“Screw dat sheet!” you say in the most grammatically incorrect manner possible. “I’m not going to work my butt off to get up there! She can come down here instead! I’ll just wait!” You sit down on a rock, a pout on your face as you stare up at Rainbow’s house. Surely she’d have to come out eventually, right?
You should really give yourself credit. Staring at a cloud house for three hours straight without blinking is a pretty amazing feat. However, Rainbow still hasn’t left her house. You feel as though it’s only a matter of time…
You hear a pony sit next to you, but you dare not take your eyes off that house in the off chance that Rainbow rockets out faster than a cat’s projectile hairball. The pony doesn’t move, despite your stony silence.
“What are you doing?” she finally asks. You can tell it was a she because only women ask annoying questions like that. You also feel a tingling sensation in your stomach, as though an intense hatred was directed at you from some source whose origin is not from Equestria.
“I’m watching that house.” you reply.
A moment of silence passes.
“For Rainbow Dash to come out.”
“You may be waiting a long time.”
“That’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make!” you answer her with gusto.
“… Moron.” You hear the pony get up and start walking away.
You wouldn’t allow such an insult to go so easily! You turn to this pony, “Well, I say-” You stop. The pony that’s walking away has a rainbow cutie mark.
Okay, so maybe she was right. Big whoop. She ended up coming to you in the end, right?