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Calamity Cons


I'm more of an artist than a writer.

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For some inexplicable reason, Sollux Captor from the Homestuck Universe winds up magically bound to Rarity's back and incapable of coming off. Now it's up to Rarity's friends to find a way to separate the two and get Sollux back home, before they do something that they might regret. Like, say, becoming close friends.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 52 )

Shirt symbols equal cutie marks? Obvious. :derpytongue2:

♫♥I look forward to reading what happens next in your story♥♪

Oh god FINALY a homestuck crossover where the trolls aren't ponified.
I'm loving this so far :)

I love the... I guess I would have to call it 'completely balmy concept'.

Take this character from here, and attach him to her.

Don't forget: Trolls think fashion is stupid.

This should be good.

A 12-part ensemble, with hoods? I think I see where that's going...

I feel like I've been waiting for this story all my life.
Can't wait for some awesome character development! Don't let me down! :twilightsmile:

Calamity, you made me register here just to subscribe to this story. I hope you're happy!! *shakes fist*

Hmmm. Interesting story, but a couple sentences from Su-- Sollux aren't quirked.

that was interesting

I have no words. What are these emotions I am feeling? Oh, there's one: horror that I am being so drastically sucked into this! :pinkiegasp:

Amazing story. Also:
“And proper pony politeness means badgering me with questions all the time?”

Its a very interesting concept, and I'd love to see more chapters in the future.

i wonder what the reaction of sollux will be when he enters zecoras hut and the first thing he sees is a giant pail.
should have let you be dragged into the woods sollux. you really should not have.

ii feel 2iick. thii2 2tiink2 of two much 2ugary 2weetne22, two the poiint where ii hope that ii am culled iin2tead of liiviing two more day2 iin thii2 ce22pool.

[[By which I mean, you capture the characters so very well! I don't know too much about MLP, but I feel like your Sollux is spot on! I like DNI's Sollux better, but AatNB is pretty good, and very understandable to a non MLP fan. Also, I like Sollux's reaction to each of the ponies. Can't wait for more!]]

I've been waiting for more chapters. I'm glad you updated! ^^

Reading this from school. Nice job, Calamity! Will there be more soon? :derpyderp1:

Need more *Drooling mouth*

Colourful, cheerful ponies, plus the mo2t iin2ufferable priick in paradox 2pace.

Genius. I take my hat off to you, good sir. More please!

STOP MAKING THINGS I LIKE

Great story so far, this is no big deal and probably part of the joke, but you seemed to have a hard time coming up with a name for the psionic aura generated by his powers. Okay wait, that's a terrible way of saying it's just a suggestion, which it is. I AM SLEEPY DO NOT JUUUDGE

Eagerly awaiting the next chapter.

I really love this fic and I hope it isn't dead! It's the only fic I've found where the trolls aren't turned into ponies, and it's really interesting so far:twilightsmile:

I'll be making more soon, the fic isn't dead. I just have to find a workaround for the illustrations because of a dead tablet. There should be more starting February.

To be honest, the illustrations don't add much that the story doesn't already provide.

Oh my god. You're on here too. I have too many feelings.

No way. NO WAY. Step away from the Homestuck fan work for TWO FREAKING SECONDS (or... some number of months, admittedly), turn back around, and all of a sudden I notice this exists. And to think, if I were keeping tabs on this AND Homestuck fanfics, I'd have picked up on this so much sooner. Curse my disjointed attention span!

You probably remember me from the BtSDLb threads and epic Pesterchum hijinx. <<< Hopefully old megatronusPrime's left some impact, however tiny. >>> I did notice the Pesterchum memo I helped start was still alive the last time I went on. Which... was far too long ago. Didn't even replace PC on my new hard drive, at least not yet. But I really feel the need to catch up on the months of story I missed. On ckret's story AND on DNI (yeah, started yours too). Hell, maybe I should... drop back in, say hi, and get back into the swing of things. Yeah, actually, I think I'd like that.

