OH, SHIT, THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!

Weird image o_0

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Mr_Cake.png

This was the best thing I've ever read

>not an hero

This....is gonna be fun.

Apparently Princess Celestia doesn't like being seduced...

AND I was just about to do something like this. *shrug*

This is going to the featured bar. I'm saying it right now. This story is absolutely amazing and hillarious. I never would have thought og trying something along the lines of this before. You sir, Are genious.

"There be somethin' on the horizon cap'n!"

"What be it lad!?"

"Featured bar, dead ahead sir!"

Image: http://i.imgur.com/BHg5H.jpg

Jesus Christ, 60+ chapters of 2nd-Person amazing?

Bring it on.

Honestly, we need more choose your own adventure style fanfics. Maybe even an collab between authors, combining their efforts for one awesome story.

Oh, and this was really funny, by the way.

>Desperatly searches for any ounce of Spike in it.

>Finds nothing.

Image: http://images.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw3066-13297562259857.jpg

i can the appeal of this...how does it work?

>>509753509753

Start on chapter 1 and follow the options at the end of each chapter!

Fluttershy Pillow- I.. I love you.

Seriously, this was just tongue enough in cheek for me. Loved it.

>>509737509737 a collab aye? >_> <_< have this

That was... amazing. Good job, mate.

Somehow... I knew that ending was the right one...

... somehow...

Well, now I'm emperor.

Yeah, I chose "seduce Fluttershy" and I'd do it again! Haha, love this story man, great job!

This can't be THAT fun...

/ off to try

Edit- THIS IS TOO HARD OH EM GEE

Got annoyed and seduced celestia... Dx

>>509971509971

He's such a badass he could live even on one gallon.

What in the F***ing F***?

>>509977509977 Holy crap! We're playing as Chuck Norris?!

>>509989509989

Of cou-

Wait, hell no.

Well... I'll be reading this later.

I suck at this story.

it's fun, but... I keep getting bad endings...

-Enslaved by Fluttershy

-Murdered

-Crippled

all of my "WHY?!"

Bought tons of mountain dew, went to internet and seduced the princess. Is that the shortest way to die?

>>510088510088 and now I got rabies. God Damn this game!

>>510100510100

I know.. AGH!

>>510091510091

If you click Chapter 2 straight from the chapter menu, THAT is the closest to the start in which you can die.

...technically speaking.

>>510091510091

Oh no, there's an even quicker way than that!

>>509797509797 weclome to the club

All of my wut. I must say tho, weirdly entertaining story. Partly because of humanity's need to get to ALL the endings. (And all the chapters too. Secret ending is best ending.) Well done.

Oh God what is this I don't even?

I'm sorry. But I can't relate to this ignorant, imbecilic excuse for a protagonist in any way.

That said, it is supposed to be a comedy and perhaps a bit satirical, so I'm not going to downvote it or anything. It's just that... this "brony" is far too idiotic and narrow-minded for his own good, and I just can't bear to read any more of this.

Format and grammar-wise, though, excellent work. This fic is certainly a big-step for storytelling on FF, no matter how mind-blowingly STUPID it's contents might be.

This reminds me of those goosebumps chose your own adventure books.

BUT.

NOW.

WITH.

PONIES!!!!

i fucking love you

TAKE ALL MY THUMBS

What the buck!!!! That cover image is really weird. Were did you get it?

I finish the story...

The guy is still an Imbecile!

But I won't say I didn't like it, good job my good sir.

>>509825509825 where do i go after i get out of the castle

Well I did it. I read every single chapter.

I'm gonna go take a shower.

Excellent satire.

Captures the flaws of the brony community in the most humorous way possible.

That moment when you get on after finishing and see that you have 39 unread favorites, all for the same story

how do i get the secret ending with flutershy and luna

>>510541510541 Click on chapter 33

>>510584510584 thats retarded there is no way to get there normaly?

>>510571510571

Not sure if it is possible. I just eventually went through all the chapters in order to see all the endings.

Shit's about ta get REAL!!!

>>509686509686

Where did you get that Mr. Cake emoticon?

This has peaked my curiosity. I am posting this before starting. Look for my after post to. See if I am satisfied.

After reading through every chapter just to make sure about all the endings. I have come to this conclusion.

I had a brain aneurysm from derping so hard.

dat pic.

Rating: Everyone.

Yet there is still cussing, the occasional "Molestia" Joke, and death.

Make it Teen.

>>510662510662 DE MAGICKZ

>>510855510855

Fine then. Keep your emoticon secrets! See if I care!

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PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE TELL ME!!!

Jk. I've lost interest honestly.

>>510875510875

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png

>>510881510881

What?! WHAT?! LUNA NOW!! TELL MEEEEEEEEEEE!!

....best ending ever!

Meh to myself, considering I have no reason to read a CYOA when I have a story to write, but... meh.

>>510895510895

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Vinyl_Scratch_lolface.png

>>510952510952

Where CELESTIA DAMMIT?! Stop torturing me! Where do you get these?!

Awesome story and excellent writing!

>>510968510968 [img] code. The emoticons are stored on my dropbox. See also this:

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Emoticons.png

Two new ones since I took that screenshot

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Trixie_lolface_1.png

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Trixie_lolface_2.png

>>511031511031

What screenshot? Is it that picture you posted in your comment that can't be seen?

