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Blueshift 299994

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    “I want to stay!” Tears of joy stream down your cheeks as you kneel before the princess, awed at the offer being placed in front of you. To be a pony? And live in Equestria? Forever? Your heart skips a beat as you giddily imagine the wonderful perfect life that awaits you. “Just don’t make me an earth pony, okay.”

    “Very well, Brony Hero!” Celestia’s horn glows and she takes the Time Orb, floating it above your head as it sparks with power. “As Brony Hero, you shall become no less than an alicorn!”

    “Yes! Yes!” You gasp as waves of magical energies wash over your body. Already you can feel your bones softening into marshmallow, your hands melting until they are rounded nubs. There is a sharp pain on your back as two magnificent pairs of wings burst from your skin. “This is amazing!”

    The Time Orb shines brighter as Celestia magically massages the energies, reshaping your body into that of a pony. “The Time Orb will give you a life as a pony,” she tells you, as your face starts to distend into a muzzle, and your hair cascades into a flowing mane. “It will wipe all memories of your human life and replace them with suitable pony ones. It will be as if you have always been a pony.”

    “Wait, what, no!” You attempt to cry out, but it is too late. You collapse as you feel your eyes growing, your skin turning into pink fur. Thoughts of home dissolve to be replaced by thoughts of pretty dresses and tiaras. “No, wait, I… I… I…” you mumble out, struggling for coherence but without success.

    Then the light stops, and you pick yourself up.

    “I like tiaras!” you smile brightly, unfurling your wings and trotting over to Celestia. “I’m a pretty princess! Can I wear a tiara?”

    “Yes, Cadance, yes you are!” Celestia looks lovingly down at you. “You’re the prettiest alicorn princess ever.”

    You blush and giggle as you bounce about the throne room. Then you stop in joy as you see a familiar hunky stallion nearby. “Shining Armor!” you gasp, running to him and nuzzling him. “My love, my honey pie! My snookie wookie!”

    And then you lived happily ever after.

    SLIGHTLY CREEPY END

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    Comments ( 107 )

    #1 · 56w, 1d ago · · ·
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    wait a goddamn minute, this is very unnerving :pinkiesick:

    #2 · 56w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Every brony's dream come true...

    #3 · 56w, 23h ago · · ·
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    Damn evil genies and their catches... :trollestia:

    #4 · 56w, 23h ago · · ·
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    Just as planned.

    #5 · 56w, 23h ago · · ·
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    So wait theres no "good end" cuz i did just about everything

    #6 · 56w, 23h ago · · ·
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    ALL MY DA FUQS

    #7 · 56w, 23h ago · · ·
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    :trollestia:

    #8 · 56w, 22h ago · · ·
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    I bucking love this story. ALL OF THE THUMBS!

    #9 · 56w, 22h ago · · ·
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    well that explains Cadence

    #10 · 56w, 21h ago · · ·
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    Wait, what? No, I-

    I LIKE TIARAS :3

    #11 · 56w, 21h ago · · ·
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    :pinkiegasp: This explains everything!

    #12 · 56w, 20h ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: That, that was just great!

    #13 · 56w, 20h ago · · ·
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    That... what... why...

    #14 · 56w, 20h ago · · ·
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    WAT :derpyderp2:

    #16 · 56w, 19h ago · · ·
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    Perfect ending!

    #17 · 56w, 18h ago · · ·
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    i am now FABULOUS. and i get to be twilights sister,

    #18 · 56w, 18h ago · · ·
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    Best ending ever, NOTHING ELSE CAN COMPARE

    #19 · 56w, 18h ago · · ·
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    I'm okay with this. Does that make me weird? I think that makes me weird. I'm okay with that too.

    #20 · 56w, 15h ago · · ·
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    As a guy brony this is very creepy and is not slightly creepy ITS VERYY GRIMM CREEPY (To me becoming a pony I would stick becoming my said OC Vanity) although its legit being Cadence but A MUSCULAR BRONY GUY IN HIS BOXERS IS CADENCE DA FAUQ IS THAT

    #22 · 56w, 13h ago · 1 · ·
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    I'm..