Enough with me being excessively nostalgic. I have a story to read. And with such a bizarre premise, I'm wicked excited. I mean, really; Sollux in Ponyville, stuck to Rarity. There's no way it WON'T end well. And now I have the mental image of what would happen if Karkat had to deal with Pinkie Pie. Oh, I love stories that give me fun mental pictures. I'm practically bleeding anticipation right now; I'm dropping everything else and storming right in! Allons-y!

...Great running into you again, Calamity. As much as leaving a comment on your story counts as running into you. I did miss everyone over on the thread.

And now that I've actually read this story: I love it. I'm serious. This isn't the only Homestuck crossover I've read on here, but this does predate Ponystuck by a month or two. And I can say I've had the privilege of exchanging dialogue with the authors of BOTH Homestuck stories I've read here, though one in the past and one at present.

This take is a more interesting one, though. Almost like a human-in-Equestria story, but of course Sollux isn't human. And Alternia and troll society are more of a hellhole than than what we've got here, and certainly more than what the ponies have under Celestia's rule. And as I was typing, I realized this concept then got used for Rorschach in Equestria, even further down the line than Ponystuck was in terms of first post date... but still, a crossover where characters interact and develop with each other is a beautiful one indeed.

Heh. I'm doing a miniature critical analysis of your work. It's my default setting on FIMFiction, but I never thought it'd turn on someone I know from another site.

Hopefully you recover from your tech/art issues and resume the story soon. I'm anxious to see where you're going with it.

Ew.
Homestuck doesn't invade Pony stuff. It's not natural.

I started reading this because it looked stupid.:ajbemused:
I continued to read it because it wasn't stupid. :derpyderp1:
I request that you FINISH THIS UP before I go mad from wondering what's going on. :flutterrage::fluttercry:

This sounded stupid ('Sollux is stuck on Rarity's back') But I decided to give it a look anyway. I'm soooo glad I did. :yay:

@SkypiDashie

You shush, everyone has different tastes, Sky. :facehoof:

W-why isn't there more? D: Is this dead?

Sollux is my patron troll. :<

i love this! please make moar :raritydespair:

How is Solux stuck onto rarity?? Is it Magic keeping him from getting off, or is it just pure fusion?
Hmmm have they tried lifting rarity into the sky and turning her upside-down???
Also! does Sollux have access to his legs we dont want him to end up like Tavros!
==>

Sollux must like Cupcakes :pinkiecrazy:

I'll be making more soon, the fic isn't dead.

...s/he said 43 weeks and 3 days ago. (This is awesome!)

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A great story... And there hasn't been an update since 2011.

“Yeah, and maybe he could be seriously offended by like, buckets or something.”

What you did there....

Sollux never types capital letters, so you should pro8a8ly fix that. Your pictures are also 8roken.

~Vriska Serket

Can I expect an upd8 soon? This story seems rather inactive.

~Vriska Serket

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XDDD I laughed so hard at that moment.:rainbowlaugh:

don't they have severe nightmares without sopor slime? i'm looking forward to seeing something like that.

Okay, so, 1.) I am absolutely loving this so far and (disregarding the fact that I haven't read the third chapter yet) I sincerely hope you keep this up and I can't wait for more. 2.) Thank you very much for the Lion King reference. I almost feel like I'm the only one who noticed it. Hopefully I'm not the only one who got it, though, because it was absolutely beautiful.

OHMGOSHHHHHHHSHSSOSHHSOHHOOOMMGGHHHSHSH. LMAO .. yesh. Best fanfic ever. Like- Ever. uhm why do you have candy corn on your head?? Lol ASK KARKAT what if there offended by something as simple as buckets LOL

**4 years later***

See, this is exactly the kind of bullshit craziness I expect from Homestuck crossovers! And I mean that in a good way. 38P

“Yeah, and maybe he could be seriously offended by like, buckets or something.”

You have no idea :rainbowlaugh:

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