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When you're already as perfect as the Great and Powerful Trixie, there's simply no need for anything else.

First Published
21st Apr 2012
Last Modified
21st Apr 2012
#1 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

I lol'd. More than once, even.

#2 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

This is pure genius. Have a thumbs up, bro.

#3 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

Trixie trixie trixie Trixie trixie? Trixie trixie Trixie! Trixie trixie.

#4 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

I predict this will be featured before 10PM. Let's see if I'm right

#5 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

Wait, Trixie Pie invited every what in Whereville?

Obselescence
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#6 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

>>479491

Good catch. ;)

#7 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

I'm Fission and I approve of this Trixie.

(actually I'll read it later, but Trixie.)

#8 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

-Trixiedon

#9 · 130w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Seth Gusta

#11 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

Featured on EqD in 5... 4.... 3....

#12 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

I'm surprised Spike's name hadn't been changed. Guess it's all the ponies then?

Wait, what does that make the actual Trixie? The one that appears in episode 6?

...damn, that's a lot of Trixies.




...Trixie.

#13 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

I'm Trixie and I find this Trixiequate. Can't wait for more.

#14 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

Trixiepool is very pleased.

#15 · 130w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Ctrl-F on Trixie.......shows up 241 times.

Minus 24 for the ones not in the story....

That's a lot of Trixie. 217 to be exact.

#16 · 130w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

This is Sethisto's wet dream.

#17 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

This is....confusing. :rainbowhuh:

I like it!

#18 · 130w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

... The word "Trixie" was used 217 times excluding the title...

My god.

#19 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

TRIXIE SMOOG has enjoyed this story, immensely.

#20 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

Trixiespeak:That was...:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright: adequate

Normal:THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!

#21 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

>>479489

How many trixies would you like to bet?

#22 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

>>479803

All of them

#23 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

>>479807

Whoa, Trixie! That's 217 Trixies! :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

Hmm. The Great and Powerful Trixie is pleased that sometrixie knows Trixie's work.

>>479603

The 'trixie' in episode 6 is Twilight:twilightoops:

Obselescence
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#24 · 130w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Believe it or not, there were more Trixies before editing.

#25 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

Obselescence, I love you.:heart:

#26 · 130w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Everytrixie is Trixie? That's... genius! UnlicensedTrixie is looking forward to more! :trixieshiftright:

#27 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

You are incredible, sir. I tip my hat to you. Also, you must write Discord Trixie.

#28 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

Trixie Pie is best Trixie. This story is the greatest thing my eyes have ever seen :pinkiehappy: :rainbowlaugh:

#29 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

Trixie Dimmet likes the cut of Trixie's jib. Trixie Dimmet believes this is a story audacious enough to fit Trixie, and shall therefore be favorited.

#30 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

>>479603

Given the reference to the 'Traveling Trixie Sisters', I'm assuming that Actual Trixie got turned into two Trixies here.

#31 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

This is the best thing.

#32 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

So. Much. Trixie.

#33 · 130w, 2d ago · · ·

>>481013 Flim and Flam.

#34 · 130w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Is there a Trixie Doo

#36 · 130w, 1d ago · · ·

I remember reading a story on here that used Pinkie Pie in this role instead... what would happen if the two universes went to war?

#37 · 130w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh, this made me laugh oh so much!

Good show old chap! :moustache:

The one thing that annoyed me off was the sever lack of Fluttertrixie. I realize her character would be hard to trixiefy (I declare this new wrod in the name of Trixie!), but that's what would have made it all the more funny!

#38 · 130w, 1d ago · · ·

I liked it, it was fun and entertaining.

But I fear you may have opened a can of worms.

#39 · 130w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

...SETH! HOW MUCH DID YOU BRIBE THIS AUTHOR TO WRITE A FAN-TRIXIE ABOUT TRIXIE TRIXIE?!

TRIXIEEEEEEE :twilightangry2:

PresentPerfect
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#40 · 130w, 1d ago · · ·

What

Did I just read

:trixieshiftleft:

#41 · 130w, 1d ago · · ·

I bet the Trixies reproduce by budding.

#42 · 130w, 1d ago · · ·

Totally faved! :heart::heart::heart::trixieshiftright::heart::heart::heart:

#43 · 130w, 18h ago · · ·

Oh my god, that was amazing. A universe where everypony is Trixie must not be a very nice place to live. I can't help but be reminded of that Monty Python sketch were everyone's name is bruce. And also, is it just me, or could this be interperated as what happens when Trixie loses her mind?

#44 · 129w, 6d ago · · ·

>>482914 I get the feeling that Fluttertrixie might be the one friendly Trixie out of the entire town, considering that the Canon Fluttershy is the Element of Kindness & the shyest character on the show. :yay: Well, except for maybe Trixpy Hooves.:derpytongue2: I feel bad for Spike though. Maybe he'll one day be lucky enough to meet Doctor Whooves & become his companion alongside Derpy!

#45 · 129w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

This just got featured on EQD. We all new it was coming.

#46 · 129w, 4d ago · · ·

Beautiful.

:trixieshiftleft:  :trixieshiftright:

#47 · 129w, 4d ago · · ·

Koolertrixie approves of this fanfic heartily, though the lack of Fluttertrixie is a harsh disappointment. For shame!

(Untrixied: THIS WAS AMAZING, PLEASE WRITE MORE.)

#48 · 129w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>485726 Welcome to Trixie's head. Try not to Trixie over the Trixie Trixie on your way in.

#49 · 129w, 4d ago · · ·

This is 100% Haku approved. :trixieshiftright:

#50 · 129w, 4d ago · · ·

I have a feeling spike is going to kill trixie:moustache::trixieshiftleft:

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