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    Several years after the events of Lyra's Human, Derpy Hooves decides that she's lonely, and wants to meet a human for herself.  Together, Derpy and the human have crazy adventures across worlds as both learn what it means to be true friends.

    Story image courtesy Shadow Squirrel

    First Published
    25th Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    15th May 2013

    Comments ( 645 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiehappy: epic Ditzy and epic human = EPIC STORY

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh, this is going to be reeeeeeeal good.:pinkiehappy:

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Actvating Portkey!

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Okay.... First I just wanna say Lyra's human the first was awesome and this is looking reallll good so far :pinkiehappy:! And secondly..... WHY WHY WOULD YOU CLIFFHANG ME :pinkiegasp::fluttercry::ajbemused::twilightangry2::raritycry::flutterrage:

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>500453

    Because while Lyra wants hands, I want my story to have legs. :raritywink:

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Damn.. I really don't want to start on this until it is finished. I don't like waiting to see what happens next, lol. How long will this story be compared to the last one?

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>500696

    Open-ended.  I'm trying to make it much more laid-back than LH1, which was my goal for that originally before Lyra and the protagonist fell in love, and I couldn't stop them.

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>500726 They gained something of a life of their own, eh? You might want to ask pinkie if she had anything to do with that. Oh my god... idea for best story ever. Story about a guy writing a story and he goes insane while writing and convinces himself that pinkie is breaking the fourth wall irl and writing things in for him, though it is described in a way that makes the reader question if he is insane or if pinkie is actually breaking the fourth wall.

    I know I read a story earlier about someone trying to write a story and pinkie is breaking the fourth wall but yah... that was more of a comedy.

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    We have legends from Greek mythology talking about a Pegasus. Wonder if she's gonna get sent into the past at some point... :pinkiegasp:

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Erm... I feel like it is a VERY BAD idea to send such an innocent pony to earth. The feds will steal her. So lock yo doors, hide yo pony, cuz they be stealin (or raping) everypony in here. :derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2:

    They should send AJ or Rainbow there. HNNNG that would be awesome. Also... how hard could it possibly be to find a fellow brony that would wanna live with derpy. It doesn't matter if derpy isn't their fav pony, they would still go. I would...

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>503699

    Derpy may be innocent, but she is NOT stupid.  She can handle herself, trust me.

    As to the second, would you really, REALLY in real life, want to move away from family, friends, and your life and go live somewhere else where you didn't know the culture? The way I'm viewing it, it's more like an exchange student program than just a brony recruiting.  Also remember that Lyra has limited communication to the human world.

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>504070 Hell yes I would leave. The people I called friends at one time resent me, the few friends I have anymore are breaking apart from me, literally 50% of my past is repressed so I don't remember any of that shit, I can't stand society and the social norms set by morons, and my family is pretty much the same as roommates to me.

    On occasion I have a good day and things are pretty nice but that is rare. In fact, I take solace in sleeping because I like drifting off away from this world for those 8 hours or more.

    I would give anything to live away from other people or to go to a better place.

    #13 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    It was a rather long wait... BUT THAT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT!!! I guess taking more time and care with stories does result in better quality :raritywink:

    #14 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Yay! More! More!

    #15 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Lol Derpy. I love it when people don't make Derpy this storm of madness that ruins everything and can't form a sentence. The smarter side of Derpy is the better side.

    Those spells are a good fail-safe for any corners you write yourself into, very good planning on your part. Keep up the great story, I can't wait for the next chapter... well.. never mind. I can wait for a very long time as long as the chapters keep this excellent quality. :pinkiehappy::ajsmug::rainbowwild::raritystarry::twilightsheepish::facehoof:

    #16 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiehappy:

    I was wondering when the next chapter would appear. Dat Vas Fun!

    #17 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>551989

    Schedule for this one is that each chapter is published at midnight UTC between Wednesday and Thursday.

    #18 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>551994

    I was actually referring to the current chapter, as in wondering past-tense, but thanks anyway. :derpytongue2:

    #19 · Chapter 3 · 53w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Lolollol the part with the quill. That was a very good end to the chapter. I can't wait to see what twilight does when she tells her this story. :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

    #20 · Chapter 3 · 53w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Twi, you dun goofed! :rainbowlaugh:

    #21 · Chapter 4 · 52w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Uhmmm I just got to where she said to make sure SafeSearch is on.

    I have a VERRRYYYY bad feeling about this... Derpy please avoid the dark side of the brony fandom

    #22 · Chapter 4 · 52w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>603244

    Dark side? What dark side?:pinkiecrazy:

    #23 · Chapter 4 · 52w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>603335 U know exactly what I'm talking about. What if derpy ended up reading Sweet Apple massacre?

