You ever wonder how Gabe Newell always comes off as such a great troll. Well he has a secret he hasn't shown anybody. The fact is, Gabe isn't the only famous troll of the Valve servers. There is also, a much more unknown troll. But the two work in unison, learning off one another and helping each other when the trolling gets tough. Gabe has some help from his secret alicorn friend.
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I lol'd.
Oh god, why.
10/10 Will read again.
-obligatory weight joke that pushes back HL3/EP3's release date by infinity-
VALVE TIME.
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BFF
meh can totally see this existing, nice story.
508949 Thank you for that. Although I am still curious why the story is getting negative votes. I will vote a story on content, not on what it is.
I liked it, I liked it a lot.
This needs to be featured.
...or did he?
Huh.
I didn't find this funny at all, unfortunately. It was like....a very...very half-hearted attempt at being funny, like you weren't even trying. Kinda let me down.
I mean sentence wise and whatnot it's flawless, as per your other work...but if I was to gander, I would believe you didn't post this just for views, but for something else.
*X-Files Theme Music Plays*
508988 Do you have a steam account?
508995
Yes I do. It's my name here, as it is almost everywhere. I read through your descriptions of how Gabe and Celestia were using Steam for their benefit, but the issues arises that most of the "trolling" from steam itself come from corporate interest rather than any single person. So it kinda took the "funny" out when that seemed to be part of the plot here. Seemed to be, not is.
And you?
509007 I'm sorry but, The fuck are you talking about. It's nothing to do with corporate. Gabe is a proven troll. Celestia is a super troll. It is simply... what are youtalking about?
508961 It's probably just because people are in denial about how real this is.
509019 I'm sorry, sir, but you're sadly mistaken.
The concept of attempting to troll and doing a troll are not equal to actually completing a troll. This, in turn, brings us to your story. Your story is a worthy dedication to Trollestia and Gabe, a hypothetical relationship therein and a plausible reason for peoples misery on steam all in one. It is slightly amusing, provides excellent wording and sound sentences and is of course worthy of a thumbs up (which I did give). However, the problems start to arrive when I look at the stories foundation and your understanding of the structure. Gabe Newell is not nor has he ever been a troll. He's only attempted public relations, failing miserably and gaining some kicks in return for bad publicity from internet fans and haters.
Gabe is not troll worthy material, simply something to give a troll a chuckle or two every now or then. He cooperates, even, on some levels which further takes away from the "lulz" factor. The final nail in the coffin for your mentioned statement is the fact that he is incredibly interested in the gaming community and has listened in the past. Just because some of his decisions have not fallen well with doesn't mean "he's a troll". That's like calling a four year old on COD a troll simply because he or she say's "shit" every two seconds.
In any regard, what are you talking about?
509062 He does actually join games and mess with gamers. I was in a left for dead game when he did it once. That was half of my inspireation to write this. I'm just a little confused with your attack on my story is all.
lold
509081
I'm not attacking your story at all. Actually, I've been Praising it. I like it, it's slightly humorous and it is a pleasant read. But I...
Hmm...
Well, let's put it this way. If you were Gabe Newell and you were a game developer, wouldn't you want to enjoy yourself? There's also the fact that people get on servers who pose as Gabe Newell, adding to the irritation and the legacy of said irritation. If Gabe was actually doing any of this, I highly doubt he'd be a troll for it. As a matter of fact, if he was doing it exactly to the way this story has read it would not relate to trolling in any manner. Trolling is for the lulz, this was not lulz.
This was pretty much hax in a box for shits and giggles. It's an amazingly accurate representation of what happens when you get two hot-headed hackers in a room together for a bet.
While it is true that trolling does encompass many forms and avenues (such as intellectual trolling which I am fond of in Permanent), most avenues do not, if ever, condone hax. The reason is that it specifically takes away amusement and, in my case, evidence. It's also illegal and something most honest trolls don't like doing. So as a natural reaction, when I see hax and troll in the same description, I kind of like to jump in and make a correction. That's only ego talking, though. Logically hax takes up a small percentage of the Adventuring Community itself.
