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Octavia is usually calm and collected but once in a while things go a step too far. Arriving home from a very bad day in Canterlot it seems that life is determined to test the limits of her sanity.

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You dead, PON-3, you so dead. :rainbowlaugh:

That cover image makes me scared to read it.

oh my gosh............ just.....wow

Oh Vinyl, you have pushed Tavi's last button!

That nose... :ajsleepy:

Watch out for the quiet ones :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:
The cover is amazing and the story is simply hilarious

We can console ourselves that Tavi won't kill Vinyl...Vinyl will just wish she had! :)

Great story!

All I can tell you about tavis anger is RUN FUCKING RUN!!!! Evacuate the universe!!!!! Flee!!! Flee for your lives!!!! *Shoots self*

5174274 that's why it seemed so oddly familiar....... :rainbowlaugh:

...and in other news, an earth pony mare went on a serial killing rampage in downtown Canterlot earlier today. The current casualty count is in the hundreds, and while the mare is currently in custody, she managed to remain on the run for over three hours before finally being taken down by multiple tanks and a helicopter armed with snipers and rocket launchers. The motive for this brutal rampage is currently unknown. Police are inspecting the mutilated body parts and splattered viscera of what appears to be her former roommate...

("bad boys" starts playing)

:derpyderp2: I'm going to Vinyls funeral.:fluttercry:

*laughs maniacally* Brilliant! Bloody good job, friend!

Best story cover ever.

Goldengrape, you should really hope that you aren't the pony sleeping in the yard. If you aren't, you have maybe a half hour to run before she uses you for the glue to piece together her cello.

5174489 I envisioned the ending scene from Chronicle where Andrew goes on a rampage through Seattle.

Go Ocrazia! Go!

Hah, that was pretty good :twilightsmile:

It felt out of place to compare sleeping Vinyl to a drying animal skin... Unless Octavia has a taxidermy hobby we don't know about. Then again by the end of today she just might :pinkiecrazy:

5178482 She just might. I wouldn't put it past her.

The ponyville hospital as about to make history. " we had to perform emergency surgery. First the mare was removed from the stallions rectum then the broken instrument was removed from the mares"

It's always us quiet ones. We may seem calm and collected most of the time, hardly letting anything phase us...

...But when we do finally crack, we become your worst nightmare.

Alas poor Vinyl I knew ye well :rainbowlaugh:

You definately did a great job with this story. :twilightsmile: There isn't a lot of flaws in this story apart from sentences like these:

Her eyes twitched and a small twisted small

“Uh…you’re great father’s cello?”

But anyways, I still did enjoy your story.

P.S. Vinyl, nooooooooooooooo! :raritydespair:

Lets hope that vinyl will be okay before calling 911:facehoof:

When I saw the Cover art.. my first thought was, "Oh Gods, Shark Pony!"

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