie and humored her), I'm disinclined to believe that they're non-sentient.
So what's happened to them now?
Im pretty sure that because im very tired that i really didnt find it funny. I know it is (the castle bit is pretty clever), i just dont feel it.
The problem is that i immediately saw the consequences of her being there: the queen isnt an immortal/invincible alicorn.. so she'll die of starvation or go mad from the loneliness. So instead of laughing i was just wondering why would Luna, of all ponies, would do something cruel like that.
Upvote anyway. It was a nice read.
1612950 they created a somewhat small series of colonies throughout Equestria. These coloies started out as small democratic city-states, then a few merged into republics, and then into a single democratic-republic. Then they relized that that was a stupid idea and joined the Equestian Oligarchy.
Think I liked this better as a one-shot. We had more explanation of why Luna wasn't involved in the first episode of Season 3. Season 2 your explanation could almost fit. This? Not so much. Still some enjoyable moments and thanks very much for sharing!