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Vinyl Scratch, the most famous DJ across the entirety of Equestria, holds a deep, dark secret. Why does she let no one into her music room? Not even her beloved Tavi.

Primary Cast: Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody

Now with an Audio Reading, by hystericaldominolego

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 44 )

You monumental tool!

B-B-Bop-It?

Vinyl, you sick and twisted monster.

Soo. . . is the smell coming from the plastic, or what? I used to wonder why my cats liked licking and eating plastic, and that's because they can smell the rendered animal bits it's partially made of.

Or Octavia's aesthetic sense is utterly outraged.

Nevertheless, I still want to know what smells so badly!

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Just the mess Vinyl left about :raritywink:

I have a brother who was a teenager not long ago. His room was like that, and literally smelled like something died in there.

5183750 True: it doesn't have to be something sinister. Actually, not long ago I misfiled some cold cuts in a drawer that wasn't the fridge drawer. Something did indeed smell as though it had died . . . and attracted coffin flies. I thought someone would screech up to the front of the house and award me some kind of Worst Housekeeper of the Year trophy.

Thank you. I was wondering why Bop It Beats smelled so terrible.

LOL I thought it was gonna be Autotune or something like that. :derpytongue2:

PS: You really ought to be more patient. We could have gone through this in like, a half-hour.

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Sorry, cleaning up the house for tomorrow's party. If you are still around later, maybe tomorrow morning (for you)

Actually, it is 1:14am for you. [dadvoice]Go to bed![/dadvoice]

... I don't put it past people...:ajsleepy:

so um i read it all and the authers noat but idk what octiva was scrmeing about. mabe a klil more insight perhaps

Oh that is just awful :rainbowlaugh:.

Did not expect that. What a :twistnerd:

And here I thought her mixing board was powered by the heart of a forsaken child. This? This is much worse.

Nice job for making me laugh. Great job for the impressive story and slight mystery.

Man, I though it was a dead body or something! Way to put a :twistnerd: in the end!

:rainbowlaugh:

Oh, Vinyl . . .

5183771 I've done that before too. As a college student, I have three food standards.
1)No mold
2)No parasites
3)Must be identifiable

That covers pretty much everything from last weeks pizza to the five minute rule (Boy Scout version of the Five Second rule:pinkiesick:).

I hate you so much right now...:rainbowlaugh:

What the...
Well, okay then! :derpytongue2:

WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

*applause*
Also, that punch line.
Dang it! :rainbowlaugh:
Haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

5244527 Had I gotten a look at this before it got published, that transition probably wouldn't have been a problem. :raritywink: Very nice reading!

..............Damnit.......

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B-but what's the big secret?

EL-OH-EL!!!!!!!! :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

slowly understanding

BWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowwild:

I don't get it! Can someone explain please?

you cheeky fucker:rainbowlaugh:, i didn't see that coming at all, have a favorite

Soooo I think I know what the (plot device)is for but I'm not sure.
Notices: made by HASBRO
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It was the item in the authors notes, yes. This story was actually a bit of a joke story.

6147271 besides the fact every time a new season or movie of mlp shows up I go to the store buy the most off color mlp toy I can find. Take it to my private target range and load around 25 rounds of pure 45.apc justice in to the thing. Simply because it's made by HASBRO

All things bright and beautiful so far until the author's notes, I don't like Nicki Minaj's music but Levels was truly an amazing and addicting song and my favorite out of Avicii (btw I'm not his fan, so don't get confused), I prefer it over Wake Me Up.

There that was my joke, what the hell is this crap anyways? You killed the whole momentum lol!

Duuuuude, I was reading this at one in the morning, you didn't say this was going to be funny, so now my mom comes in my room hearing harsh breathing and sees me silently cracking up...ugh...sooooo awkward. :rainbowlaugh:
Seriously great story though. :heart:

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I am thoroughly done with you. Thoroughly, thoroughly done.
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Have a muffin, favorite, upvote, and follow.

I read this story before. Dunno if I left a comment so I'll leave one again. This was hilarious. Sure made my night.

What I don't get is why is it so horrible?

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