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  • 13w, 6d
    Brony friend of mine reads bad fan fics in exchange for donations

    His name is Tbone, the Ranting Brony and recently he read "I Didn't Know Nala Could Do That..." in exchange for donations!

    I have no idea what that story was about, but by the look of his comment after reading it, it was definitely Not Safe for Work and I think he lost some sanity too.

    Click here for the rundown! Take a look. Thanks guys!


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  • 14w, 9h
    Second New Dream Story Uploaded! Octavia versus fear!

    In "Octavia's Dream: A Feast for a Friend," Octavia has to confront her fears lest they overwhelm her! Her anxieties are tied closely to her connection with Vinyl Scratch, who eludes her even in sleep.

    Click here to read on, friends!

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  • 14w, 1d
    New Dream Story Uploaded about Lyra Heartstrings!

    Hey everypony! Wow, it's been almost a year since I've been on here. But I've got a new story!


    Check it out! It's a short read at about 10-20 minutes and it details Lyra's disturbing dream where she discovers of a town of faceless ponies underneath Ponyville.

    Thanks guys!


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  • 87w, 4d
    My impression upon reading daunting pro writing advice with one week left to submit my novel synopsis and first 2500 words

    (statistics from Writersdigest.com)

    Some numbers from one tutorial where they explained how many queries they received and how many new clients were signed:

    In 2010, one publisher reported

    36,000 queries were received

    839 first pages were requested and read

    98 full manuscripts were then requested and read

    9 new clients were signed

    From 36,000 to 9.

    That's 1 in 4000 who make it.

    That's like saying that one person is chosen from a place no bigger than a small town to be the special one to represent all the others.

    1 in 4000.

    I have to find some way to separate myself from all the others. I know my story is a very special one. But how to show that to others?

    It's very daunting to say the least.

    I need to become a better writer. I need to understand the business aspects better. i need to be able to write on a more regular basis and still be able to enjoy life and time with friends so that I won't completely drive myself up the wall (maybe halfway up the wall).

    "Hard work beats talent if talent doesn't work hard." Forgot who said that.

    I'd like to think talent is earned.

    Gotta get to it.

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  • ...

A fellow pony notices that Princess Luna may have a serious problem: there is a small, sentient race inside her mane and they have been living there for quite some time. Luna must decide what to do about this.

A random short story I made to help bring the smiles.


First Published
25th Apr 2012
Last Modified
25th Apr 2012
#1 · 130w, 3d ago · 9 · ·

i don't know what i just read but it was funny as hell:trollestia:

#2 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

WHAT THE FUCK? 'Sentient race in your mane'

#3 · 130w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

O.o whoa, that's kinda trippy....:applejackconfused:

#4 · 130w, 3d ago · 8 · ·


#5 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

I tip my hat.

#6 · 130w, 3d ago · 3 · ·

Sir, you must write this from the point of view of the little sentient beings!


#7 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

What a silly little story. Well written and funny. :pinkiehappy:

Good job, sir! :twilightsmile:

#8 · 130w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

Amusing concept! I'm just a little confused about the seapony's presence... plus, how can she "walk" over to Princess Celestia?

#9 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·


Well, it said sister of the ambassador, so maybe there was a bit of species mix or something like that...who knows?

#10 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

Brilliantly done! Though I have to admit, I can't imagine Luna bald or with a rainbow mane and tail. :rainbowlaugh:

#11 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

>>497451 Or wear overalls, for that matter? She has no legs!

In any case, this was a hilarious random story that actually makes an odd kind of sense. Well done!

#12 · 130w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

Well, that explains everything about our exsistence.

#13 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

This is random as fuck. Lovely randomness. :pinkiecrazy:

#14 · 130w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

>>497432 This! Do what the man says!

Strangest thing is, this actually made sense to me...

#15 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

that was amazing.:pinkiehappy:

#16 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

“Our mane does not take to water very well. It’s made of space!"

I laughed pretty much all the way through this story. It's just such an odd concept and you did a great job with it. My fav line is above, I laughed for a good minute after reading that.

This story gets 10 out of 5 space pirates in Luna's mane.

#17 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

Pfft, a race in Luna's mane and tail. That's awesome. :pinkiehappy:

And the ending was incredibly sweet of Celestia. Best big sister ever.

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#19 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

This is the most random fic I've read in a while, but it's nevertheless fun!

#20 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

i liked it...

and the whole time i was thinking GROX GROX GROX!!!!!! RUN FROM THE GROX!!!:pinkiecrazy:

i laughed sooo much:)

#21 · 130w, 3d ago · 1 · ·


INB4 featured

#22 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

Gahhahaa!  Poor Luna! :rainbowlaugh:

Sea ponies.

Mane Verse.


:trollestia: “I’m sorry war was declared inside your hair.”

The giggles won't stop.  You're killing me.

Spectacular job.  Send this to EqD. :coolphoto:

#23 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·


Maybe it's because I played too much Portal 2, but I read that line as “Our mane does not take to water very well. It’s made of spaaaaaaaaace!!"

#24 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

>>497700 *Imitates Lewis' voice from yogpod* "Spppaaaacceeee?!?!"

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#26 · 130w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Insta thumb up just for the idea:pinkiecrazy:

Read later

#27 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·


(M Bison) YES! YES!!

#28 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

It was weird. But hilarious! Well, at least they don't destroy this race/races. Anyway, thumb up.

#29 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

This was hilarious and awesome. And the ending made me d'aaaaaawww. :trollestia:

#30 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

"“I’m sorry war was declared inside your hair,”"

Well, that's definitely something you don't hear on a daily basis.

#33 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

lol! awesome random story!

#34 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

That story was... erm, it was rather... hysterical! :rainbowlaugh:

#35 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

That was a pretty funny story. Though I should imagine Luna would perceive herself as the progenator of the tiny things inside her mane and tail, or at least I would hope so considering that was probably the human race.


Sleep tight

#36 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

I am now going to play Sins of a Solar Empire, pretending that this is EXACTLY what's going on. And I will love it.


There's a sentient race waging interstellar war inside Luna's mane, and you're nitpicking a RED Engineer seapony moving on land?

#37 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

....wat. XD

#38 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

.... da fug?

#39 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

“Where’s my old hair?”

“Somewhere in space"


Space within space... Spaceception.

#40 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

You watched Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends before you wrote this didn't you.

#41 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·




I have absolutely no idea what I just read, but I loved it.

#42 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

Dude what were you smokeing and where can I get sum?

#43 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·


#44 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

This was awesome haha

#46 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

1.- Da fuq?

2.- great as hell

3.- even funnier

4.- I fucking love you for doing this

5.-You sire, are fucking awesome

#47 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

>>497497 It might mean "Seapony" as in the color of her fur and ect. Like, you might call Lyra a Sea-foam pony but that's not really what she is, it refers to her color.

#48 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

Every time I look at stars or luna, I will think of this. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

#49 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

So awesome!

I love it, but what's really funny is that "Nightmare Night" by Glaze and Mic the Microphone came on as I started reading this.

Just saying, but if this had happened to me, I would've immediately began peace and trading talks, and possibly begun micro-manufacturing from there. Think about it, entire micro-manufacturing plants, the size galaxies, sitting quietly in your hair... You could make a fortune! and think of the Science! and the fact that you'd have an ENTIRE CIVILIZATION AT ARMS REACH!

I'd be helping them form inter-dimensional transports as quickly as possible... :pinkiehappy:

#50 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

Sorry but that was my army dont kill me princess :moustache: oh wait you cant I'm invincible

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