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?Lol, well played, sir.
You did well,sir.
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This cannot end well. At all.
You posted it without my knowing!? I thought we were friends! D:
The misdirection was obvious, but it took until the very last line to know what Dash was really on about.
I'd call that a success on your part.
6183210 6183427 Glad you liked!
6183280 Did you even read it? lol
6183331 Hey Merlos. I posted that story.
You sneaky little writer, you made it look like she was ordering a sex toy, not a type writer.
I was not under the impression that typewriters were adult toys.
Well, you sure managed to trick me. I thought she was buying a
Pony action figure.
I thought the "adult toy" would be revealed to be an office minigolf set. The toy you went with is potentially much dirtier Liked.
6183783 6184330 lol
6183823 You don't say...
6183834 I was
6183922 Hehehe...
You wrote horsewords.
Oh, you.
I don't know man; I thought it was gonna be like, some sort of vanity until I got to the end
That cover
+1 goodfuck
I mean goodfic
I was expecting this.
I thought Rainbow bought a... Y'know...
plushie.
AHHH! Damn it ya got me! I thought it was going to be a mane brush. The reputation, the Rarity, the hair and germs. I briefly considered a toothbrush but then Twilight's was in an old box.
You win this one author...
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You sneaking son of a gun...
6184531 I did!
6184657 6187240 :3
6184850 Maybe I should've done that...
6185083 6186730 Got ya!
6185558 lol. The cover was comissioned from KaoKay
6185594 Nice!
6186955 Heheh.
6187149 I accept this victory!
It would have been nice to seem some hints along the way, through i guess that might ruin the whole "twist"?
made me laugh. well done!
6189029 Thanks!
6201606 Uhhhh... I'd rather you didn't.
MY GOD! DAT TWIST DOUGH!
I was thinking it was a brush
As I think we ended up discussing -- the punchline is everything, and yours delivered beautifully. 10/10, gold star.
6212141 Mmm... dough.
6218485 eeeenope.
6320576 Hey! You actually read it! Indeed, the punchline. I'm glad you liked it. GOLD STAR!
6323147 I did, yes!
Would've gone for the platinum star, but it was out of my price range.
I was expecting "saddle."
Well played.
6330372 Huh. That would've been interesting!
I was expecting an electric toothbrush for some reason. Don't know why, I guess I hit the wrong hints.
6330706 lol I think all the hints were wrong. mybad.
Considering all the smut that can be created with Dash's new toy, I'd say this is just as lewd if not more so than the usual adult toy.
Finally got around to reading this, and I have to say well done on the build up.
6386540 Touché, sir. And I'm glad you liked it!
To be honest, I was reluctant to read this story, in fact I did not want to read this story period... (see what I did there... no... lol I'm bad at this :P)
If this was just a random story on FIMfiction I would had brushed it off. But my friend, to this day I have no idea how he found out I was a brony , told me to read this - as it had a comedy to it and unexpected ending. And so, I did.
Now the ending was not that unexpected, mind you, yet I still found myself giggling throughout the read and almost died with the typewriter bit. Anyway, to my great un-expectation, this was a great story, I'm looking forward to your other ones as well sir!
6555834 Well I am very pleased that you found yourself liking it!
This is why the internet exists.
So I can read the plot twists.
Well played.
7027600 Heheh.
okay, that... you... you got me good
I was all like
...this is gonna be from Bad Dragon.
...This is most definitely gonna be from Bad Dragon.
.....Welp, here we go.. Oh, brilliant she's using it already-
What.
7291614 Hehehehe! Yeah, all sorts of bits and pieces of this are inspired by Bad Dragon... uh... patrons? Yeah, patrons. Not a patron myself, but I used to know a lot of furries... so...
7293866
Not a patron yourself? Uh-huh, suuuure.
When you say you knew a lot of furries, what do you mean by that?
I was expecting a... Sex toy... A dildo... I was very wrong.
*shrug*
I still own a typewriter.
9071285 I have 3. They are neat little machines.
Maybe I should be smarter next time......
Good job, pal!
9072243 Thanks, I think.
7027600
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs
This is what the internet is for lol
BD is USUALLY packaged as "BD Enterprises Inc." If you google "BD Entreprises" you'll find "B+D Enterprises", a supplier of small electronic parts.
Granted, the last order I got from them was packaged as "Jan Mulders" which is a LOT less discreet on the google search.
10506460 Interesting. I wonder if B+D C&D'd BD.