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  • E Nineteen Neighty-Four

    1984 pony style!
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  • E Cake Story

    Pinkie Pie thinks Mr Cake is literally a cake
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  • E Rise

    The ponies are about to carry out Summer Shutdown and bring back winter. This does not sit well with a small breezie colony living in Applejack's orchard. Someone has to stop the ponies and save the world...
    14,791 words · 2,082 views  ·  386  ·  5
  • E Life is a Lemon

    Lemon Dreams is a pony who thinks she is a lemon
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  • E The Terribly Taxing Tribulations of Twilight Sparkle

    Rainbow Dash is determined to get married. The most successful apple orchard in Equestrian history is going broke. Twilight is finding all of this rather suspicious. Just what are her friends up to?
    4,532 words · 5,001 views  ·  727  ·  17
  • E A Voice In The Dark

    A tale from history. A young Commander Hurricane lies injured and alone in a cave. But the enemy is there with her...
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  • E Home Is Where The Harp Is

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  • 12w, 3d
    Rise gets 5th place!

    The results for the EqD contest are in! Rise came 5th out of 109! Not bad, not bad at all!

    That means I am a winner and as I am in the top ten, I get some art too! Yay! What art that will be, who knows! I'm very happy about the placing though!

    Go read it if you've not yet!

    10 comments · 213 views
  • 14w, 2d
    BUCK 2014 Fanfiction Panel

    Hi guys and gals!

    BUCK is coming up this Saturday, and is very exciting (if you are going, that is!). Even more exciting than that is that there will be a FANFICTION PANEL starring all your favourite people (and me).

    If you are going to BUCK, please come along and say hi! It will be at 11am on the Saturday morning, more details here:

    Joining me, will be Knighty, Scribbler, Arcanium, Greatodyer and Metaphor

    (You may remember that Scribbler did some amazing readings of some of my stories, and Arc decided Scootaloo sounded like a pirate for our Fimfic charity livestream. I certainly haven't forgotten!)

    Come on, how amazing does that sound! If you're at the con and don't go, your life will be full of tears!

    (No idea if the panel will be filmed and put online, I don't think so, unless anyone is planning on going along with a camera!)

    4 comments · 186 views
  • 14w, 6d
    'Rise' has, uh, risen

    I am a machine! A pony machine! It turns out that after a few weeks of scraping out a few hundred words on another story, the threat of a deadline on this one got me there with time to spare!

    Yup, 'Rise' is now complete, and actually within the word limit. The response has been amazing, and so I really hope it doesn't disappoint. Some of you might be upset it is a self-contained story (though it was always going to be, and the ending was the first thing I thought up). I may return to this idea though, and I have no problem with anyone else wanting to riff off it!

    I ended up above a thousand words above the word limit. Fimfic's word count isn't as accurate as gdocs, but it was still a bit much. I ended up removing some minor bits, but also the firefly section. I will leave it below, and might drop it back in after the contest has finished! So uh, sorry if you liked that bit!

    Something caught her eye. A flicker of light above the enormous entranceway to the castle. It was fire in a jar.

    No. Misty narrowed her eyes, looking closer. She started to storm toward the entrance, a new sense of determination rising. It wasn’t fire. With a leap she rose into the air, ignoring the screaming of her sore wings as they took her closer and closer to the jar.

    It was sitting on a ledge above the door, sending gentle light all around. It wasn’t fire though. She pressed her face against the smooth glass, watching the trapped fireflies within, circling their tiny prison.

    “Don’t worry, I’ll get you out of there!” she whispered urgently, looking this way and that in case a pony should see what she was up to. When she was certain the coast was clear, she hefted herself onto the top of the jar, which seemed to be made out of metal. Despite the obvious join, she could see no gaps in the top. She tried using her sword to pry it apart, but nothing would budge.

    “Damn pony magic!” she cursed, sinking down beside the jar in defeat. She watched her pained reflection, illuminated by the streaks of light from within. An idea formed in her mind; she slowly stood up and hefted her front limbs against the jar. “Okay, little buddies! Hold tight!”

    Straining against the glass, she hefted as hard as she could. It began to scrape against the ledge and then started to violently shudder and topple. Misty fell forwards as the jar launched itself onto the ground, barely managing to not fall herself. Below her, it exploded into a thousand shards of crystal that lit up as the fireflies danced free, soaring into the black of the night and vanishing amongst the stars.

    Misty smiled. She had done it. She had struck a blow against the ponies the like of which had never been seen before. It wasn’t enough though. Winter was still coming. But there was something the ponies didn’t know. Misty was coming for them.

    Now to finish Seapony story!

    5 comments · 286 views
  • 15w, 8h
    EqD Prompt Competition Madness

    Okay guys, I have put everything on hold in a frenzied attempt to actually write a story for the EqD Outside Insight Summer Fanfic Contest. I have posted up what I've done in order to shame myself into finishing it. Another 5k by tomorrow... it's doable!

    Actually, my worry is that it will be too long, as the limit is 15k. But then I guess you all still get a bonus story, so everyone wins!

    Let me know what you think!


    It is about Breezies, but EVEN SO give it a go!

    5 comments · 204 views
  • 17w, 3d
    Video Review: Twilight's Best Friend

    I just got messaged by Emeraldcomet who showed me a video review he did of my story Twilight's Best Friend. I always like to see what other people made of my stories (and if you do something like this, please let me know!)

    It's an old story (early 2011 I believe) but still one of my favourites, if a little rough around the edges in retrospect! Anyway, check out the review here:

    3 comments · 211 views
  • ...