    I'm ok with this.:rainbowhuh:

    #23 · 56w, 13h ago · · ·
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    I'm slightly more okay with this than creeped out by this.

    #24 · 56w, 12h ago · · ·
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    I am okay with this :>

    #25 · 56w, 12h ago · · ·
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    NOOOO!!!! I hate that shade of Pink, and I LIKE being a guy!

    #26 · 56w, 10h ago · · ·
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    Hmmm, be Cadance... YES!

    Wait... marry Shining Armor....

    He may be awesome... oh screw it, I found the damn Time Orb and I'm going to roll with it. :rainbowlaugh:

    BR
    #27 · 56w, 10h ago · · ·
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    YEAH!!!!!

    #28 · 56w, 9h ago · · ·
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    Buck you! You crushed my dreams :fluttercry:

    #29 · 56w, 9h ago · · ·
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    Ehh, close enough I guess :derpytongue2:

    #30 · 56w, 9h ago · · ·
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    I'm a boy but I'm ok with this...:derpytongue2:

    #31 · 56w, 9h ago · 1 · ·
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    What... no... but I...

    Dammit, the Trixie ending is still the best one so far:facehoof:

    #32 · 56w, 8h ago · · ·
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    This lady brony doth fully approve

    #33 · 56w, 8h ago · · ·
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    I-

    But-:applejackconfused:

    You know what? Screw it - I'm okay with this.

    At least I get a happy ending, even if it's not my own personal one.

    #34 · 56w, 8h ago · · ·
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    I always wondered were Princess Cadance came from and why she was never mentioned before the end of season 2,

    this explains everything. :rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy:  

    #35 · 56w, 7h ago · · ·
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    F:yay:k!

    #36 · 56w, 4h ago · · ·
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    >>510408

    There is a best ending  and it involves pinkie. This ending really throws me off. :derpyderp2:

    #37 · 56w, 49m ago · · ·
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    So Cadence was the brony hero all along... no wonder his sudden appearance!

    #38 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    You know what, I will go will go back with Fluttershy, a man slave is still a man...

    #39 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    What, what the buck?

    #40 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    But then how was Cadance Twilight's foulsitter?

    #41 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Shit. :ajbemused:

    Now i gotta start all ove again and find one where i live happily, and with all my memories in tact.

    :facehoof:

    #42 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    SO OK WITH THIS.

    Princess Cadence is my most favourite pony! :D

    #43 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    So close, but yet so far :twilightangry2:

    This was a cool idea, will go back to see the other results.

    #44 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I'm ok with this ending! Better than me dying:pinkiesmile:

    #45 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I'm already an alicorn....yet I turned into Cadence

    #46 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    WAT NOOOOO i dont want to be Cadence :raritycry:

    Buck this im out of here and try something else :pinkiesick:

    #47 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Oh wow!  I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    Dangit Trollestia! :trollestia:

    #48 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>510408 no no, you just have to look.

    #50 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    trolol

    #51 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    now shinning armor is all mine!:pinkiehappy: mwahahahaha!

    #52 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This made me LOL so hard. Completely unexpected. :trollestia: :rainbowlaugh:

    #53 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    wait be a pretty pink alicorn that like tiara's...

    im ok with this, i really do like her mane anyways

    be shining armors wife but twilights sister.

    Im.. ok with this? i really like her mane still !

    #54 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I'm fine with this

    Somehow

    #55 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Wait.


    What?

    #57 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Well at least he didn't lose any intelligence. *I see what I did there*

    #58 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    ... I'm okay with this. :pinkiesmile:

    #59 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    All the Brainfuck, I have it AND IT IS MINE MWAHAHAHA

    #60 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    What a fun read, but since the protagonist was all about Fluttershy I feel like I've failed him... somehow... I've been on here for an hour and I think that I've been through every route, but the only Fluttershy ending is being her slave....... Got to be honest here. Compared to my life NOW... I would gladly serve Fluttershy as her slave for the rest of eternity!!!!!!!!!!!!!:trollestia:

    #61 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This ending is like a glistening cherry on top of this cake of amazingosity. So perfect.

