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Princess Cadence is put on trial for discharging her love magic into the crowd and tragically shipping twelve ponies. Equestria waits with baited breath as witness after witness is called, sworn to tell the whole truth. Particularly the sexy parts.
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Hahaha what?
This is...I don't even know :V
There was an 'ahd' instead of 'and' I think somewhere in here.
Aw shoot, Celestia snagged the jury from /mlp/, Long Arm is doomed!
This is something alright. I'll follow this, only because it's you, Jaxie :V
Heh, awesome. I completely missed the jury's attitude when I was dipping in and out of the livestream.
This is so awesome. I'm not sure who I like better, Trixie, the jurors, or Cadance obviously writing shipfics about everyone around her during her own trial. I just hope Loop Hole argues that as the legally recognized Princess of Love, Cadance has not only the right, but the governmental obligation to use her powers to ship ponies left, right and center. If the Tiara fits, you must acquit!
What's an "arm"?
I ship it.
I can only imagine what kind of shipfic she's writing.
This is going to be a laugh riot.
next on the stand
then
and 
FedEx court
I am a like a cat who got trapped in a basket of lose yarn: utterly terrified and morbidly excited.
Also, Cadance's magic is blue... Shining's on the other hoof...
5379642 The fore-limb of a horse.
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I believe is a bipedal thing, of minotaurs and Diamond Dogs.
[Insert Phoenix Wright reference here]
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No, WorldSmith is, right "arm" is an acceptable term for the forelimb of an equine; (an equine foreleg has an arm, forearm and elbow AND a knee) - though strictly it should probably be more correct for the upper portion.
Although as I assume we are talking about "Long Arm" as in "of the law" it's metaphorical anyway. Also "long foreleg" - or possibly "long... telekinesis?" or something neither sounds right and narratively, GaPJaxie would probably have had to obliquely explain the reference.
It's bated breath.
Cadance is just writing fics about them as they're in the witness stand, isn't she?
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...Or 'bated or even abated breath.
It means you stopped breathing.
Oh my god I love this! More please!
Cadence should really be more careful where she points that thing. Ponies don't want love juice all over them.
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The point is, it has nothing to do with baiting.
I shouldn't enjoy this :-P
This has the potential to continue straight down in to horrible epic amusement.
This song seemed appropriate:
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This might be the wrong fandom for a straight contest. Just about everypony would lose.
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the kinky ones do.
I found the story description to be funny.
12 ponies were tragicly shipped, pssh, it's like they said she killed 12 ponies...
The wordplay in the title is magnificent.
I guess that explains where Celestia got the jury from.
5379851 Or perhaps
and 
We'll just have to see what the author does.
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OTP MADE
Shame it’s dead
Good start :)