Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.
44w, 1hA Little Something for my 500 Subscribers 15 comments · 359 views
45w, 5dMST Links Ahoy! 20 comments · 394 views
46w, 6dTime to Put Riffing to Rest 84 comments · 1,501 views
48w, 2dI'm Back, Bitches! (My apologies for calling you all bitches.) 74 comments · 339 views
54w, 1mHiatus 50 comments · 129 views
69w, 2dBlog-Update-Stuff: Because SOMEBODY Reads Them, Right? (No, mom, you don't count.) 9 comments · 65 views
70w, 3dI Must Be Slowing Down in My Old Age 14 comments · 69 views
73w, 6dCollab Fun-Time 12 comments · 85 views
74w, 3dContext 13 comments · 102 views
76w, 2dGrinning from Ear to Ear 10 comments · 100 views
“That’s… That’s horrible…” Twilight breaks down, beginning to cry. “I should never have brought you here! All you’ve done is-” She stops, staring in confusion at something behind you. “Wait, I thought you…”
You turn around. To your shock and amazement, you see five ponies walking towards you. Five ponies that are no longer various shades of grey, but full of color.
“You said you killed them!” Twilight muttered, her voice now filled with happiness.
“I… I did.” You rub your eyes, unsure if you’re actually seeing what you’re seeing. And… nope, your eyes are working just fine. "I thought I did..."
“Actually,” Pinkie Pie says, “You almost killed all of us! Honestly, do you think anypony is going to actually die in this show? No way!”
“You know the expression, ‘My life flashed before my eyes?’” Rarity adds. “Well, each of us had that experience, and it had precisely the same impact as Twilight’s magic.”
“We all remembered all the good times we've had and how awesome our friendship is, then turned back to normal!” Rainbow Dash explains.
“And now we’re here and ready to kick us some Discord butt!” Applejack exclaims.
“Um… What they said.” Fluttershy concludes.
“That… that’s amazing!” Twilight gives you a knowing smile, as though she's just figured out your big secret. “I bet you had this planned all along, didn’t you?”
“Um… Yes." you reply, "Yes I did.”