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RatherHomely's Stories (8)

Immortal
Forever is a long time...
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OH MY GOSH IS THIS THE TITLE!? CAN I NAME IT?! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-
Pinkie Pie, shut up! No you can't name- You already did. Son of a...
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Extremely Terrible and Horrifying Stories
An author's attempt at making gory stories about ponies. It doesn't go very well.
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The Best Most Awesome Radical Character EVER!
A new pony is in Ponyville, and she seems to be practically perfect in everyway! Practically...
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You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic the Gathering
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Of Pinkie Pie and a Wall
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Between a Rock and a Hard Place
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You edge towards her cautiously.

"I understand you must be very confused, so please allow me to explain. I'm..." She stops as you poke her a few times. Your finger doesn't pass through, so you can only assume she actually exists. Just to be safe you give her a quick lick, noting for future references that she tastes just like raisins.

She stares at you for a moment, before slowly raising her hoof to her forehead. “Celestia, why must the universe hate me?” She lowers her hoof and forces a smile. “Okay, I’m going to go into denial about the fact I’ve summoned a complete idiot to help me. Let’s start over. I’m glad you’re here. I need your help.”

> She's real. Guess you should help her out to make up for the fact that you just licked her. Weirdo.

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