11w, 34mBaby Villains
A fanfic by KimbaTheWhiteLion66
Chapter 6:Princess Celestia, the Babysitter
“Ahh.....” was the sound the sun princess made as warm shower water hit her. She was trying to get rid of the scent of her worst enemy’s bodily fluids. This was just great, her attempt at having a relaxing day was ruined by the one she least expected:Discord, a baby version of him, nonetheless.
“Princess, are you sure you’ll be ok taking care of him by yourself? I can look for some books on caretaking if you’d like! Though I don’t know if I have any books about baby draconequus........” Twilight said, trailing off. It had been a strange day for her. What was originally looking for Apple Bloom turned into the discovery of the God of Chaos being released from his prison, but as a baby. Celestia had made sure to check the garden, it wasn’t there, so the baby here, sitting on her pillow, was Discord himself.
“There is no need to stress yourself out, Twilight Sparkle. I have everything under control” She said, trying to sound rather confident. She was actually very nervous and worried about how this would turn out. She hadn’t seen any anomalies like chocolate rain, cotton candy clouds, floating buildings, buffalo dancing around in ballerina dresses and most importantly, the Elements were still in their proper place, locked away with an enchantment that only Celestia herself could break.
Meanwhile, the baby draconequus was enjoying himself, conjuring up mini-cotton candy clouds and drinking the chocolate milk from them and eating the cloud afterwards. This was making a mess of Celestia’s bed, which she didn’t know yet. She wouldn’t be all to pleased about it, but she’d be more pleased than being urinated on again. Nothing felt more embarrassing to her than being sprayed with her enemy’s urine.
Just then, the shower water was turned off and the sound of the princess getting out of the shower to get dried off and her royal wear back on. She wondered why she bothered wearing it, she was in her own room. At first it was kinda heavy, but over time she got used to it and it became another one of her daily routines. (“Oh well”) She thought. (“At least I’ll have something to entertain me.”) She opened the shower room door and walked out, her mane still soaking wet and down. Twilight Sparkle couldn’t help but smile warmly.
“I’ve never seen your mane down.” She said, looking at the wet, droopy mane of her mentor. Indeed, usually her hair was enchanted with the power to flow freely, which gave off a more regal appearance. Not many ponies knew how it worked or had the mane length to get the full effect.
“Well, it’s not very often you see me right after I’ve taken a shower.” Celestia said with a soft giggle. She then turned her head and noticed the mess Discord was making of her bed. This made her groan in annoyance. If this were some other baby, she wouldn’t be this annoyed and disgruntled, but considering it was Discord, who she didn’t exactly have fond memories of, especially when he broke free and tried to take over her kingdom that she fought him for long ago.
“I’m sorry Princess! I really am! I should have stopped h-” She said, before being silenced by her mentor.
“Everything is alright, it’s just a bed. It’s not like he broke anything irreplaceable” Celestia said, turning away for amount to hide the grimace on her face at the concept. She then turned back and smiled warmly. “So, my faithful student, you may go now. If there is anything you may need feel free to inform me.” She said as she walked to her door and opened it for Twilight.
“Thank you Princess, I’ll be sure to let you know if I find out anything” Twilight said as she exited the room.
Celestia turned around and jumped a bit; Discord was floating right in front of her face. The little baby draconquus giggled, then smiling mischievously.
“Oh no, you are NOT peeing on me again.” She said, very firm. The Discord giggled innocently, looking confused. That wasn’t his intention.
“What is it that you’d like to do now? I guess I’m your mother, for now. “ She said as she looked around. The baby pointed towards a closet and tilted his head. The sun princess became a little nervous. “I don’t have anything in there for you. As a matter of fact, I don’t have any toys for you. I should probably do something about that.” She said, sighing shortly thereafter. “Perfect thing to walk up to one of my servants and say, ‘Hey, can I have some baby toys?’ That will go over well. I pray to the powers that be that this never gets out to the rest of Equestria.”