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Admiral Biscuit


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You come home, tired from a long day of work, and all you want is to get some sleep. Only problem is, there's a stranger in your bed--a stranger from a popular TV show.


Reading by AShadowOfCygnus

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 55 )

Everyone wants friends?

I always found Monica hotter than Rachel. I mean yeah Jennifer Aniston is hot but she's not the end all be all as son guys treat her lol.

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It's kind of a parody of one of ocalhoun's stories, drawing on a never-published fic I was working on back in 2012.

Still, I wouldn't kick Jennifer Aniston out of bed for eating crackers.

5175165 I think it'd take a decomposing woodchuck. But I agree with 5175161 and now we're debating the hotness of characters from a show older than members of this fandom.

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I never actually watched Friends--Jennifer Aniston's the only actress from the show I'm familiar with at all.

My personal favorite actress from a TV show is Maura Tierney (ER)

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older than members of this fandom.

Not all members (although I did think of that when I picked my actress).
Hell, I'm getting uncomfortably close to 40.
<cries a little bit>

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Hottest actress is whoever is Donna in That 70s Show. I got a thing for red heads lol.

5175182 You only got about 10 years on me, I'm 28.

But you know what they say, you're only as old as you feel/act... I'm starting to see why my grandfather always said he was 16. A very reserved and quiet 16 year old but still.

The longer he's been dead the clearer I understand him, he was a very wise man.

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Laura Prepon? The girl playing Mina in our local production of Dracula looks a lot like her.

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You only got about 10 years on me, I'm 28.

I have almost exactly 10 years on you (depending on when your birthday is) :derpytongue2:

But you know what they say, you're only as old as you feel/act...

I act like I'm 10, but my body tells me I'm not. Especially my back. Dumb back.

This is somewhat undercut by the story image. I hope that you weren't hoping for the reveal to be a surprise.

5175202 Knees and ankles here, then again I walk almost 12 hours a day at work... the stairs, curse the man which invented stairs.

But most of my good co-workers make me feel like I'm back in middle school... Some good times are had.

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I hope that you weren't hoping for the reveal to be a surprise.

Not really. The working title was "Jennifer Aniston is in Your Bed." It was going to be part of Twilight gets Stoned and Stares at her Hoof and other Abominations, but I just got carried away and made it long enough to stand on its own. :pinkiehappy:

5175222 I figured as much. Your track record at twisting expectations into (at least minor) revelations is exemplary so far.

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I've always like taking whatever other people are doing, and running off in the other direction midway through. You probably noticed I didn't make any pony-specific references until after the human was revealed.

5175233 I was quite aware, and saw through your shallow deception immediately. The use of the "saddled with extra work"phrasing almost made me reconsider, though. almost.

5175239

I was quite aware, and saw through your shallow deception immediately.

I thought that was rather apt, given how the story eventually turns out. :pinkiehappy:

Missy, your cat,

Am I the only one who caught that? :rainbowlaugh:

27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy7.jpg

I had a friend who was obsessed with that. It was his steam avatar for like 5 years.

porcelain promises.

That sounds like some kind of weird toilet anecdote... :rainbowhuh:

Uh, I enjoyed this story. And the 2nd person is done better than that other fic, but... it's still 2nd person... But even so, this was still an enjoyable read. :twilightsmile:

>Humanized

get this disgusting shit off my site

5175161 Excuse you?
Ross is obviously the hottest :pinkiehappy:

Despite the differences in situation, I'm jealous of the protagonists of both stories for very similar reasons. :facehoof:

At the least, try to get her a pillow.

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>"Your" site

Bitch! Set'chur muhfuckin' punk ass down 'fo you get rekt!

I don't know what I expected.
By the way, yes, that link is exactly what you think it is.

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Am I the only one who caught that? :rainbowlaugh:

I hope not. I wouldn't want to think people were missing Missy.

That sounds like some kind of weird toilet anecdote...

I just liked the alliteration, that's why I left it.

it's still 2nd person... But even so, this was still an enjoyable read. :twilightsmile:

I'm not generally a fan of 2nd person myself, but I've found it useful for some types of stories, like this one. I can't see myself using it for anything longer than a one-shot, though.

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>Humanized

According to her Wikipedia page, Jennifer Aniston has always been human.

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That, of course, is totally up to the reader's imagination.

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I read both that one and this one Tuesday night, which is when I decided to basically do the opposite.

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First, this is not "Your" site. This is a community, created and moderated by Knighty.

Secondly, this is a human in a pony's bed, not the other way around, thus it is not humanized, and your argument is both invalid and uncalled for.

... "How you doin'?" :trollestia:

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I got a thing for red heads

As do I. :raritystarry:

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you fucking hipsters disgust me, it's 2014 and people still pretend to act like they're attracted to humans. humans are disgusting piles of period blood compared to the superior anthro and pony race

I come in and see a provocative picture of Jennifer Anniston...Sure...Sure, why not?

Comment posted by SCP049 deleted Oct 24th, 2014

We love how you take (now) cliche ideas and flip them around. Too bad these are one shots...
Keep going! ;)

5182318 right, got it. I lost our conversation thread for a moment.

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Thanks!

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Apparently not (mods didn't reject it for lack of the tag). I don't think there's enough mention of the "Friends-verse" (if that's even a thing) for this to count. Had I mentioned "Friends" lore, or it hinged upon something which happened in an episode, then it would have deserved the tag . . . but that's just my opinion.

Man, you missed an opportunity! The chapter title should have been 'The One With Rachel Green' or something. :raritydespair:

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I was in a bad mood and read this story so I could vent by down-clicking a bad fanfic. Unfortunately, it wasn't all that bad.
...Mostly because it didn't even hint at any sexual activity. Bravo! Your self-discipline is better than average. Probably because you're so very, very old. (By the way, I'm a good deal older, you young whippersnapper. No, I won't say exactly how much.)

Sometimes I think we should ask every person alive, "If a sexually attractive person offered to have intercourse with you, would your answer be "yes" or "no?"" and then institutionalize everyone who answers, "yes" for being too foolish to be allowed to live unsupervised.

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I was in a bad mood and read this story so I could vent by down-clicking a bad fanfic. Unfortunately, it wasn't all that bad.

I'm not sure if I should say "Thanks!" or apologize. :derpytongue2:

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. . . and then institutionalize everyone who answers, "yes" for being too foolish to be allowed to live unsupervised.

State-sponsored birth control at its finest. :pinkiehappy:

But if you were going to present the lead character from "My Little Human", shouldn't that have been Tara Strong? :twilightsheepish:

I mean, think about it:facehoof:

Everything else with the story, yeah, I could go with that :rainbowlaugh:

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