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GeodesicDragon


I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

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I know I'm gonna love this! Geo and Twilight + shenanigans. Good times, good times.:pinkiehappy:

I knew it was velvet from the very beginning

:facehoof: Did Geo just... accidentally fingerbang and go down on Twilight's mother? He's about to be in for some interesting times (in the sense of the supposed Chinese curse) if anyone finds out. :rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowlaugh: Wow Geo is the one due for a surprise! That's great. :pinkiehappy:

Boy is Geo, will be for a surprise in the morning I can see it now he a bit disappointed that Twilight never came.

Then ask her if she had a good sleep with her replying that it was ok but she really miss him, he asking if he had any 'pleasant' dreams and she look at him confused and embarrass and asking why would she.

Then Geo laugh and tell her to stop joking but stop when see Twilight not laughing along and then got pale when he see Velvet with a loopy smile on her face and with a skip on her walk, before telling them good morning. :rainbowlaugh:

And Geo will be like (did last night I…?!)

Oh, please, please, please tell us there could be a 'the next morning ending' to see how he can fix that mess

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What is the chinese curse? Tho shall be curse to lay with thy mother in law?

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It's typically paraphrased, "May you live in interesting times."

That is to say, Discord, Murphy, and Fate are gonna have a blast with your life.

Interesting twist. I wonder what happens once Twilight puts the pieces together regarding this nighttime comedy of errors.

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Oh…yeah they did,…on the plus side, I think he and his mother in law will get along Juuuuust fine

Geo, your Twilight is in another room!

:applejackconfused::derpyderp1::pinkiegasp::rainbowderp::twilightoops: Oh, my, god. :applejackconfused::derpyderp2::pinkiegasp::rainbowderp::twilightoops:

:facehoof: Oh, Geo, you really fucked up this time.

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Thanks dude and its looks like we are going to get it that next morning chapter after all

5295335 I remember seeing that when Geo said it. what can I say you made a very good point.

:rainbowderp: And with this, my mind is near shattered.

Though, to be fair, that's not been a difficult thing to make happen these days. Well played sir, and looking forward to what else you have in store for us!

Jejejeje, finally! oh thank you for giving us a 'next day' chapter, and now we know from where Twilight horniness come from, like mother like daughter right?

Oh boy and Geo, needs to come clean now, he already told her about what happen and Twilight is no dump she will put 2 and 2 together, and find out, one way or the other.
Oh I can see her face conflicted, and breaking in 2 one laughing of what happen and the other screaming, you give my mother a 'HAND JOB'

She knows Geo wouldn't cheat on her, and she pretty much would had done the same with the role reverse, so anger at him isn't an option neither.

And finally the big finish 'oh god, that mean that me and my mom had the same…ew, ew, ew, ew, oh Celestia please, KILL ME NOW'

Oh…I know what could happen next, Cadence and Shining could give them a surprise visit, Cadence even suggesting a double date, that ever since she was dating Shining she always wanted to had at least one, so she could feel like she is once again baby sitting Twilight, and she always love to see her and Geo all lovely dovey.

:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

Well, Geo. This is a fine mess that you've gotten yourself into. :ajsmug:

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jejeje oh I just had an idea.

'and that kids, is how I meet your grandma'

Oops, I knew Geo pleasured the wrong mare.

Ah…just out of curiosity, Geo is in his piyamas and its heart warming eve when it happen, so…Twilight throw him in his piyamas while it was snowing without a sweater at least?

Also…where will Geo will go? bar is out of the question because of the money, so the train station…hmmm maybe the park?

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He's had a shower, so he won't be wearing PJs. :twilightsmile:

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Ah…but still he will be needing a sweater…although it could be a cute scene if Twilight finds him shaking and warm him up

Well that happened. Make up sex is the best though.

Ah well, was hoping for more shenanigans rather than cold hard truth (like the frozen sidewalk Geo landed on). Still, Twilight's almost too analytical to really go off the deep end over emotions, unlike her going off the deep end over missing deadlines and messing up checklists. Geo's lucky ponies are almost forgiving to a fault for the most part, a human girlfriend would have held a grudge (or gotten a knife to prune a twig and berries) forever.

Look on the bright side Geo, you couldn't possibly buck-up worse than this. Right? :facehoof:

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Ok one…what woman will resort to that kind of violence? No honestly, I know is something extremely severe and in some cases a woma would had held a grudge, but thinking about with the role reverse, if a man stab a woman in the womb because she accidentally give his dad a blow job is something that will get you into jail, if a woman castrated a man somehow that is justify in the same scenario? what? Really people, that kind of stereotypes are bit much.

Then again if it is intended as a joke then forget what I say.

And now that they are going to calm talk about it I hope there will be a pacific solution, and they will never talk about that incident again, I just hope the solution is not Twilight giving Geo dad a blow job, it will make things even but boy o boy will makes things EVEN more awkward on the weeding day.

Oh! now I wonder if Geo and Velvet share a dance while Night and Twilight had that special father daughter dance

I still remember the first time I saw Velvet, it totally blew my away just how much Twily looks like her mother. I was all :pinkiegasp: wow she looks almost exactly like Twilight.

I thought Dusk was an earth pony. I guess I missed something.

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You didn't miss anything, I screwed up. :facehoof:

Fixed!

5855813 Oh so you just proved that you're human in other words. :rainbowlaugh: It happens Geo.

Ah…Geo is not going to jump out of the rooftop…right?

Nope I have no idea what you're talking about Geo. :rainbowwild: :rainbowlaugh:

I'd hate to have to kill him for freezing to death...

It's only awkward if you let it be awkward. Geo needs to get his swag on! ... Or some disco-sounding music and have Rarity give him a 'fro. 'cause yo, don't you know? You don't mess with da 'fro!

What a twist!

Although that was pretty much an anime ending there (teach me your secret technique!). Brilliant!

Wow Geo that was unexpected.

5466900 What is the thing in your avatar?

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