    By the way I don't trust those sentient programs. I feel like they lied and are going to form Skynet later. lol

    #24 · Chapter 4 · 52w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>603352

    Just put some Aperture Science Morality modules on them. As part of a required test protocol, they are no longer allowed to lie to you.:trollestia:

    #25 · Chapter 4 · 52w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Yay!

    The living is a lie

    Holy mac-AAAAAHHH! Submit, transcribing software! Submit o-AAAAHHHHH. SUBMIT!

    #26 · Chapter 4 · 52w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiehappy:

    What a gem!

    BEHOLD, ALL YE MORTALS THE GREAT AND AWESOME SCIENCE ABILITIES OF DERPY!

    And yeah, playing dumb around perverts really CAN pay off, believe it or not.

    #27 · Chapter 4 · 52w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Well, I'm sure that there's absolutely no way Derpynet and Karynet will show up later and be relevant to the story again. Nope, not a chance. Nuh-uh. Not happening. :trollestia:

    #28 · Chapter 4 · 52w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I see you added this to Human in Equestria  finally

    #29 · Chapter 4 · 52w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>605393

    Dude, I did that, like, 10 seconds ago! Stalker!:twilightoops:

    And where did you get that smiley?

    #30 · Chapter 4 · 52w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>605395 i was just catching up on the story and it popes up lol

    #31 · Chapter 1 · 52w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Neo thats how i fell

    #32 · Chapter 3 · 52w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I am going to have to do that one day

    #33 · Chapter 4 · 52w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Derpy would be a genius compared to humans that being said we all must be really dumb no offense to the all mighty derpy

    #34 · Chapter 5 · 51w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Derpalisious! :derpyderp2::derpytongue2::pinkiecrazy:

    #35 · Chapter 5 · 51w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Good idea: bringing Derpy to see a movie

    Bad idea: showing Forrest Gump :trollestia:

    #36 · Chapter 5 · 51w, 5d ago · · ·
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    after reading this i can safely assume pinkies a cheater that is all

    #37 · Chapter 5 · 51w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Lol. Nice heartwarming chapter. Hockey woulda been better, but still good. (Hockey is best sport)

    The part where derpy scored the goal was missing something. You shoulda written it so both pinkies dove towards the ball, hit their heads, and that is what caused them to miss it.  :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

    Oh yah.. that reminds me. The part with Pinkie splitting into two of herself was awesome. I love seeing her break all physics XD

    #38 · Chapter 5 · 51w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I like the fact that you're making Ditzy (I refuse to call her Derpy because it sounds too offensive in my opinion.) as intelligent if not moreso than an average pegasus by having her use magic similar to that of a unicorn.

    #39 · Chapter 5 · 51w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>637518

    Derpalicious, eh?

    -

    I have to wonder, though, where's the other guy that was hanging out with Lyra? did he like, die or something? I forget what the end of the story was... :fluttercry:

    Guess I'll have to read it again.

    #40 · Chapter 5 · 51w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>638436

    She's a fairly blank canvas based on what we've seen on the show. In my view, she's given to malapropisms, and she might be a bit impulsive, but there's definitely a wisdom here. Also she raised a filly to adulthood, and you've got to learn a thing or two doing that.

    >>638526

    The protagonist of LH1 is still living with Lyra, but has been basically written out. One of my goals in the first story was to avoid revealing that character's gender, and that was hard enough to do in a first-person story. It's downright impossible to do in this one.

    #41 · Chapter 6 · 50w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I think you messed up on the italics too, maybe this will help

    #42 · Chapter 6 · 50w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Wow, so if I leave an open tag, it just carries over to whatever comes next? That's some funky coding.

    #43 · Chapter 6 · 50w, 5d ago · · ·
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    It's nice after reading a few action-centered or mystery-centered fics or watching violent cartoons or reading/writing something random to cool of fwith some good, clean fun with a smooth story and just the right of fact mixed with fiction.

    On that note,

    All ya have to do is take a cup of fun and add it to the mix!

    Now just take a little chapter that is done and post it to give their fix!

    Writing is never just a cinch, it takes image-gin-nation!

    Lots of devotion, finger-motion, and some dediCATION!

    Fanfics! Sweet and delicious!

    Fanfics! Trolls can be vicious!

    Fanfics! Fanfics, fanfics, FANFIIIIICS!  :pinkiesmile:

    #44 · Chapter 6 · 50w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Lol derpy.... that's not how you spell Viral. I love this story, it's so cute. :pinkiesmile::twilightsmile:

    #45 · Chapter 6 · 50w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Need moar.

