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RatherHomely's Stories (8)

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Your mouse cursor hovers over the link for a few moments before you move it a way. You smile smugly; you’re way too smart for this anonymous messenger. You reckon you could be smarter than a fifth grader, but you aren’t quite sure.

Enough of the internet! It bores you!

And so, you stand, leaving your computer behind. You go on to get a degree in engineering, applying your knowledge of construction in many ways (like building stuff), kinda like that guy from The Fountain Head. You know that book? Interesting ideas, but damn, it was pretentious!

Sorry, back to you.

You go on and live happily ever after with five children (presumably your kids).

THE END (Wow, wasn’t that a thrill ride?)

> Back to the beginning.

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Ambassador_Derpius

#1 · 48w, 4d ago ·

*You go on and live happily ever after with five children* fuck bad ending.

D G D Davidson

#2 · 48w, 4d ago ·

Good career, big family . . . I think I just got the best ending. :pinkiehappy:

King Rhaegas Targaryen

#3 · 48w, 4d ago ·

the only way this ending could turn out bad is if your last name is stark.

Deltathewolf

#4 · 48w, 4d ago ·

Dammit, don't you kids have your own homes?! Why are you mooching off of me all the time?!

neutralmilk

#5 · 48w, 4d ago ·

I can tell already this is going to be one of the funniest fics I've ever read :rainbowlaugh:

Anyone who can mention Ayn Rand comically in a pony fanfiction deserves a fave.

WorldWalker128

#6 · 48w, 4d ago ·

FIVE children?! I can see having maybe three, four if I win the lottery, but FIVE?! Not in today's economy! :twilightoops:

Falafox

#7 · 48w, 3d ago ·

And you entered a merecenary team and you became a red team guy.

A spy sapped your sentry and backstabed you.

Fin.

A Chess Piece

#8 · 48w, 3d ago ·

This is a good ending to me, except for the five children part.

:facehoof:

Radical Prescott

#9 · 48w, 3d ago ·

Building, a girlfriend, and five presumably Human children... Hell no! I want 20 years of the Army then retiring to Ponydom, games, friends, privacy, and the afterlife.

Rainbow_Dashtruction

#10 · 48w, 3d ago ·

No, I would never have kids, abortions ftw

Mossy Mare

#11 · 48w, 3d ago ·

Engineering!? :pinkiesick: I'll take botany over that any day!

Charavath

#12 · 48w, 3d ago ·

>>770618770618 that would make this ending better.

RedvsBlue327

#13 · 48w, 3d ago ·

5 children? Crap, this must be our punishment for not going on an adventure.

Jking, actually, my parents have 5 kids, (including myself) and really, it isn't that bad. I don't know what you guys are going on about.

... unless they're all like my third brother... then just kill me now.

Angelson1992

#14 · 48w, 3d ago ·

You know what? I like this ending. Successful and skilled fair paying job, large family, even married. I could live with that quite happily.

Rontio

#15 · 48w, 3d ago ·

>>777646777646

I don't see the word "marriage" in there, bud.

Goldy

#16 · 48w, 2d ago ·

Alternate Ending to this ending:

"At the age of 72, you get struck by lightning. In the hospital, your 3rd wife slaps you in the face and you die. TEH END"

Larsen

#17 · 48w, 1d ago ·

I win at life :pinkiehappy:

Edmar Fecler

#18 · 48w, 1d ago · 1

Well at least it didnt end with our guy taking a plushie out on a date to subway, beating up the manager, then getting shot by a cop who steals your sandvich. :ajbemused: