Both Luna and Deadpool were in bed again... wait... how did you-!?
Luna's turned on by out feats!
Indeed. Kinda makes us wonder why we didn't have public sex after killing Tirek.
We're crazy, but not THAT crazy! We would've found a nice room to have sexy time in! Hell, Tirek's corpse could've been a great place! Like the Revenant!
...That's an awful comparison, Crazy, even for you.
Deadpool looked up, giving the two a momentary break from furious making out.
"Can you two keep it down!? I'm trying to get it on!"
Sorry.
Sorry.
Deadpool and Luna continued to make out with each other, not even caring about Equestria's Cross-breeding relationship regulations, something that Celestia made a thousand years ago to make sure nopony or anything were going to make more powerful beings together.
DICTATORSHIP!!!
Shut up!
Ignoring his voices, Deadpool and Luna... please... stop french kissing each other.
"Jealous?"
"Of what?" Luna asked
"Uh... how great I am, despite not having a muzzle?"
"Oh... well... muzzle or no muzzle, you really are the stallion of my dreams."
"...Baby... If I were able to dream walk like you, then we'd be getting it on like-" A knock was at the door. "DAMMIT!!!"
"Well... you better answer that. But I promise this: if you do something just as, or more, great than the last thing... my chambers are open for you. ...And is that a unicorn horn I see?"
"GAH!!!" Deadpool blushed, putting on his briefs, mask, and a bathrobe. "Sorry! What you just said... it's so hot! Like your ass!!!" The knocking got louder. Deadpool teleported to Luna and both delivered a passionate kiss again. "Now you just stay there, Mooncheeks. I'm gonna impress you the f**k out!"
"Go f**k yourself, Wade."
"I love it when you swear!" Deadpool answered the door. "Yellow?"
CLANG!!!
Deadpool woke up, though his face was covered by a sack and his back tied to a chair.
"Wha-? What the-!?" He yelled "HEY!!! Who hit me with a f***ing frying pan!? HUH!?!?!? That's so cartoonish, even for me!!!"
"...Welcome Deadpool." A cybernetic voice spoke "We have been watching you."
"AHH!!! Who's that!? Jigsaw!? Arnold Schwarzenegger from True Lies!? BATMAN!?!?!?"
"No... We are part of an anti-monster agency in Canterlot. We are here to-"
"OH! BON BON!!!"
"...What? Uh... no! This is-"
"Special Agent Sweetie drops!!!"
"...Ugh... alright, you win." The sack was taken off and Deadpool saw that he was the mare in front of him, wearing a special collar.
"Hey! Wassup!?" He looked around to see that they were in an empty room. "Huh... this your place? Bought an apartment? Or-?"
"No, now be quiet! I have been watching all of your moves around Equestria, each of them, random and dangerous! I may have scratched you off as being like Pinkie Pie, but your ability to quickly heal from everything thrown at you and laugh it off is something that intrigued me. And your combat... never have I seen a monster like you fight so wildly, yet effective."
"Wait? Monster? Oh, silly Bon Bon! I'm no monster! I'm just a mutate who had cancer, got these awesome powers, and my own fanbase, some who are reading this right now!"
"...what are you-?"
"Say hi, folks!"
"Who are you talking to?"
"Oh, right! Forgot; see, many of the most intelligent beings in the world are those that are able to see every other dimension! For now, we'll use this!"
"Wait... is that a-"
"Yep! And now... Viola!"
"... WHAT THE-!?!?!? Who's that!?"
"That is a reader! And so is he... she... he again... she again! Oh! And there's the author of this!"
"Author!? He looks fat!"
"He prefers 'big boned'."
"...Sweet Celestia! They're... they're hideous!"
"Hey! Not all of them are hideous! Look at me! Plus, I see some of the ladies there. Mmm... are those real?"
"...What could be fake about them?"
"Easy; limbs, eyes, hair, booty, and most importantly, their lips."
"...Lips?"
"I don't want to say boobs. They're very sensitive about that."
"Why are you whispering?"
"No reason! Now, time to zip it up and... there!" Bon Bon shook her head.
"This is incredible! Deadpool! You have to give this ability to Celestia!"
"Eh... nah."
"No!? Why not!?"
"Look, it's bad enough that some people believe they're being watched by some deity that watched over all of us, though science has proven that we're nothing more but a mole on the universe's ass and not the center of attention as we imagined, but do you honestly want everyone to realize that they're being watched by average Joes, almost every day, every night, and continuing until they die but will be replaced by someone else?"
"...I never thought about that."
"Good." He ruslted her mane. "Glad we had this little talk, my little pony."
HEEHEE!!! Title dropping!
Roll credits.
"Now... if you excuse me... I gotta do something that will allow me to 69 Luna!"
"...69?"
"Not for the faint of heart. But I'm sure many of the cloppers out there are just saying 'Yeah!' like Rick James."
"...Cloppers?"
"Forgot to add, but some guys find you hot. If you saw them, wouldn't you be disgusted if they... moaned a lot?"
"...I... guess so."
"Good. Now... EPICNESS!!! AWAY!!!" He jumped out a window.
"...He is the most strange character I've ever said."
So.....he introduces Bon Bon to the fourth wall. Okay, didn't expect that. And can you please dial down those...other scenes please? Besides that, nice way of finally introducing Bon Bon
-Dark
How about he meets Berry Punch, or Jet Set and Upper Crust
-Dark
7150010 I MAKE NO PROMISES!!!
So DEADPOOL what did you think of my video?
7150034 I told you already
Bon Bon, ya done goofed in this. NEVER attempt to understand Deadpool. I gave up a long time ago... But a few of my cohorts are still trying to figure it out, with little success.
