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“Sorry Applejack!” you pat Apple Bloom on the head as you backhand the bucket of apples off the table dismissively. “I’ve got to find your sister a purpose in life!” Apple Bloom cheers as you lead her away by the hoof.
“Now, Apple Bloom!” You finally find a secluded spot in the orchard perfect for teaching. “You need to find your purpose in life, right? And then you’ll get your cutie mark?”
Apple Bloom nods slowly, tears welling up in the corners of her eyes. “Ah try and ah try, but ah can’t find mah special purpose!” she trembles, sinking to the ground. “An’ ah’ll be a blank flank forever.”
“Oh, really?” You smirk widely, crossing your arms. “I think you’ll find Apple Bloom, that I am so amazing that meeting me is in fact the most defining moment of your life!” You point at her flank, where a strange spot of light starts to glow and the faint lines of an image appear.
“Mah mark! Mah cutie mark!” Apple Bloom twists awkwardly, eager to see what her life-changing cutie mark will be. It finally shimmers into view.
It is a drawing of your face.
“Fantastic!” You clap your hands together as Apple Bloom bursts into tears, obviously from sheer joy as she runs off sobbing to show her family and friends her wonderful new cutie mark. You wander off, proud at the brilliant job you’ve done in helping that little pony.
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It kinda makes sense for a pony in a fanfic's cutie mark to be a picture of the author. What else is their destiny, if not to bow down to the writers every whim and get shipped with whoever the the brony desires? Or, you know, get killed if it's that kind of story. Maybe the author was trying to say something about the horror a pony would experience should they learn that their entire lives have been pre-ordained by a person like this story's PC?
Either that, or this was a reference to Cute from the Hip
Apple Bloom: Twilight, look at my cutie mark!
Twilight: Oh, who is that pretty lady?
Ironically I've actually written a story exactly about that
And this one too, I must say. Poor AB. 
Image: http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcmNSPJ6O36a_2nkl1N3ocpoujoOsrxMm9tOpk46_p0jmFj347s6p2TGtg
Image: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/084/b/c/awesome_trollface_ii_by_bokuga_kira-d3ceq9v.png
Why was I not given a seduce Pinkie option when she said she was going to kill me
Also why did you make pinkie sad?
And ALSO
WHERE THE HELL IS THE ORB...
I've LITERALLY DONE ALL OF THE OPTIONS....
AND STILL HAVEN'T FOUND IT....
I swear if this is a trick... you will marry a manticore.....
It's taken me an hour and a half to do this and I should also be doing my homework....
Image: http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/961-aww-yeah.jpg
Image: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/096/044/trollface.jpg?1296494117OH GAWD THAT IS HILARIOUS
BEHOLD APPLEBLOOMS CUTIE MARK
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