Your mouse cursor hovers over the link for a few moments before you move it a way. You smile smugly; you’re way too smart for this anonymous messenger. You reckon you could be smarter than a fifth grader, but you aren’t quite sure.
Enough of the internet! It bores you!
And so, you stand, leaving your computer behind. You go on to get a degree in engineering, applying your knowledge of construction in many ways (like building stuff), kinda like that guy from The Fountain Head. You know that book? Interesting ideas, but damn, it was pretentious!
Sorry, back to you.
You go on and live happily ever after with five children (presumably your kids).
THE END (Wow, wasn’t that a thrill ride?)