I WILL UNCOVER HIS SECRETS AND DEFEAT HIM IN BATTLE NEXT WE MEET!
Lu Bu, down. Down boy.
7150046 You really think so? because i dont think so. by the way will you ever encounter the elements of insanity and TheInvertedShadow? that would be so funny.
P.S.
Are you excited for the Ratchet and Clank movie? Because here is how much im excited bro.
times 100, times a million, times a billion, times infinity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7150136 With the quality of Videogame movies before, my expectations are really low. Besides, I'll be playing the videogame, so if the movie sucks, I can now say "The Game is better." (Get it!? It's like how people say "The book was better"). Though I will say this: WHY THE F**K IS THERE AN ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE COMING OUT!?!?!? You're 4 years too late!!! Next thing, we're going to get Temple Run... or Candy Crush.
7150021 *sigh* Should've expected that. By the way Wade, what happened to the whole "take a selfie with everypony" thing you were supposed to do? I think the last time you took a selfie was before Fancy Pants and Fleur
-Dark
7150151 Off camera! How? WEAK NARRATION!!!
7150174 Hmmmm....you win this round Mr. Wilson, but I'll get you one day. But yeah, you should meet ponies like the flower trio, or Fleetfoot, or Jet Set and Upper Crust, since I'd like to see how that pair of uptight snobby Canterlot ponies will react to (possibly) the most random and insane being in the multiverse, aka, you.
-Dark
7150193 Perhaps something like this.
No selfie?
7150198 maybe, but I still want to see it happen one day. The closest I got to them getting what they deserve is a guy dressed up as an assassin from Assassin's Creed punching Jet Set in the face and giving him a bloody nose
-Dark
7150251 I doubt you'll know the story I'm talking about
-Dark
7150254 That one guy that punched Justin Beiber?
7150274 um...no, he never even met Bieber.
-Dark
7149639 ITS A DISNEY THING!!! THEY HATE EACH OTHER AT FIRST THEN THEY LOVE EACH OTHER
7150456 What?
-Dark
7150782 almost every Disney romance film ever made has the two that love each other hate each other At the beginning. Ex: Tangled
7150969 I'd say it's 50/50
-Dark
and i was expecting a mildsong explaing it all and thank buck lyra wasent there
7150143 i know right why wait to make an Angry Birds movie now when they should have done it years ago. i guess they had to wait until it was really popular or something. By the way DEADPOOL my broham. What do you think of the Sly Cooper movie thats coming out too. if Ratchet and Clank, Sly Cooper, and WARCRAFT are getting their own movies what about Jak and Daxter, or Spyro the Dagon (the actual video game character not me), or Hell even a God Of War movie. Those would be movies i would watch. What are you thoughts DEADPOOL?
7152936 All of these games have lost their popularity... Excpet for Warcraft. Plus, have you seen video game movies as of late? Besides, I can already tell that most people are going to be lost when watching these films except for gamers. That, or they'll ignore the source material and do something else with it. And, sorry to say, but if they do make a spyro movie, he's going to be nothing but a side character of side characters that is Skylanders
7153015 Wow o.O Thats deep man. i just hope that they do the games that i mentioned some justice. Hey can i talk to Luna for a minute? i have something that i need to tell her its very important
7153062 Hm... Hello? Is this working? Strange... Never thought I'd interact with another human, let alone, talk to a different dimension.
7153071 OMG O.o . Luna you are my number one favorite of the princesses. i still cant believe that you and DEADPOOL are actually dating thats awesome. i do have a question for you and if you have a question for me Luna let me know.
7153560 Oh... Well, thank you. I'm not quite sure what this 'dating' is, but if it involves him making me as happy as a filly, then yes, we are 'dating'. Cray tell, but how is thouest using thy subjects faces? It is actually disturbing.
7153591 its called an emoticon. its the picture of a smiley face when you type something in where im typing now see.
7153615 DERPY!!! STOP HURTING THY SUBJECTS!!!
7153637 But im not actually hurting them luna. there actually fine say hi Derpy. Hi Princess
7153676 LIES!!! LIES AND SLANDER EVERYWHERE!!!
7153864 im telling the truth just ask DEADPOOL. O.o changing subjects now what do you Luna the most beautiful princess of the night. what do you want to know about me? as ive said to DEADPOOL earlier i am a dragon and im the friendliest dragon in all of Equestria.
7153899 You never said s**t!
Deadpool! Please. Well... What makes you think of me as being pretty? Please, Deadpool, I'm just curious. Most ponies feared me when I came to Ponyville. What makes me different to you?
7153910 Well its hard to say but, i have always found that you are more helpful towards others like the CMC when they were having trouble with a situation. that and i think that you have the beautiful face in Equestria. just looking at you makes me feel like i have butterflies in my stomach and i cant stop thinking about you at times. what do you guys want to know about me?
That and you make the most beautiful nights ive ever seen in my life
So Luna do you have a question for me? ill try and answer them as best as i can.
7155087 its now like a luna/deadpool daughter thing now.... also HOW CAN A UNDONE STORY HAVE A SEQUEL!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
7156577 with the power of Trollestia
7158465 .... THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO COUNTER THIS! camo.derpicdn.net/b340237ad02431d120994ba05de8abda58fa1547?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clipartbest.com%2Fcliparts%2F4Tb%2FM4q%2F4TbM4qLTg.jpeg derpicdn.net/img/2014/9/15/722664/thumb.png vi ŝatas?
7169556 I've always thought that was random even for deadpool.
7169838 EVERYTHING IS RANDOM WITH ME!!!
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Damnit! Get outta here! I'm takin' a shite!!
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Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun TACOS!