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You ignore Luna’s harsh looks, throwing yourself on the bed and patting your knees. “Come on Luna!” you shout, making little cooing noises. As a brony, you know exactly how to treat a classy lady like Luna. “Come here, c’mon girl! I want to put my nightmare moon in you!”
You lounge back on the bed, a smug smile on your face as you trace lines over your chest. How could any pony resist you?
Luna looks as if she has seen a spider on the bed. “I… I…” she gibbers, and then calms down. “Fine…” she replies. “But know this! As princess of the moon, I may only make love to my suitors on the moon!”
“That’s good with me, honey-pie!” you grin, getting up and slapping her flank hard. Your heart gives a leap of joy – this is even easier than you expected! Soon all your dreams will come true! Sure, it isn’t season one Luna, but you guess this will be good enough. Maybe you can convince her to put a paper bag over her head.
Luna’s eyes flash with a pure blast of magic, and you instantly find yourself transported to the moon. Standing on the dusty surface, Luna lounges before you sexily. You move to join her, but find yourself slowly floating into the air. You try to cry out, but realise that there is no oxygen on the moon.
Clutching your throat helplessly, you slowly asphyxiate as you float off the moon’s surface, the only thing you can hear being Luna’s laughter as you drown in the depths of space.
As your vision dims, you can faintly see that your body floats into the moon’s orbit. Around it seems to be a ring.
The ring is made up of the bodies of fellow bronies.
BAD END
Comments ( 44 )
Oh come on, the second I choose to start fucking around, and I die. What a great sign.
I really should have expected this.
Well, my primary objective failed... Guess I should go and save Equestria ![]()
Actually, sound doesnt travel in a vacuum (like space or on the moon), so you wouldn't hear her. Also that's similar to why the moon landing video is fake, the flag moves as if there is wind around it, and there is also no wind in a vacuum. ![]()
>>crisperstorm It seems to me like the flag was just moving because of the moon's gravity. I would think that gravity would affect the way the flag moves just like wind would, but I'm not a brain scientist or a rocket surgeon. Still, though, it does seem like it's being affected by regular gravity rather than the moon's gravity, do I just don't know... ![]()
I'm starting to click on the obviously stupid choices just so I can read the amusing comments now.
i saw it coming miles away but hay
This only confirms that I am an amazingly charming and sexy brony. I mean just look at that opening! Irresistible!
Maybe you can convince her to put a paper bag over her head.
*dies a little*
*like the brony in the story*
Having just tried to seduce Celestia, I knew this couldn't end well. Had to do it anyways.
XD WOOHOO! DEATH NUMBER TWO! DEATH NUMBER TWO! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *Rushes forward to see how I die the third time*
The moral of the story is...
bad pickup lines get you killed.
This public service announcement brought to you by
--Warlord
I deserve this death after insulting Luna, I accept my eighth death with pride ![]()
Who knows maybe one of these "Seduce X character" Will actually lead to something :D
Well, it was worth a try... not really sure which princess has the crueller reaction to being seduced, though!
9th time i have reached a bad ending
1. got brain washed by fluttershy
2. get rabies from RD
3. get shot by a guy who stole my sandwhich
4. become the new discord
5. become AJ's wife in exchange for doing all her work
6. get my spine broken by a falling piano
7. become Pony Joe's new dishwasher
8. get my finger stuck in a hole and cant get it out
9. get sent to the moon







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