    #46 · Chapter 7 · 49w, 5d ago · · ·
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    FAUST (really good story though)

    #47 · Chapter 7 · 49w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I love the way that you introduce Karyn to the mane 6. You don't just throw her into their group like most stories do. :pinkiehappy: Also if I were Karyn, I'd probably ask to keep the dress back in Equestria. You wouldn't want such a thing to get stolen. :\

    I LOVED the scene were they get their cutie marks. It nearly brought tears of happiness to my eyes. :pinkiesad2::twilightsmile:

    Great chapter, man! Can't wait to see more of this excellence!

    #48 · Chapter 7 · 49w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Karyn, I think, has far more self-control than me. Then again, I'm pretty vulnerable to guilt-trips too.

    #49 · Chapter 1 · 49w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Not much culture shock for the human, eh?

    I'll believe it when I see it.

    #50 · Chapter 7 · 49w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Ah.... This was, is, and will be a good laugh. Keep it up, my friend.

    #51 · Chapter 7 · 49w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Ten, ten million dollers :pinkiegasp: Y U SELL diamonds! think of all that money!

    #52 · Chapter 7 · 49w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>707263

    Probably a good idea. I likely won't write it, but you can assume it happens. . . unless I get desperate for a plotline and need to have it stolen. :twilightsmile:

    And the next chapter in Equestria does not include a Mane 6er, but will have a canon character.

    >>709524>>707247

    Thank you, thank you both.

    >>708590>>712999

    Think about it for a moment. If she went to sell them, how would she answer the question of where a college student got her hands on so many rare gems? Then, let's say she got the money. How would she explain that to her friends and family? And how could she trust that her friends were really her friends and not just gold-diggers? But let's go beyond that and say that she got all the money in her bank. She'd have to spend a lot of time and effort with tax people and financial planners. And what would she do with her life afterwards? Not have a career? Be an idle socialite? Nobody likes those people.

    Easy money is never easy. That's the theme of that part of the chapter.

    #53 · Chapter 7 · 49w, 4d ago · · ·
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    A human cutie mark, that's different. I don't think I have read a story were that happened. So if a human stays in Equestria long enough would they be able to use magic?

    #54 · Chapter 7 · 49w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Yeah, they're not real like AAAAARRRGH! :rainbowderp: :pinkiegasp:

    Inevitable, it was.

    ΔΓ

    #55 · Chapter 8 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Ditzy is giving me invisible puppy dog eyes that make me want to type this. :derpyderp1:

    #56 · Chapter 8 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    So nice cha- *phone rings*

    Sorry, just one second?

    mhm...

    yeah....

    wait, why?

    oh, that makes sense.

    alright, cya.

    *hangs up* My friend's asking whether or not there is going to be accidental ponification (Temporarily, he's having me mention.) sometime in the future? He said something about "if no, that's fine" as well.

    #57 · Chapter 8 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>744387

    Right now, that's not on my list of story ideas. And just thinking about it, I don't think it would really fit the story. But, if I ever run out of ideas, who knows?

    #58 · Chapter 8 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>744404 ...Note to self: Find wherever all the shrugging pony pictures come from.

    And, as to how it would fit...

    Magic. I ain't gotta explain shit.

    #59 · Chapter 8 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    yeah, I've tried that before with a Bluetooth too. I said some pretty weird stuff, and nobody gave me a second glance.

    #60 · Chapter 6 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I started dieing when Derpy said Vinyl video.

    #61 · Chapter 9 · 47w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I just noticed this NO DISLIKES AT ALL

    that's awesome!

    #62 · Chapter 9 · 47w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>781516 I just noticed there's 69 likes. :rainbowlaugh:

    #63 · Chapter 9 · 47w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Love it, love it, love it

    #64 · Chapter 10 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Great chapter - me gusta :derpytongue2:

    #65 · Chapter 10 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    ....I like this a lot

    there's nothing else to it:twilightsmile:

    #66 · Chapter 10 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :ajbemused:

    79 straight likes. . . and then a thumbs down?

    Y U NO like my story?!?!

    :pinkiesad2:

    #67 · Chapter 10 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is a sweet story.

    #68 · Chapter 10 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Nothing like a late-night read involving one of my fav background ponies. :twilightsmile:

    #69 · Chapter 10 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>821970

    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!! :trollestia:

    Maybe.

    I head there are those who dislike every HiE story just because it has human in it.

    Great chapter. Unexpected and interesting.

    #70 · Chapter 10 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>823302

    WorldWalker! I missed you last week. Now I just need NeoGreenYew to come back too.

    #71 · Chapter 5 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>638526 i love the link also do you  think its pear:rainbowwild:

    #72 · Chapter 10 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    ...mmkay I'm hooked. Can't wait for the next chapter.

