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Regidar


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In the far off land of Chalklandia, Chalklight Sparkle and her friends all live normal lives.

That is, until one fateful day, their sworn enemies descend upon their lands and change everything...

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Did you snort chalk dust? :rainbowhuh:

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

Interesting and chalky story though.

5128900 what are you a cop

You know, at one point, I was tempted to write a really crazy story. A story that made everyone wonder what the flying fuck was going on.

...

You win.

5128908
No, I sell propane!

Who's got the chalk? Rumble's got the chalk!

2D

5128908

DON'T BE SUCH A NARK NANAKO

But you didn't give Applejack a chalky name!:raritydespair:

That must be some good stuff you're doing.

Shoulda been called "Achalkalypse."

this story makes sense to me.






And That, my dear regidar, is why I am the most fucked up person to live on our planet.

5129024 it wasn't exceptionally confusing :unsuresweetie:

*looks at title*
Probably Regidar
*clicks link*
Well aren't I just a prophet. Put me up there with Jesus.

CHALK?!
CHALK?!
I REMEMBER WHEN THEY INVENTED CHALK!!

5129037 your picture.. It beckons to me.

5129036
Yes. Yes I am. No wait, that's the almighty cthlulu.

PRAISE THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS, AND MAY HE DELIVER US INTO THE TRUE WORLD!! :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

This... this was amazing. I literally have no words other than 'wowholyexclaimationwoohoowhywondrousbeautifulkillmenowfantasticgreatcoolstupendous' right now.

Flutterchalk, Chalkbow Dash, Chalkity, Chalky Pie, and Applejack.

I laughed internally :rainbowwild: :rainbowlaugh:

This reading was amazing and truly gave me a laugh. Rumble is da man. Honestly, good short story though.

5129320 why should I waste time chalkifying a background pony

Was expecting a chalkzone crossover.

Was completely disappointed and bamboozled.

Unfollowed. Unsubscribed. Deleted from friends list. Photograph thrown into fireplace.

I... umm.. I... what?


“Ah, what a glorious day to be drawn!” she said, smiling at the world around her. “The chalk birds are tweeting, the grass is immobile, and Princess Chalklestia was making her rounds through the sky, erasing the sun with her little chalk hooves and redrawing it to ensure the passage of the day.

Care to read that paragraph again?

5129556 oh dear
let me fix that :twilightsheepish:

5129568 Ahh, danke Herr Regidar.

5129574 Ich kanne nicht spreche Deutsche sehr gut.

zel

well fuck you too, regi

Regi's done it again! Only with chalk this time.

In a small town, Chalkville, there lived a unicorn named Chalklight Sparkle; she was best friends with five other chalk ponies: Flutterchalk, Chalkbow Dash, Chalkity, Chalky Pie, and Applejack.

icwutudidthar

5129337 YOU BITCH!!!! AJ is NOT a background pony.

5129582 Nun... das ist schiße.

5129337 And to think you were one of the writers on this site I respected the most

5130785 Nein! :raritydespair:

5130779 prove it

5131031 that was your first mistake

5131083 She os part of the main 6 and all of the fandom thinks so too so NEEYAHHH!!!!

5130785 Some thing something shit? Can you translate that? I know the one word in that only.

5131154 [citation needed]

FimFiction.net.... Y U NO FEATURE THIS!?!?

5131154 AJ is worst pony. Pinkie Pie would be just as bad if she wasn't reality-bending. Tis the fate or Earth ponies.

Oh, and I said "well... that is shit."

5132539 No she is not. Blueblood is worst pony!

5133189 Blueblood, in his defense, was faced with someone who wanted to marry him for his title and nothing more.

Applejack, however, suffers the fatal flaw of not being able to lie. Ever. She'll make a terrible councilor of friendship.

I'm unsure which mistakes are deliberate so I'm just gonna go through the whole story.

Chalklight stepped out into the large white plane that made up, and breathed in the chalk dust that was always present in the air through her large, chalky nostrils.

Made up what?

Chalkight let loose a loud laugh and rolled her eyes in jest

*Chalklight

and the rest of chalkstick corner,

*Chalkstick Corner.

There were erasing everything in sight, destroying all that they could.

*They

“It’s not fair,” Celestia choked out,

Missing the chalk pun.

Cheerilee flipped through the pages if the story

*of

5134458 sadly, they are not deliberate, and are the product of a little thing called "typing fast"
I shall fix
thank you! :twilightsmile:

Rumble was once again then molested at his visit to the psychologist, further reduceing his mental state.
Little did anyone know that as a result he alongside button mash would create the best horror games of all time: amnesia, silent hill, outlast, and five nights at freddys.
He would also become the mlp version of the joker.
The end.

5146426 >button mash
absolutely, cancerifically, and unequivocally horrifying
leave my sight

5146431
......What?
Im sorry but i have no idea what your trying to tell me......
But if its about button mash i can just edit the comment and delete the two words in it that offend you so.

5146439 man I'm just messing with you chill

5146446
..... Ok then...... Just diddint know whetjer i should be insulted or not, mabey im on drugs but you where being very vague on that last comment......
Whatevs im going to keep being a bad ass and posting what i think is sopposed to be funny comments on random storys.

I...
Just because I was in the mood to be baffled, and was expecting to be baffled...
I sought this out and I'm still confused, wondering what possible train of thought...
I can't words right now.

5131083
5130785
xd NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN sowas darf auf gar keinen Fall passieren, sonst wird noch jemand verletzt.
Translate that if you can.

5894996 "NO NO NO NO something may happen in no case anyone else gets hurt."

This is one of those times where I become deeply introspective as I wonder, "Why am I spending my time doing this?"
My only critique is that this story breaks my suspension of disbelief when Celestia erases the sun. This is physically impossible due to the obvious limitation of chalk va eraser. I would also assume her actions to be heretical given this society bigoted against erasers. In part this prose is a reflection into the human person. We all have a world around us which seems stable but can collapse at any moment as signified by the town and the erasers. In this world we repeat the same thing day after day as we, material beings, attempt to get high on material possessions just as the chalkfolk get high on chalk. The board on which the chalk sits was placed by Xenu. This surface, our world, has more dimensions than we exist in but not more than we can experience. You can make anything a metaphor for anything if you try hard enough which is represented by the mug containing the numbers 1, 2, and 3, the first numbers from which the universe was born. Truely this is a time to be alive.

This pleases me

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