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Starsong


Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

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Everypony loves Queen Chrysalis, but being an evil mastermind can be hard. What if things don't always go exactly as planned? What if your hunger overcomes you? The changeling queen just doesn't know what went wrong.

Not a long story, but a series of flash fictions and vignettes.

(With apologies to everyone, ever. Tagged Teen for questionable content. No changelings were harmed in the making of this fiction.

Picture by TwinTailsInc.)

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Comments ( 26 )

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A bunch of random shorts detailing the stupidest way things could have gone? Love it for what it is.

Frostwyrm

Hehehehe, a good bunch of silly short-shorts.

Snails to the rescue! Fear the exterminator!

Hilarious stuff. Well done! :rainbowlaugh:

The egg-laying scene was a little...weird, but it makes perfect sense since that's what insect queens usually do in reality anyway.

Blueblood loves himself so much, he functions as a sort of "black hole" of love.

You should have given me the dramatic reading of some of these instead of describing them! :rainbowlaugh: Did you give it teen for the egg-laying scene?

So many possiblities of what could have went down at the wedding...and each one of them is as hilarious as the next! I have to say I was waiting for someone to make the connection between bug zappers and the changelings.

So now we know why Celestia keeps Blueblood around. Because he's a selfishness bomb.

Can't. . . stop. . . laughing. . .

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Thank you tremendously. :) All of everyone, really.

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Weird was intentional. But fun. Wonder what other crazy bug things there could be. ....

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That's one theory, and it was definitely fun to play it up.

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I do wonder if the changelings have some of those amusing instincts, really. x3

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Yeah that's what the Teen is for, which admittedly might be conservative.... And a dramatic reading would have required to have the finished script, huff.

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"Huff"? :pinkiehappy:
♩ My little hedgehog
my little hedgehog ♩

This wins... so hard. (Even though shorts aren't an exhaustively quantifiable thing and we both fucking know that)

My favorite part was the bug zapper!:rainbowlaugh:

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Eee you guys are awesome. :derpytongue2: People clearly enjoy this so I might try some more sometime. <3

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: This is gold! My favorite was the one where Chrysalis' swarm all came to the wedding.

All the cake. All of it.
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what could possibly go wrong?......this I guess

These are just too clever! I can't take it! :rainbowlaugh:

I liked the cake. Lets see who else does. :trollestia::moustache::raritystarry::fluttercry::trollestia::pinkiecrazy::twistnerd::trollestia::derpytongue2::coolphoto::trollestia:

Good job Chrysalis, you pissed of Photo Finish.
(Need a Zecora emoticon)

Is there any chance of this being continued?

why is... it so shiny!?

Well then:facehoof:

The world needs more Chrysalis oviposition.

Easily one of the best stories on fimfic.

Celestia sobbing because of cake. I had to read that part second time. And then the giggle fit happened.

A collection of concepts.

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