    #73 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    "...Directly proportional to their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them!"

    That seems familiar but I cant place for what in physics its for:facehoof:

    #74 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Ah, the joys and pains of being in an IT major.

    I have never touched one of those blue books for any of my exams, all of my IT tests have been electronic.

    #75 · Chapter 4 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    HAAAAAAAAAAX!!11!! *launches a CRT monitor at Derpy from off screen*

    #76 · Chapter 10 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>828991

    She's sitting under an apple tree. Does that help?

    #77 · Chapter 11 · 45w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I think you forgot to close your italics.

    #78 · Chapter 11 · 45w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>857972

    Again? I just don't know what went wrong!

    Anyway, this was my attempt to write some dialogue-free descriptions and try to create a mood. I hope you all liked it.

    #79 · Chapter 11 · 45w, 5d ago · · ·
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    yooo this is awesome

    :pinkiehappy:

    #80 · Chapter 11 · 45w, 5d ago · · ·
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    'One I don't want to miss' ?

    Why would anybody want to miss any of it? :fluttershysad:

    #81 · Chapter 11 · 45w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Judging from the spoilers I think I know what to say.

    There be a shitstorm a-brewing.

    #82 · Chapter 1 · 45w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>828991

    If I'm right, (But please double check me because I failed Physics with a vengeance) that is gravity.

    #83 · Chapter 11 · 45w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Do ponies think humans are useless?

    Anyway this has been a rather sweet story.

    #84 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Ditzy using The Stare...It's not very effective.

    #85 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    great chapter

    #86 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    No. Get out...just...Get out.

    #87 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Here Derpy learns what we all learn sooner or later: You can do the dumbest of things with the best of intentions. :fluttershysad:

    #88 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    You must be a genius to come up with all of those original, witty chapter titles.

    No, no, I'm kidding. They're terrible. Still, maybe the story's good. I'll give it a try.

    #89 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>897273

    Thank you.

    >>897802

    Sometimes I come up with the chapter name, like, 5 minutes before the chapter goes up. It's anything that I can fit "Derp" into that has something to do with what goes on. But really, is it any worse than the episode titles of, say, Friends?

    #90 · Chapter 1 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>828991 >>861155 It's a line from a Weird Al song called Pancreas, save for a few words.

    #91 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Uh oh......

    Yeah....

    Derpy, you've dun fucked up.

    #92 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    What's that old saying? The road to hell is paved with good intentions? Yeah, most accurate saying ever.

    #93 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    “I’m sorry,” said Derpy. “I was wrong.

    -

    No she wasn't. From what I saw, the dude's a dick. Literally and metaphorically, and if all the guys she's dated have that on their mind the most often, then she's dating the wrong guys. Not all of us are like that, just the ones that get the most attention.

    #94 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    GREAT CHAPTER I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MORE

    #95 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>898816

    The worst thing is, I'm sorry to say, that I based him on a real person. But I'm going by my judgment of him, and his gf still communicates with him, so I probably don't know the whole story.

    #96 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>900024

    Even if you hadn't known that person in actual life far too many guys (and some girls I've met) act similar or exactly like that and then some folk decide to say that 'men' or 'women' are like that and then a stereotype is formed. Normally in the relationship case that view is formed when someone keeps ending up with the wrong kind of person (sometimes the same wrong kind of person) over and over and doesn't want to admit that it's either just bad luck or that they themselves are doing this to themselves; it has to be someone else fault. :facehoof:

    And yeah, there probably is more story to it than what's on the surface.

    #97 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>897871 Do not utter the name of that show in this holy place!

    #98 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>901481

    You know, it's strange. I've been in the room when that show is on. I've looked at it, I've listened to the dialogue, I've understood it. . . and I've never laughed. Not once.

    #99 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>902143 It's the same with "Two and a Half Men". I'll never understand how such unbearably unfunny shows can become so popular. I mean, 70% of their audience is retarded, yes, but still...

    #100 · Chapter 12 · 44w, 3d ago · · ·
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    i finally caught up! woot just like 1 im lovin the sequel so far! :D it kinda saddens me that you written out the protaginist from 1 tho i mean its not a mystery hes male xP so its not like you didnt completely undescribe him :P when spike said he never met a human before and its been years after 1 i cant expect to believe  that they never crossed paths before this happened unless the protaginist didnt like to venture outside very often for fear of making the ponyfolk uneasy but even then everypony seems to have warm up to this protaginist fine now :/ the refrences of him in the beginning and at the soccer game were nice showing he wasnt completely forgotten tho  anyway enough of my rambling CONTINUE!! :D

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