    Also:

    > waves of magical energies was over your body

    #62 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :coolphoto:

    MFW: ʘ_ʘ --> ಠ_ಠ --> ಠಿ_ಠ


    ~Jack

    #63 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiesick:

    #64 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I am very okay with this? Also change it to the "SLIGHTLY CREEPY BUT REAL END"

    #65 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>518984 Aristocats @_@ That's one of the best movies ever :rainbowkiss:

    Also, this ending pleases me.

    #66 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Buck this Gay Earth!

    #67 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>512806 Trixie ending? WHAT TRIXIE ENDING?!

    Dare to be Different, Carpe Diem, and Live Life to the Fullest! /)(\

    #68 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Well, even though I'm now a pretty princess.... it didn't say anything about removing my satanical and sarcastic sense of humor :pinkiecrazy:

    #69 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Ok I might be wierd for this but turning into a pink pony princess being a guy Im fine with this wierd enough >.>

    #70 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Not sure if want...

    #71 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>516057 Tsk Tsk Tsk. What do you not understand about TIME Orb? :trollestia:

    #72 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    best ending so far

    :pinkiehappy:

    #73 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    :twilightoops:

    #75 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    What. :twilightoops:

    #76 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    WUTDAFUQ

    #77 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    That was a lot of fun. Love the applejack bad ending :eeyup:

    #78 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Given what he was like beforehand, I can't see this as anything but an improvement.

    #79 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    No no no no no No No NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

    On the plus side, this would explain where Cadance comes from...

    #80 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    But i wanna be an Alicorn version of mine not Cadence. NYEH! :trixieshiftleft:

    #81 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    WHAAAAT?!?!?!!?!?!?! curses! foiled again XP :rainbowhuh: btw PINKIE PIE IS BEST PONY :pinkiecrazy:

    #82 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    oh well, i guess i'm okay with becoming a pretty pink alicorn princess if i get my memories wiped.

    #83 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>509937

    You know you like it, in fact I'll go write you some more right now. :pinkiecrazy:

    #84 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>535679

    :rainbowderp:

    Step back, I got a spoon and I know how to use it! :applejackconfused:

    #85 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Well, SHIT.:pinkiesick:

    #86 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    And I bet all the female bronies just Yayed in the other room...

    #87 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    What has been seen can never be unseen! The wool has been pulled back from my eyes! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!! OH GOD!!!!111!1!!1! :raritycry:

    #88 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Dafuq?

    :pinkiecrazy:

    #89 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Trollestia has done it again!:trollestia:

    #90 · 53w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I have to say,,,I did NOT see this coming. At all.

    #91 · 52w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I think becoming Cadence (I refuse to misspell along with Hasbro) without my memories, would be better than becoming Cadence with my memories.

    #92 · 52w, 4d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    There's not enough of these...

    #93 · 52w, 3d ago · · ·
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    WHAT?!?!  Not sure if love, or hate this story.  Well, I've done everything else, I guess I'm off to seduce somepony...

    #94 · 51w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Not... what i had in mind... ... ... ... um... WING POWERS GO! imma b leevin now k thx bai.

    #95 · 51w, 23h ago · · ·
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    What?! No! I'd rather go work in the mercury mines!

    Ugh, memory erasing is creepy!

    Also, based on several endings I've read so far, Celestia is friggin' evil.

    #96 · 48w, 3d ago · · ·
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    This has to be the single best ending to anything EVER :rainbowlaugh: Bravo!

    Now I have to go see the results of other decisions :twilightoops:

    #97 · 46w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I stayed up until 3 in the morning looking francticly for the propper ending... and i finaly found it... and now i feel like the biggest creeper in the world... damnit...

    All in all this was a helarious story!

    #98 · 45w, 3d ago · · ·
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    ...this, is my dream

    i just hope i don't turn into cadence and immediately ask for a tiara

    #99 · 40w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>511865 Perfect profile picture for that comment

    #100 · 39w, 5d ago · · ·
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    and then you're hit by a truck because that's how this story works

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