>>511035511035 Yes, there is a picture... reload and try again

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Rarity_lolface.png

>>511038511038

What the...How exactly do you get those? I MUST know, Portalzor! (yes I'm calling you Portalzor. I reserve the right to nickname anypony I just met)

dude. i know everyone says this, but I had this idea while reading those old goosebumps books. Nice job though. I couldn't have done a better one on roidz

>>511052511052 Ever heard of Greasemonkey?

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Derpy_Hooves_lolface.png

I guess this is one way to get "story with most total views."  

Christ almighty! Dat image

Definitely gonna enjoy this read

This fanfic is f#$%n awesome!

Yes indeeddee time well wasted.

Pretty funny, but this story has way too much Nicholas Cage in it.

I've been trying to figure out how to do a "Choose your own adventure" story for quite a while now. I feel so stupid for not thinking of putting hyperlinks to the chapter   

Oh well. Thanks to you, I think I'll finally be able to do it

I always enjoyed reading these kind of stories as a kid (my favorite being the one where there was no page that actually led you to the final page, you had to just turn to page 101 and the story would end) It warms my heart to see that someone has created a pony version. I will read soon.

>>511347511347

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/PastSins

Go here, follow the linkage to the story.

Proceed to love the great Nyx, Protector of Ponies.

Blueshift. I read your fic, you magnificent bastard.

>>511575511575

Srry

>>511575511575

Fixed now?

I MISSED FOUR CHAPTERS, AND I DO NOT KNOW WHERE THEY WERE.

And now I know why Rainbow Dash wasn't in the story, and why I hadn't found chapter 62 from selecting every option I could find (unless I forgot it, like I did for pressing buttons in the Tardis and going with Honey Trap :\).

This was a brilliant idea, and I hope you have more brilliant ideas.

>>511625511625

Thanks! Check out the rest of my fics, I like to think that they all have unique ideas and are all pretty different. I like to surprise people!

I'm sorry, but... What? What the fuck was that? Seduce Fluttershy pillow? Seduce Celestia?

Oh well, that's how far I got, and then I got bored and ragequit.

>>511532511532 I was actually very glad to see that maintaining my unshakable faith in Pinkie in that situation and "accepting my fate" lead directly to my ascension to Princesshood.

Sorry, I don't know why this has so many likes. It sucks!

Main character is so stupid and creepy, that it's impossible to identify with him in any aspect. C'mon I can deal with redemption of any villain, I can read Sweet Apple Massacre while I'm eating, but this abomination discourages me to read any further. I was praying that I would find Rainbow Dash and she will kill him with sonic rainboom. Unfortunately it didn't happen.  

Story is so bad, that most trollfics has better storyline. Maybe it's because tag "Human" means "It sucks" I dunno, normally I don't read stories with human.

And maybe some would say, that they likes that for idea, but even the idea is dumb. You can't make a decent interactive story in this format. It has no memory. Twilight Sparkle doesn't remember that she already kicked your ass out of library, and you can just go back and she acts like nothing have happened. It should be written as text game with variables.

Seriously I don't know why would anyone like that.

Wait a second. Tirek? How did he get back?

I wanted to write a choose your own adventure... but then I did some fancy mathamatics... and realized that would be like 60 chapters... I'm to lazy to write that!

>>511063511063

No. What is it?

My reaction to title picture:

/truth

Ha, that pick and most likely this story, are both buckin' funny!

great stroy i lol'ed at the seduction scenes and i fucked up a lot of times but i love stories where you are the character and if you pick your path i love them even more

Aww, no marrying RD? Anyways, I was wondering where you were, Rainbow, why did you hide from me!? btw, nice job

>>510589510589

That's why it's a secret ending!

I loved these things as a kid :D. I'd try ALL the endings until I got one I liked. Thatnk you for reminding me of those. :)

#1: WHY CAN YOU SEDUCE EVERYONE/THING?!

#2: <.< Description lied. You can't marry Woona at all.

#3: Well played, good sir. Well played.

Luckily, actually pressing "ctrl+alt+E" didn't do anything to screw up my computer.

>>512191512191 Ever heard of Google?

Image: http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/t/trollface.png

Okay, here's for an actual review...

First of all, this is really silly. And stupid. And silly. And brilliantly funny. And silly.

  I have gone though this a gajillion times and clicked EVERY. SINGLE. OPTION. For example, every time you try to seduce a pony it ends badly, except with Trixie. The author obviously must be a Trixie fan. Also, there are only three decent endings, one sorta creepy ending, one kinda-decent ending, one best ending, one secret ending and one that isn't an ending at all. The rest are all horribly awful endings. I felt cheated that every time I did the sensible, logical thing I died bloodily.

That aside, it's plain to see that a lot of work went into setting this up. The only real criticism I can offer is that the "Brony Hero" was silly as all Hell and always behaved like a grade-A douschebag no matter which option you took. I suppose that was intended to be humorous, but it got annoying sometimes.

SPOILER ALERT: Chapter 33 and chapter 62 are impossible to reach by playing the game. But they're still fun. Check 'em out.

Interactive story... FUCK. YES.

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5bDQ8SwvXhHQloRtIfWrT0QKw4w15lHitmf6kY35WeGWivbLM

>>509753509753

Just choose chapter 34

>>509753509753

Just choose chapter 33

Because Rainbow Dash is my favourite pony I find this both hilarious and disappointing.     

This is the best bloody fanfic ever.

wut?