...hmm...off topic here....how'd I do that?
Anyway, back on topic, I think it should have "Hax" in the title or something. That's my only opinion of it. Otherwise everything's smashing and wonderfully written.
Now if you're intending to call out the haters by this for the lulz, then yes keep everything as is. I was attempting to gauge that in my first response, but the message apparently slipped due to a miscommunication. In any regard, my suggestion is not based on my opinion of the story, rather on an observation.
509129
509081
I have now pointed out that you have been trolling sorren and consequently ruined your lulz. Umad?
509261
How have I been trolling Sorren?
509266
Because If you weren't then you'd be an insecure intellectual douche-bag, and not a very intelligent one at that.
I didn't even know I was waiting for this story, and it was worth the wait.
509273
Hmm, I think you're mad. You might also be slightly angry. Maybe we should fix that. Would you like to take a seat over here?
*motions towards the bar table*
509273 You said what I wanted to say but didn't because I try to be nice. Thank you.
509281
nice try.
509284>>509289
Thank you, thank you. I'm found out, so I respectfully bow in submission.
I believe this story and the subsequent conversation has provided amicable amusement for now. I appreciate your cooperation. I do apologize for it falling to pieces like it did, but I was running out of things to piece together.
At any rate, like I insinuated and suggested in the paragraphs above in my responses, it is a good one.
Cheers.
(P.S. Shits and Giggles, as stated above. Shits and Giggles)
509304
It was a very good attempt I'll admit, very subtle and well thought out, But you see i'm also a troll and I'm somewhat paranoid of them. I apologize for ruining your lulz, but It was worth it for my own, I trolled you by revealing you to others. lol.
It was a wise choice cutting your loses there.
509320
It's fine Broski, it was a friendly lulz quest since the story was catered to it.
No harm meant, all lulz for all adventure. I like the story though, I truly did. That is not a troll, but truth and facts.
509304
509320
And I respoded by covring my mild irritation with 'What the fuckness?' Wow I have never seen trolling end so well in my entire life. The fuck juse happened?
509339
I 'unno. I like shits and giggles.
Let's go "What the Fuck" together, shall we?
509339
YOU, you need to be more aware as to spot a troll, think of them as changelings.
509349
Speaking of changlings, I think that queen was hot-...oops, derailing.
I'm out!
509357
Personally I found her adorable, she was cuter (non-sexually) the fluttershy. yes she had an attractive personality, but na, she was just adorable, what with those huge eye's and tiny mouth. And the hair.
THAT is why i never play multiplayer games on my PC
This is why i love the brony community. even the trolls are nice.
This story is awesome and you are awesome for creating it. I too know a thing or too about trolling as i write shipping stories and as any anti-shipper will tell you, the very idea of me doing so is trolling.
Seriously though, i would love to see Gabe's reaction to this since he recently outed himself as a brony.
enjoy the fav and the watch and for everypony else.....
Enjoy in the spirit of this fic.
starlitomega
509573 Maybe if everypony emails Gabe a copy of this he'll read it :D
509585
GABEN@VALVESOFTWARE.COM for anypony who doesn't know.
I sent it earlier before i commented.
509608 Imma get my steam account deleted.
509608 Imma get my steam account deleted.
O_O
the biggest troll of all time
........Okay.... little skeptical....
But you made me laugh
oh wow...
emailed to gaben@valvesoftware.com
Gabe won over trollestia soap...
Trollestia won you know why she tricked him into getting a angry mob HAH Smart Celestia is smart
That was amazing.
509357
AGREED.
My clop folder has three sub folders-- "Background Ponies," "Mane 6 and Princesses," and "Queen Chrysalis." QUEEN CHRYSALIS FTW
Call off the emails, gabe responded, check this Authors latest blog entry for epic screen cap.
Hoists sorren upon my shoulders
HIP HIP HOOORAY!
i lol'd at the part where gabe changed the chopper to a boat
559456 I SO want that to happen to me.