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Dash The Stampede


That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

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Sweetie_Belle.jpg is a fantastic file, doing her duty and sending electronic heart attacks into the populace at large. But her life isn't all copy and paste, there's trouble in Equestria.zip, and only Sweetie_Belle.jpg can restore peace to the numerous files and codes in Cheerilee's_Classroom.exe

Sweetie_Belle.jpg will travel far and wide to solve the mystery of the corrupted Diamond_Tiara.png, with her friends at her side: Flightless_Chicken.gif and Apple_Bloom.png

This is their story.


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[This is]..one of the most bizarre yet internally coherent stories I have ever read. - PresentPerfect

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Comments ( 83 )

This is so beautifully nerdy and fun! Write MOAR!!!!!!!!!:flutterrage:

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And to think, I don't even know what half of the things mean for the computer files. Like png, gif, .dat, I'm clueless when it comes to technology.:ajsleepy:

So I must've done it right. :rainbowkiss: However, this was a one-off, nothing more here. Sorry:twilightblush:

And then they went to war with the sound files. They fought bitterly, but in the end couldn't stand up to the constant barrage of .wav and .ogg

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BTW, have you taken a look at my fic yet?

This actually reminds me of one of those Stickman vs Computer animations.

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I have not, but if you go here, you can spread the word all you like. Thanks for reading!:yay:

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I was thinking of those when writing the arrow!:pinkiegasp:

Definitely part of my influence, those.

This was ingenious...and hilarious!

My inner Ned (my entire being) cries out for more

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I might be able to plan further adventures when I'm further along in my other stories, but for now, it's a one-shot. Sorry. But thanks for reading!:twilightsmile:
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Thanks! I was struck by the inspiration, and had to let it out.:pinkiehappy:

*likes and faves instantly* This is so creative!:pinkiehappy: Love the Animator vs. Animation similarities with the arrow! I love how toiling of created an entire universe of computer files!

You should write more like this!

Oh my God, dude.
Faving this SO hard! :pinkiehappy::yay:

That was sheer brilliance.

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Thank you SO much! I totally didn't mean to shit out literary genius, I mean, sometimes it forces its way out. :trollestia:

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Thanks! I actually pulled a lot of inspiration from the idea to make this universe here. I figured enough people knew it so it'd be relatable

Awww, that can't be it! I want to see Sweetie_Belle.jpg, Flightless_Chicken.gif, and Apple_Bloom.png go on moar epic adventures! Please continue this!

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Okay, okay! Geez, don't gotta push the gun so far into my chest, I'll make more!:derpytongue2:

Right after I get more inspiration. :rainbowlaugh:

More please. :pinkiehappy:

I can't even... My sides... Dear god yes :rainbowlaugh:

Without the almighty Admin spell,

Which is probably "admin".

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Nooo.
Puny mortals have no understanding of a real passcode.

It's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

aCB

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That's incredible! That's the same combination I have on my luggage! :pinkiegasp:

One of the most perplexing yet perfectly pleasant plays I've had the pleasure of perusing.

Oh man I didn't even realize that it was YOU until after I finished reading.

This was absolutely FANTASTIC!

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S~Senpai!

I actually got some name inspiration from Swooty Bell, and I read the last update, and the comedy feeling transferred to this. :scootangel:

Thank you so much!:yay:

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So I MAY end up making a small comic and or animation based on this if you're ok with that.

I can't help but wonder how SweetAI Belle would react to this...

As for my reaction, I think I will run favorite.exe immediately. Thanks for writing! :twilightsmile:

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Oh gosh, I didn't even realize that was a user! :pinkiegasp:
Shizz, hope they'd approve.:unsuresweetie:

From what little I think I know, I'm sure SweetAI would give this story approval.
Hmm... Would you mind if I sent the link to this story on their userpage? :trixieshiftright:

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Sure! More promotion's never a bad thing. :rainbowkiss:

This was really freaking cute I loved it. Eekk! Read it all the way through. :D

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I didn't get it. I'm not really a programmer or computer freak. :rainbowhuh:

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It's a Romantically Apocalyptic joke, anyway. At one point there's a weird medieval thing and we're shown "the word of Mod", /r schoolbus.
Which spawns a schoolbus.

I've only read the description, and I'm already laughing my fricken ass off!

And now I'm laughing harder!

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That was a fun story, though I think I must be in a different kinda computer. There aren't any of these places with colons in 'em, and programs don't have exe in them and are usually in the user bin. um, /usr/bin, I think?

I enjoyed it, anyways. Where was Silver Spoon, though? Maybe she got corrupted before Diamond? Of course, you could write about Flutter.bat, too...

--Sweetie Belle

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about Flutter.bat, too...

I love you so much right now. :heart:

5113167 Well, hello there! I'm glad you liked it. As far as names of places and stuff, I actually dug around my laptop to find the proper terms.

Silver never really played an important part, as I like to imagine she has been corrupted already. Of course, you're free to make your own idea on what happened to her.

Now, would you be terribly upset if I wanted to use Flutter.bat in my next one?

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Thanks!

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You can write about Flutter.bat next if you want. I'd suggest having Sweetie.bat too, but given we already have Sweetie_Belle.jpg, that might be redundant...

--Sweetie Belle

Will track. The premise is pure genius. :pinkiehappy:

CCC

Wonderful. :twilightsmile:

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These are jokes that should've gotten more upvotes. :pinkiesad2:

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I should probably look up what .bat means:facehoof: But thank you for reading and dropping a comment!
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Thanks! I've marked this one complete, but I'm planning a couple sequel one-shots. Stay tuned for more!

I'll upvote this, and I know that it isn't supposed to make sense, but inconsistency of the extensions and computer stuff annoyed me.

Wouldn't the virus still exist, because it's now in Apple_Bloom.png as well? Surely deleting Diamond_Tiara.png wouldn't have gotten rid of it because it had a new file to hide in.

Also, is Twilight a gif? I can imagine Twilight_Sparkle.gif being just as hilarious as Flightless_Chicken.gif.

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