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Blueshift 299994

Joined December 2011
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    Without a single moment of hesitation, you slam your palm down on the button. The central console shakes and then makes a ‘boing’ noise.

    “What have you done?” Whooves hisses, looking about in panic.

    You are confused by this, as nothing seems to have changed. “Don’t be such a bad wolf, Whooves!” you tut as you walk over to a newspaper, reading out the headline. “BAD WOLF,” you mutter. “That’s an odd headline.”

    “It’s not a bad wolf, it’s a bad wolf!” Whooves shouts back, frantically pulling levers and switches. “This is bad; it could be the end of the universe! You’ve bad wolfed the bad wolf.”

    “Bad Wolf?” you query as you walk over to the bad wolf. “But if I bad wolf the bad wolf it should be bad wolf.” You shake your bad wolf as you watch bad wolf at work.

    “Bad Wolf,” bad wolf bad, wolf bad wolf bad wolf.

    Bad wolf, “Bad wolf bad wolf, bad wolf?” Bad wolf. Bad wolf bad, wolf bad wolf! “Bad wolf bad, wolf bad wolf!”

    Bad wolf.

    BAD WOLF END

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    Comments ( 36 )

    #1 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Awww, I was expeting the big bad wolf song :raritydespair:

    #2 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiesad2: Silly me I was expecting to meet Rose...

    :flutterrage: WHY U!

    #3 · 55w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    bad wolf bad wolf, bad wolf bad wolf bad wolf bad wolf!?

    #4 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    totally worth it :pinkiehappy:

    #5 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    So many lawlz.

    #6 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·
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    waaaaaa????

    #7 · 55w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    fricking bad wolf bad wolfed by bad

    #8 · 55w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    BAD WOLF END

    Lulz

    #9 · 55w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    Bad wolf, bad wolf bad wolf; BAD WOLF BAD WOLF... bad wo- AH FUCK THIS!!!

    #10 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Okay this ending was actually funny. :rainbowwild:

    #11 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    #12 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I should have seen the trap, but I am a Doctor Who fan boy, so what do expect?

    #13 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    BAD WOLF EVERR!!!

    #14 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Curse you Bad Wolf! CURSE YOU!!!

    #15 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Gaaaaahhhhhh! What is it with you humans and big shiny red buttons? I'm going to have to re-label my entire - BAD WOLF.

    Bugger.

    #16 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    bad wolf? bad wolf bad wolf bad wolf:pinkiecrazy:

    #17 · 55w, 4d ago · 1 · ·
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    I REGRET BAD WOLF:pinkiehappy:

    #18 · 55w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Hmm why does Whooves have a Bad Wolf button if he dont want it pressed

    #19 · 55w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
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    Of all the wolf that could've bad, it bad to bad wolf.

    #20 · 55w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
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    Is this like that Gunshow comic that made everything go wolf?

    #21 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Aw crud...not dead again...

    #22 · 55w, 3d ago · · ·
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    'Death' Number Three! 'Death' Number Three! WOOOO!!!!!

    #23 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>516711 A VERY astute question my friend.

    #24 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Bad Wolf, Bad Wolf

    Bad Wolf, Bad Wolf

    She arcs across the season, the girl's ability

    Is to destroy the Daleks and warp reality

    It needs evaluation, so let the games begin

    A heinous crime, a show of force

    (a murder would be nice of course)

    Bad Wolf, Bad Wolf

    Bad Wolf, she’s bad

    The evil league of evil is watching so beware

    The grade that you receive’ll be your last, we swear

    So make the bad wolf gleeful, or she’ll make you her b****

    You’re saddled up; there’s no recourse

    It’s “hi-yo, silver!”

    Signed: Bad Wolf.

    TL;DR: It reminded me of the evil overlord (:eeyup:) in Dr. Horrible (I realize a tune can't be transferred through words)

    --Warlord

    ...that evil, death whinny...

    #25 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    :ajbemused::twilightoops::facehoof::duck:

    #26 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Wha... huh?:rainbowhuh: (Repeats bad wolf for one hour.):derpyderp1::derpyderp1::derpyderp1::derpytongue2:

    #27 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ??? Bad Wolf? :applejackconfused:

    #28 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I knew something funny or dangerous would happen, but I was not expecting a paradox *ahem* I mean: bad wolf bad wolf wolf bad wolf bad(question mark) wolf bad bad wolf wolf bad wolf(question mark) bad bad wolf bad! wolf bad wolf bad bad(question mark)!

    #29 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>524397 That . . . was . . . . brilliant. :moustache:

    #30 · 54w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Dafuq?

    :pinkiecrazy:

    #31 · 52w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Why did this happen and where did the random bad wolf  come from?

    #32 · 49w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Yo Dawg, I heard u liek bad wolfs so i put a bad wolf in your bad wolf and bad wolf bad wolf bad wolf

    #33 · 47w, 3d ago · · ·
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    "wolf" ceased to look like a real word eventually here. XD

    #34 · 26w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Bad wolf   Bad wolf? BAD WOLF!? :rainbowderp:

    #35 · 16w, 8h ago · · ·
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    That made me laugh.

    :rainbowlaugh:

    #36 · 11w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>631627

    Apparently you haven't watched Doctor Who.  

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