As you sit back and enjoy your impromptu breakfast, the basement door slowly creaks open and a head pokes out. Tufted ears twitch as the batpony glances over at you nervously, her white mane falling in front of one of her eyes. She swallows, ears splaying sideways.
“C-can I come out now?”

OH COME ON I KNOW THERE NINJAS BUT HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET IN THERE THAT TIME..

How many types of milk will he get?
We are at three right now...

Truly glad to see this back and cant wait for more

Busted.

5788033 I think that is the same one that was in the package crate with the milking machine.

And I bet he will get the fat free, 1% fat, skim, I highly doubt he will get soy, chocolate or strawberry milk.

5788123 ehh maybe BUT WHAT IF SHES A CHANGELING?

5788033
I think that's the batpony mare that stowed along with his machine when he came to town.

Well, the girls of Pony villa have gotten themselves a new neighbor there all going to visit quite often.

5788152 ALL BATPONYS ARE NINJAS

I would absolutely just destroy ditzys p***y!!!!!!

Found some errors here:

With that complete, the machine is clean and your work is finally finsihed.

finished
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Something gray and moving at incredible speed suddenly crashes through the bay window, sending pieces OF wood and glass flying in every direction.

of (lower case)

I guess you can say Anon delivered his package, and Ditzy signed for it...

do Rainbow Dash next good job by the way keep it up

MOAR MILK
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It's game time.
Are you r-

!Warning a new challenger has appeared!

for some reason im likeing this so much more than i should....and im just passing over the clop aspects all together
it's really an odd feeling....smileing whenever i see a fic update

No you may not come out. You've been a bad pony, and bad ponies must be punished.
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Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.

Enjoying this fic way more than I should. Something about it is just damn amusing.

*incoherent noises of amusement*

Way funnier than it should be, but hell, that's not a flaw.

it looks as if Anon will be settling right in with out much of a problem.
A rather sweet chapter I will be watching for more muffin and milk to come.

Ooh! I was just looking at this story on my shelf the other day. Guess that answers my questions regarding its status.

What do you suppose would happen if you blew bubbles in our lovely Ms. Bubble Butt's milk? Would she feel a chill down her spine wherever she may be? Would the milk detonate, unable to contain the awesome force of such bubble-ception? Would it ruin your reputation as the milkman and turn you into "that weird fuck who likes to drain mares of their milk so he can blow bubbles in it"? Would you just feel really, really stupid afterward for assuming such an actions would hold any kind of special significance?

These are they questions that plague my mind as I try to sleep at night.

batpony in maid uniform ! please XD

5788150 changeling milk.....do they even make milk? And if they do what would it taste like?

5789314 I sure hope they make milk.

BATPONIES! BATPONIES EVERYWHERE!

5789314 I'm undecided if changeling females would even have teats.

5790076 I imagine that they do but they are for the most part forever A-cups...that or my brain has finally turned mush and think they are massive.

Hehehe another wholesome chapter. And its good for you and helps grow your bone!

What a hectic week! Just now getting around to reading this.

Oh damn! Another fine chapter.

The mare continues to stare up at your for several seconds,

'you'

this is more comedy than erotica for me, just chuckling as i go, seems so outrageous lol, in a good way

5796364 Good. That's the intent.

Weird enough im starting to liike this serie more than Your Human and You, every chapter would make me laugh and at the end i would sit there smiling. Not the goofy kind of smile mind you.

As you sit back and enjoy your impromptu breakfast, the basement door slowly creaks open and a head pokes out. Tufted ears twitch as the batpony glances over at you nervously, her white mane falling in front of one of her eyes. She swallows, ears splaying sideways.
“C-can I come out now?”

OH COME ON! NOT ONE DAY!

well that was unexpected

C-can I come out now?

You make your way to the basement door and plant your foot on it, smashing the door against the bat pony's head. "No."

ythat was a awesome read i can't wait see what happens next

... Dang it! I just had to go and read this chapter right when I'm about ready to sleep, and now I gotta raid the fridge! *sigh* I hope french toast will do as a substitute for muffins until I get some.

And on a side note, if Princess Celestia's milk tastes like bananas, then what will Rarity's milk taste like? Vanilla or marshmallow? Or maybe that purple sweet yam flavor thing they have in Asia? Think it was called Ube? Bah, too tired to think straight without rambling. I'll make a better post in the morning.

You let out a girly shriek manly cry as the room descending into chaos.

Damn, "I'm" slick.

Your hand still on the machine’s controls, you dial up the suction, causing another blast of hot air to wash across your member as Ditzy gasps.

Isn't a gasp an inhale of breath? So wouldn't it be colder?

Other than that, (I'm not a grammar nazi, after all. More like a critical douchebag.) very nice story, all in all. Have a moustache

I have to say that I am enjoying this story. I can't wait to see what happens next. keep up the good job you are doing.

Dragonfox

And then he realized he practically has a servant to do all sorts of things for him...
Keep going! ;)

5863991 Batmare = partner in dairy?

You have earned my likes and favs

I think that it would be interesting if Anon haggles with a mare on how much it would cost to fix up the house while being milked.

I hope when 5796366 gets done with his two big hitter stories, he works on this ones some too.

Lol, I like the bottle counter thing.

when can we get more

Oh, so THAT'S where the Batpony went. I hope Anon intends to make her help clean.