After being sucked into the magical land of Equestria, YOU find yourself as the legendary Brony Hero in this exciting interactive adventure. Will you find the Time Orb and restore peace to the land? Or will you marry Fluttershy? Will you defeat the evil demon king Tirek? Or will you marry Luna?

With 21 endings to choose from, only you can decide your fate!

First Published
28th Apr 2012
Last Modified
28th Apr 2012
#1 · 134w, 6d ago · 2 · · Sixty Two ·


#3 · 134w, 6d ago · 1 · · Sixty Two ·

This was the best thing I've ever read

>not an hero

#4 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two · gonna be fun.

#5 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·

Apparently Princess Celestia doesn't like being seduced... :unsuresweetie:

AND I was just about to do something like this. *shrug*

#6 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·

This is going to the featured bar. I'm saying it right now. This story is absolutely amazing and hillarious. I never would have thought og trying something along the lines of this before. You sir, Are genious.

#7 · 134w, 6d ago · 2 · · Sixty Two ·

"There be somethin' on the horizon cap'n!"

"What be it lad!?"

"Featured bar, dead ahead sir!"

#8 · 134w, 6d ago · 1 · · Seventeen ·

well...that sucks.

#9 · 134w, 6d ago · 1 · · Sixty Two ·

Jesus Christ, 60+ chapters of 2nd-Person amazing?

Bring it on.

#10 · 134w, 6d ago · · · START ·


Fluttershy pillow?:fluttershyouch:

Um, no, I would NOT like to seduce Fluttershy:fluttershbad:. And Mountain Dew shrinks your genitals:derpyderp2:, so I'm gonna go ahead and look for ponies.:twilightsmile:

#11 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·

Honestly, we need more choose your own adventure style fanfics. Maybe even an collab between authors, combining their efforts for one awesome story.

Oh, and this was really funny, by the way. :pinkiehappy:

#12 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Seventeen ·

Goddammit.  I am both saddened, and amazed by this.

#13 · 134w, 6d ago · 1 · · Four ·

:rainbowhuh: Ctrl Alt E? PRESSING!





#14 · 134w, 6d ago · 1 · · Sixty Two ·

>Desperatly searches for any ounce of Spike in it.

>Finds nothing.

#15 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·

i can the appeal of does it work?

#16 · 134w, 6d ago · 1 · · Thirty Four ·

I'm going to Sugarcube to look for my Pinkie Bye!

#17 · 134w, 6d ago · 1 · 1 · START ·

I'm a girl!! :flutterrage:

#18 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·


Start on chapter 1 and follow the options at the end of each chapter!

#19 · 134w, 6d ago · 1 · · Twenty Six ·

First try: rabies.

Second try: get shot by police officer.

Third try: get stoned.

#21 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Thirty Two ·

all of my wat

#22 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Thirty ·

friggin fingers

#23 · 134w, 6d ago · 8 · · Forty Three ·


...after clicking back like 200 times WHAT WHO SAID THAT

#26 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Forty Six ·

I got a wicked bad tummy-ache.:rainbowlaugh::ajbemused:

#27 · 134w, 6d ago · 1 · · Sixty Two ·

Fluttershy Pillow- I.. I love you.

Seriously, this was just tongue enough in cheek for me. Loved it.

#28 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·

>>509737 a collab aye? >_> <_< have this

#29 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·

That was... amazing. Good job, mate.

#30 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·

Somehow... I knew that ending was the right one...

... somehow...

Well, now I'm emperor.

#31 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·

Yeah, I chose "seduce Fluttershy" and I'd do it again! Haha, love this story man, great job!

#32 · 134w, 6d ago · 1 · · Forty Three ·






#33 · 134w, 6d ago · 4 · · Sixty ·

wait a goddamn minute, this is very unnerving :pinkiesick:

#34 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty ·

Every brony's dream come true...


#36 · 134w, 6d ago · 4 · 2 · Seventeen ·

My Little Dashie was horrible anyway. I'm glad it was a coon.

Still, sad story bro.

#37 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·

This can't be THAT fun...

/ off to try


Got annoyed and seduced celestia... Dx

#38 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Four ·

(presses Ctrl, Alt, and E keys at once) It's not working!

#39 · 134w, 6d ago · · · START ·

10 gallons? What kind of wimp is this guy, taking only 10 gallons. Or maybe he only wants a quick liquid snack.

#40 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·


He's such a badass he could live even on one gallon.

#41 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Four ·

is it weird we all tried pressing cntrl alt Equestria?

im gonna have to make on of these!

also, how do you make the hyperlinks?

#42 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·

What in the F***ing F***?

#43 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·

>>509977 Holy crap! We're playing as Chuck Norris?!

#44 · 134w, 6d ago · · · START ·


(spits out Mountain Dew)

#45 · 134w, 6d ago · 4 · · Twenty Nine ·

"The policeman stares for a while at your dead body, and then takes your half-eaten Subway Melt."

This man right here has the right idea.

#46 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Thirty Two ·

1: Do the right thing

2: Do the selfish thing

3: Do the random/weird/wut?!/suicidal thing

#47 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·


Of cou-

Wait, hell no.

#48 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Sixty Two ·

Well... I'll be reading this later. :coolphoto:

#49 · 134w, 6d ago · · · Five ·

First time going through this awesomesauce thing, I'll try the more logical stuff.

But the second time, I'll fuck around and see where it takes me. So, note to self: Do  4 next time.

#50 · 134w, 6d ago · 2 · · Twenty Eight ·

Yes! Yes!

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