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Blueshift 299994

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    "What's going on?" You look around in confusion as you find yourself wearing a tuxedo and top hat and standing before the throne of Canterlot. "H-how did I get here?" It's all a blur. You can't remember how you found yourself getting to this point, nor of any decisions you took that could have possibly resulted in this. You turn around, seeing row upon row of ponies watching you intently.

    "You have brony powers beyond reproach!" You hear a familiar voice to your left, and as you see the speaker your legs go giddy. It is Princess Luna, in a wedding dress. "Only by thinking outside the box, by defying the rules and reality itself could you hope to have gained the love of a princess!" she says, as the wedding theme start to play on a nearby organ.

    "This is amazing!" you squeak, jumping up and down in joy. "I'm marrying Princess Luna! Could this get any better?"

    Indeed it could! For trotting down the aisle comes Fluttershy, also in a wedding dress. "Fluttershy!" you cry out in joy, tears streaming down your cheeks. "I'm marrying you too?"

    "Yes!" Luna announces as Fluttershy takes to your side. "You have fallen sideways through time and space into a situation not thought possible! You will be marrying both of us!"

    All the gathered ponies cheer you and your double-wives as you make your wedding vows. "Best. Ending. Ever!" you mutter under your breath as Fluttershy and Luna sweep you off your feet and into an awaiting carriage.

    SECRET END

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    Comments ( 85 )

    #1 · 55w, 6d ago · 2 · ·
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    Oh you tricky writer :rainbowlaugh:

    #2 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I like this ending. :twilightsmile: :rainbowlaugh: :yay:

    #3 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    YAY!

    #4 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :yay:

    #5 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Something something polygamy marriage... YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    #6 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>510343 how do you get this ending normaly

    #7 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Fuck

    YESSSSSSSS

    I found this and Rainbow by doing EVERY SINGLE OPTION, then clicking the two unread. . 3 .

    #8 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>510571

    You can't, that's the joke. That's why it's the "secret end" where you can't remember how ANY of your choices could have led to it. :derpyderp2:

    BBB
    #9 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    im saying i was a complete badass kicked torecs ass and i ended with this... YES!!! :P:derpytongue2:

    #10 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I'm gonna have to remember to mark this as unread, for later.

    #11 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Hahah, the fun has been doubled!

    Found this by looking at which ones I've had as "unread," and this was the only one.

    #12 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #13 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I'd prefer the other princess, and the egghead pony.

    If I didn't know the other princess was a disguised brony. :trollestia::trixieshiftleft:

    #14 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    ....

    Well, this is new. I guess meticulously checking all the other options after absolute failure is the best way to go...

    #15 · 55w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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    >>510569

    ponygamy, you mean

    #16 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Sees unread chapter.. This. Reads. Yay! Marrying two of my favorite ponies!:yay:

    #17 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Is it me, or will this be the BEST. THREESOME. EVER.:rainbowwild:

    #18 · 55w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    How did i get here?

    I just went to chapter 33 out of the blue, and i got this on my first try...

    WIN

    #19 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I see I'm not the only fan of Inside UFO 54-40...

    #20 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    like a boss :3

    #21 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Yay ! Luna :D

    #22 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Which choice lead to this one?

    BR
    #23 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Favorite chapter. EVER!!! I found the secret ending! Win!

    #24 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    YES, YES

    I AM WELL PLEASED BY FINDING THE LUNA ENDING!

    #25 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    shit...




    FUCK YEA!

    #26 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :heart: LUNA AND FLUTTERSHY???? best ending ever! I knew going thru all the "chapters" manually would lead to awesomeness.

    #27 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiesad2: If I weren't a girl, this would be the happiest day of my life. Oh buck it, it's the happiest day anyway. :pinkiehappy:

    TAB
    #28 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Replace Fluttershy with Twilight and I'd be in heaven :pinkiehappy:

    #29 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    LOLOLOLOLO

    :trollestia:

    #30 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    ...Now, how did I get here? :rainbowhuh:

    #31 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Gotta love how in the end, the two possible outcomes that probably brought the most of the readers here, happened at the same time, in the secret ending.

    Oh you!

