- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -
A day together on the farm with Applejack is all that Rarity could ask for, and more. But good-natured teasing can go too far, and words can bring painful memories to the surface. Rarity struggles not only to console Applejack, but to help the broken mare overcome a past full of shame and regret.
Well, sorta.
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OH GOD I AM LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY!
Absurd humor! The best humor of all!
THE PEGASI LMAO
THE PEGASI
Oh gods...that ending!
…
It's the inbreeding. It has to be.
So... everybody's gay now??? And the whole apple family is incredibly stupid? WHAT???
Oh gosh. Just reread the ending. THE PEGASI. Wat?
This was rather strange.
Silly Applejack
I really liked this
I came into this with different expectations ...
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES!
I am so lucky that no one was wround to see me laughing like an idiot at work.
I am seriously tempted to make like 100 other accounts just to thumb this up more.
Oh my lord. That went from perfectly adorable shipping to WTF?!?! so beautifully. I doff my hat to you, sir and/or madam.
Really trying not to laugh out loud and wake my roommates
I really wish there was more I could do than put this in my favorite list and give it a thumb up; I thought you did amazing with the premise; the dialogue was really well done and the way you changed gears halfway through really kicked me sideways.
Anyway, I just wanted to say that I really liked this.
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....The fuck?
Why is this so perfect.
Well. That got weird fast.
...Ow my brain...
This is the worst story ever!
Seriously, i would favorite the shit out of it because of the sheer stupidity of it. Alas, i don't like favoriting one-shots!
I'm reading through expecting some sort of legitimate traumatic experience, with hopes of myself being enlightened, but then that shit comes up and i have to wonder how they even got up there in the first place and why.
What makes it worse is having to go back to make sure the two pegasus referred to are actually her parents, rather than some random ones that just so happen to walk by...
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Hooves don't work that way.
Duuuude, I think i pulled a muscle in my cheek from grinning.
Awesomely executed, sir or madam!
OHHH my lord. That was a fantastic story, absolutely FILLED with funny gags.
PLEASE write more like this
My head hurts from laughing.
I keep thinking about this, trying to figure out some subtle meaning behind the story itself.
*A.J.
You scrub.
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I think I'm done here.
11/10 wood bang
Nice job, Father Pav.
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Fite me 1v1
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imma bash ur face in so hard that imma bash ur face in
WHAT. THE. FUCK. XD
The absurdity, just... Brilliant.
Of all the endings I expected for such a story, this was certainly amongst the least.
Oh gawd, that was glorious...
This was a really enjoyable story and I can't remember last time a fic actually made me laugh like.
But despite all the humour and silly gags, this was a really cute Rarijack story. Thank you for all the laughter, really made my day.
PFFF.
You are a very, very silly pony, and this is delightful
That sequence of absurd revelations…
Was not expecting that... at all xD I loled
I am so confused with the ending.....
Wot
What the metaphorical fuck?
I have no comment.
Oh my FUCKING CELESTIA!?!?? THE APPLE FAMILY ARE ALL IDIOTS!
This was gorgeous. 10/10, for sure.
I reviewed this story.
You monster.
The review can be found here.
I still reserve the right to throw something at you for making me read something that stupid. But I'm laughing too hard to have good aim D:
So first I was like dawwwww.
Then Twilight came and started talking and I got a smug smile.
Then Apple Jack got pissed and made Rarity cry and I was like "Wow... Fuuuck..."
Then everyone started talking and apologizing, then Twilight went on her weird tangent and I was like "Wow. Fuck."
Then Twilight left and Apple Jack started explaining how she lost her parents and I'm like "Wow... Fuck..."
Then she explains that her parents are done and simply stuck in an apple tree, and I'm like "... Wow, fuck..."
Then Apple Jack simply bucks then out of said tree, and I'm like "... Wow... FUCK."
Now they just took off flying because they're Pegasai and that is in fact a thing they do what with their wings and hollow bones and such. And now I'm just sitting here like ".................... WOOOW, FUUUCK!!!"
To summarize this story and it's twists and turns:
Wow. Fuck.
This is glorious. I can't, just, wow. And that ending.
Hard to go wrong with cutesy turned feels turned DAFUQ! Bonus points for goth Apple Bloom.
Thumbs up from me.
Wat.
After reading this, it suddenly seems possible that in Pav's other fic "A fork in time" Glitter-Flank is really Celestia's potted fern
Both stories have the same tags, after all.
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My mind is so full of fuck..
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS FUCKING STORY THOUGH. U MADE ME SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING
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You're most certainly welcome.
The switch in tone that happens two-thirds of the way through this fic is so sudden and massive it gave my brain whiplash.
I mean, it's hilarious, and it's a rare writer that can pull the carpet out from under a readers' feet so nimbly and continue on without so much as a stumble, but still...you are wicked ;)
Coming back to this story once again, something that I used to laugh quite heartily at... is something I still did on the first revisit.
On another revisit, however, I do actually have a minor quip; how in the world didn't Rarity pick up that Applejack was implying that her parents were still up in a tree, considering that that was the topic that they'd been talking about just then?
Or maybe it's just me; I mean, the shock from the implication might've been enough to put the thought off for a moment and Applejack didn't sound so damn crazy just about yet, so... yeah.
Basically, it's still a fantastic farce of a story; just somewhat got thrown off by that bit.
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You mean, around this point of the story?
AJ trails off here, so (just like half the fandom) Rarity assumes that AJ's parents must have passed away. They got stuck in the tree, ran out of things to eat, couldn't get down ("Hooves don't work that way"), and starved. A confusing and narmy fate, but Applejack is clearly distraught, so Rarity doesn't challenge it at first.
When it's later clarified that no no, they're still totally alive and could theoretically be rescued with a ladder, that's when Rarity flips out.
And thank you! It's touching to hear this was worth a reread, years later.
7434304 Ahhhhhhh, so that's why she thought that way.
Well, theoretically they could have just been sensible and brought a ladder, but hooves and wings just dun done work that way. :P
You're welcome! It was a nice read and I'm glad that something so mindbogglingly dumb, and smart about its dumbness/absurdity, exists. :D
Why is it always Applejack who gets handed the idiot ball?
It was funny, don't get me wrong, I'm just saying 2nd best pony gets a bad rep.