Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.
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You begin to sing about the wonders of using canvas bags when going to the supermarket as opposed to using the plastic bags that are provided to you. You then sing about the wonderful environmental impact there would be if everypony would just use those damn canvas bags.
The message is so beautiful you can feel tears starting to run down your face as you finish the last verse, improvising the last five seconds from the pure emotion running through you.
Pinkie stands there, looking shocked.
“Well?” you finally ask. “What have you learned?”
“I…” Pinkie stammers. “I never knew…”
You broke through! Good job!
“It’s all so clear now…” Pinkie continues, wandering over to a cabinet. Opening it, she pulls out a plastic bag. “All this time I’ve been hurting the environment… I’ve been such a meanie… There’s only one thing I can do.”
“That’s great!” you proclaim.
“I must rid the world of my harmful presence.”
“And I’ll die with the very tool I used to harm the poor plants and animals!”
“Er… Maybe you could just start using canvas bags?”
Pinkie Pie slips the bag over her head and tightens it.
“Um… Pinkie Pie? If you aren’t careful, you’re going to-”
“Be quiet, I’m busy suffocating!”
You don’t have the heart to tell her that the bag has more holes than Swiss cheese. “Okay. I’ll just let you work out your problems, okay?”