    #32 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    NOOOOOOO

    BLUESHIFT

    I AM DISSAPOINT

    YUNO LET ME MARRY WHOOVES

    WHYYYYYY:raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry:

    #33 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    My favorite :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #34 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #35 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Marrying Fluttershy AND Luna? Well I dare say life is complete :3

    #36 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Best ending evar!

    #37 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    what pages do you have to go to get this ending? a friend showed it to me, and ever since then I've been trying to get it!

    #38 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Why not a harem ending and only two ponies? :pinkiesad2:

    #39 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Needs more Twilight.

    #40 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!

    #41 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This makes up for Doctor Whooves tossing me to that Manticore that ended up marrying me  

    #42 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This is too awesome.

    #43 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Me gusta:ajsmug::derpytongue2::pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::raritywink::scootangel::yay:

    #44 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Is this how it feels to have Pinkie 4th wall breaking Powers?

    #45 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    As quoted by the great Desmond the Moon Bear; How did I get here? The end.

    #46 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I used the power of Pinkie to get here.

    #47 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    *Dies from massive heart attack brought on by over-exposure to pure awesomeness*

    #48 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    The rules only apply to those who follow them.  This proves that ignoring them can only lead to amazing Luna marriage.

    #49 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I was seriously about to give up when, like the rest of you, I decided to cheat and see which chapters I hadn't seen yet and there ya go! I can't wait for the honeymoon!!!!!!:derpytongue2:

    #50 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    HOT DAMN! I AM A GOD!

    AWWWW YEAH!

    #51 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    ...I not lesbian...

    :c

    #52 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    This is how you end a story! Especially when it's not an actual ending for reals, but still!

    #53 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    The Molestia ending is still better than this one.

    #54 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Secret End is best End

    #55 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    OH HELL YEAH!

    #56 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    If you can't win, change the rules. :rainbowderp:

    #57 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    lol, got to the secret end

    #58 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Hey! Someone add a 'I see what you did there" pic to the comments! I'm having trouble with finding a good one!

    #60 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>529099 :rainbowlaugh: Thank you!

    #61 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>518746 You can't normally, you have to go to this chapter by selecting it manually.

    #62 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    chapters like this are why i read straight through stories like this.

    #63 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    #64 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    luckily i decided to go out of order when reading this and posting it on youtube so that I was able to find this magnificent ending. the seriously made the whole fanfic worth it, because luna is best pony

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX09YCuWPuA&feature=plcp

    #65 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Funny thing is, the first thing i wondered was how to get this ending from the other choices. :applejackunsure:

    #66 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    i am satisfied:moustache:

    #67 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Hell. Bucking. YES. :rainbowdetermined2:

    #69 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Know I understand the term cloffic.....

    #70 · 55w, 15h ago · · ·
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    Holy *squee*. This is even greater moment than that other time I said it was the greatest moment. Super Best Ending 4.

    #71 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This is indeed an amazing end that i would gladly accept :D

    #72 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    How did I get here? Taxi? Random Chapter Choosing? :trollestia: The world may never know!

    #73 · 50w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #74 · 48w, 50m ago · · ·
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    >>511339

    also the last chapter should be unread

    #75 · 45w, 2d ago · · ·
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    i knew looking through the chapters i didnt read would pay off

    ]BEST CHAPTER EVER!!!!!!!!!

    :rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild:

    #76 · 45w, 19h ago · · ·
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    10 minutes later, the worlds greatest threesome.

    #77 · 42w, 14h ago · · ·
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    >>514288 Same here... :pinkiecrazy:

    #78 · 41w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Oh, I missed a chapter... :ajbemused:

    Wait a minute :rainbowderp:

    HOLY SHIT! :pinkiehappy:

    #79 · 39w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Awww yeah.

    #80 · 29w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Yes! Favorite ending so far! Polygamy FTW! :pinkiehappy:

    #81 · 23w, 5d ago · · ·
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    all:yaaaaaaaaa secret end.love it

    #82 · 22w, 1d ago · · ·
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    YES!

    #83 · 20w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

    #84 · 16w, 6d ago · · ·
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    YESSS!!! This is my favourite ending.:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

    #85 · 1w, 20h ago · · ·
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    Cool.

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