I suppose it's only natural that "EHM," as its title is so commonly shortened, should find its way to FIMfiction. This is the premiere destination for MLP fanfics nowadays, and it would seem amiss if a story that so many people have read did not take its place here.
As most of you know by now, this is a story about DMT, A blob, and Mac, going out on a grand adventure into lands beyond Equestria to save the life of Twilight Sparkle. It's about those three ponies growing both separately and together, and it's about exploring just what makes up the world where Friendship Is Magic takes place. It's a story about growth, struggle, and sacrifice. Nopony in it leaves it unchanged.
You will notice, if you have read this story before, that I have removed a lot of the use of bold text and some of the uses of italics. I really did use a great deal of marked-up text in this story, far more than is actually necessary to convey meaning and emphasis. Hopefully this makes for a cleaner read.
A huge debt is owed to everyone who has read this story since I started writing it way back in 2011. You all helped me keep going when my spirit seemed to falter. It is for you that I place this story here- and for you that I write what will come next.
Blurb: DMT has always assumed that his body hated him, and so did the universe. His theory is proven when a series of unfortunate events occur, resulting in him in Equestria and nearly being killed over again and again due to plane crashes, falling ponies and a bunch of other derpy situations. Ok, shoot me for not being MASSIVLY original, but this has quite a lot of differences to all the other Human in Equestria stories. It’s a rather amusing and random, contains quite a large amount of choice language, a hell of a lot of references, especially to epic titles and books such as The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and sexual puns as well. I will have a relationship involved in my story but I doubt I will include clop, but I don’t know yet, and if I do, there will be a link to it instead of me including it in the main story so those who do not generally read pornography don’t have to, the next chapter would skip to the morning after most likely. I’ve got TONS of ideas for this and will see it to the end, so if you enjoy, throw up your thumb and throw down a comment to give me any feedback at all, praise and criticisms so I can make live up to all your expectations. Love and tolerance bro’s! (\ P.S I have chosen myself as the main character so I can express my feelings about what happens in the story from my point of view, and also explain what I would do in these situations. I can tell you that all my little back stories are true, so that’s pretty original and cool, however it has resulted in my friend, Hoe Joward, (You’ll learn more about him in the story as it progresses) making a parody of it that’s really offensive to me, and so weird and nonsensical it will melt your brain, but it’s bloody brilliant so I’ll link it at the end of the story for you to read.
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This is joke right? Like, you're kidding?
5404198 *your
5405249
Dont car m8, focus on ur own stori thats down teh drain
First, what the fuck is up with the cover art? Did you commission a five year old to draw it?
Your assumptions of notoriety are unfounded; I've never heard of you or your story. It looks dumb, though.
5414017 u must live under a rock lol
>not having heard of narshlog117
>being this plebeian
5413981 bit rude tbh mate
I wonder were he got that shitty cover art...img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141122172313/r2d/images/2/2b/Meme-thinking-face-1920x1080.jpg
5414117 Elric is one of the most well known users of this site, who admins one of the most respected groups of fanfics on this site. Just saying, who's the pleb now? (I don't think you'll be able to answer that one, so the answer is you, just by the by.)
Secondly, nobody here knows your story, and nobody cares. Mostly because your story sucks, and because your overinflated ego is almost as sickening as that dreadful coverart. It's almost funny, actually, how drastically different your ideas and expectations are from reality. You think you are popular, and that you have a good story to tell. I'll just direct you to the like/dislike bar, and you can figure out the reality from there.
5414117
You're a nobody. And when I want an opinion out of you, I'll tie you down and beat it out of you.
5414326
5414377
That joke went right over your head.
Successful trollfic is successful.
5414326 no need to be so salty lol. enjoy being uncultured.
5414377 who are you
5414671 ey mate this is serious business. pretty offended tbh
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5413981 *four
I don't care if this looks like an obvious trollfic, these comments are hilarious!
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5416333
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5416351
or
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5414377 Would you like the belt or the whip?
5416437 I thought this was a punishment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5416269
Oh, I'm a nobody, too. I just have the grace to admit it. See how that works?
Gods this is awful. I've read a few steaming piles, but this is like someone handed a retarded five year old MLP:FIM, a laptop, and crayons. Seriously, go hang your computer you.
5416446 deep brah
Obvious trollfic is obvious.
So...When's the title going to be fixed?
5416994 Indeed.
5417053 when yer mam gets out of my bed
ha ha ha ha.
eh.
ha.
Jesus, it's like the author's a chimp with Down Syndrome. Too bad it's not a trollfic.
5427393 don't tempt fate
5405249 Actually, it should be YOU'RE.
This is how it would look like: This is joke right? Like, you're kidding?
Don't correct others if you don't know how to correct yourself. Here, have some examples of how 'you're' would be used.
You're going out later in the evening, right?
Now here is an example using 'your'.
Your car keys are on the coffee table. Don't leave them around next time.
You're is the contraction of you and are.If I were to use 'you're' in this sentence above, it would look like the sentence below.
You are car keys are on the coffee table. Don't leave them around next time. That doesn't sound correct.
5428793
you're should be your. Learn basic grammar before you try to correct others :) Using you're spelling it sounds like your trying to say "you are".
5429755
Now, explain why you are right in teaching book style.
5429850 *your
5414326 Talk about having a small name big ego. This story sucks.
5429755
5429991 No, it is a verb "to be" in second form.
5430088
I have one phrase for you: somebody is trolling here~
5430121 lol i dont know what that means but your wrong anyway :)
5429755 My grammar IS correct.
"You are going out later in the evening, right?"
It is used correctly. You're = you are. Simple contractions.
...
5429755
There is one thing is this universe I believe to be truly infinite: the unfathomable depths of human stupidity.
...And even I have a hard time believing you are actually seriously this stupid.
This is top-level trolling, right?
5431683 everyone in this comment section is just plain rude tbh. I just wrote this to have a good time and I'm seriously feeling so attacked right now.
5416994 I hope for the sake of humanity that this is a trollfic.