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Somepony make sea ponies appear in G4!

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A fellow pony notices that Princess Luna may have a serious problem: there is a small, sentient race inside her mane and they have been living there for quite some time. Luna must decide what to do about this.

A random short story I made to help bring the smiles.

-BGB

First Published
25th Apr 2012
Last Modified
25th Apr 2012

Comments ( 426 )

Axz
#1 · 104w, 9h ago · 6 · ·

i don't know what i just read but it was funny as hell:trollestia:

#2 · 104w, 9h ago · · ·

WHAT THE FUCK? 'Sentient race in your mane'

#3 · 104w, 9h ago · 1 · ·

O.o whoa, that's kinda trippy....:applejackconfused:

#4 · 104w, 9h ago · 6 · ·

AND THUS THE HUMAN RACE WAS IN LUNAS MANE.IT ALL MAKES SENSE!:pinkiegasp:

#5 · 104w, 9h ago · · ·

I tip my hat.

#6 · 104w, 8h ago · 1 · ·

Sir, you must write this from the point of view of the little sentient beings!

IT HAVE TO BE DONE!

#7 · 104w, 8h ago · · ·

What a silly little story. Well written and funny. :pinkiehappy:

Good job, sir! :twilightsmile:

#8 · 104w, 8h ago · 1 · ·

Amusing concept! I'm just a little confused about the seapony's presence... plus, how can she "walk" over to Princess Celestia?

#9 · 104w, 8h ago · · ·

>>497451

Well, it said sister of the ambassador, so maybe there was a bit of species mix or something like that...who knows?

#10 · 104w, 8h ago · · ·

Brilliantly done! Though I have to admit, I can't imagine Luna bald or with a rainbow mane and tail. :rainbowlaugh:

#11 · 104w, 8h ago · · ·

>>497451 Or wear overalls, for that matter? She has no legs!

In any case, this was a hilarious random story that actually makes an odd kind of sense. Well done!

#12 · 104w, 8h ago · 1 · ·

Well, that explains everything about our exsistence.

#13 · 104w, 8h ago · · ·

This is random as fuck. Lovely randomness. :pinkiecrazy:

#14 · 104w, 8h ago · 1 · ·

>>497432 This! Do what the man says!

Strangest thing is, this actually made sense to me...

#15 · 104w, 8h ago · · ·

that was amazing.:pinkiehappy:

#16 · 104w, 7h ago · · ·

“Our mane does not take to water very well. It’s made of space!"

I laughed pretty much all the way through this story. It's just such an odd concept and you did a great job with it. My fav line is above, I laughed for a good minute after reading that.

This story gets 10 out of 5 space pirates in Luna's mane.

#17 · 104w, 7h ago · · ·

Pfft, a race in Luna's mane and tail. That's awesome. :pinkiehappy:

And the ending was incredibly sweet of Celestia. Best big sister ever.

#18 · 104w, 7h ago · · ·

Okaaayyyy....

#19 · 104w, 7h ago · · ·

This is the most random fic I've read in a while, but it's nevertheless fun!

#20 · 104w, 7h ago · · ·

i liked it...

and the whole time i was thinking GROX GROX GROX!!!!!! RUN FROM THE GROX!!!:pinkiecrazy:

i laughed sooo much:)

#21 · 104w, 7h ago · 1 · ·

WE MUST ACTIVATE THE WARP ENGINES AND FLY UP TO MEET LUNA AT ONCE!

INB4 featured

#22 · 104w, 6h ago · · ·

Gahhahaa!  Poor Luna! :rainbowlaugh:

Sea ponies.

Mane Verse.

Ulysses.

:trollestia: “I’m sorry war was declared inside your hair.”

The giggles won't stop.  You're killing me.

Spectacular job.  Send this to EqD. :coolphoto:

#23 · 104w, 6h ago · · ·

>>497605

Maybe it's because I played too much Portal 2, but I read that line as “Our mane does not take to water very well. It’s made of spaaaaaaaaace!!"

#24 · 104w, 6h ago · · ·

>>497700 *Imitates Lewis' voice from yogpod* "Spppaaaacceeee?!?!"

#25 · 104w, 6h ago · · ·

>>497432 WE MUST IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!

#26 · 104w, 6h ago · 1 · ·

Insta thumb up just for the idea:pinkiecrazy:

Read later

#27 · 104w, 5h ago · · ·

>>497432

(M Bison) YES! YES!!

#28 · 104w, 5h ago · · ·

It was weird. But hilarious! Well, at least they don't destroy this race/races. Anyway, thumb up.

#29 · 104w, 4h ago · · ·

This was hilarious and awesome. And the ending made me d'aaaaaawww. :trollestia:

#30 · 104w, 3h ago · · ·

"“I’m sorry war was declared inside your hair,”"

Well, that's definitely something you don't hear on a daily basis.

#33 · 104w, 2h ago · · ·

lol! awesome random story!

#34 · 104w, 2h ago · · ·

That story was... erm, it was rather... hysterical! :rainbowlaugh:

#35 · 104w, 1h ago · · ·

That was a pretty funny story. Though I should imagine Luna would perceive herself as the progenator of the tiny things inside her mane and tail, or at least I would hope so considering that was probably the human race.

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Sleep tight

#36 · 104w, 1h ago · · ·

I am now going to play Sins of a Solar Empire, pretending that this is EXACTLY what's going on. And I will love it.

>>497451

There's a sentient race waging interstellar war inside Luna's mane, and you're nitpicking a RED Engineer seapony moving on land?

#37 · 104w, 1h ago · · ·

....wat. XD

#38 · 104w, 1h ago · · ·

.... da fug?

#39 · 104w, 1h ago · · ·

“Where’s my old hair?”

“Somewhere in space"

...

Space within space... Spaceception.

#40 · 104w, 1h ago · · ·

You watched Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends before you wrote this didn't you.

#41 · 104w, 1h ago · · ·

...

I-*pauses*

...

I have absolutely no idea what I just read, but I loved it.

#42 · 104w, 1h ago · · ·

Dude what were you smokeing and where can I get sum?

#43 · 104w, 1h ago · · ·

:moustache:

#44 · 104w, 1h ago · · ·

This was awesome haha

#46 · 104w, 1h ago · · ·

1.- Da fuq?

2.- great as hell

3.- even funnier

4.- I fucking love you for doing this

5.-You sire, are fucking awesome

#47 · 104w, 1h ago · · ·

>>497497 It might mean "Seapony" as in the color of her fur and ect. Like, you might call Lyra a Sea-foam pony but that's not really what she is, it refers to her color.

#48 · 104w, 36m ago · · ·

Every time I look at stars or luna, I will think of this. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

#49 · 104w, 28m ago · · ·

So awesome!

I love it, but what's really funny is that "Nightmare Night" by Glaze and Mic the Microphone came on as I started reading this.

Just saying, but if this had happened to me, I would've immediately began peace and trading talks, and possibly begun micro-manufacturing from there. Think about it, entire micro-manufacturing plants, the size galaxies, sitting quietly in your hair... You could make a fortune! and think of the Science! and the fact that you'd have an ENTIRE CIVILIZATION AT ARMS REACH!

I'd be helping them form inter-dimensional transports as quickly as possible... :pinkiehappy:

#50 · 104w, 26m ago · · ·

Sorry but that was my army dont kill me princess :moustache: oh wait you cant I'm invincible

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