"Wait, so you're telling me that you 'accidentally' burned down Canterlot Castle and need to stay with me until it's fixed?"
"Let's just say that Cadance kicked us out before we even showed up."
Celestia "accidentally" burns down Canterlot Castle, forcing her and Luna to stay in Twilight's castle until it's rebuilt. Let's just say that Cadance said "No"
Best shitpost story ever
Featured 1/1/15.
Revived after like 6 years lol.
This is so FUNNYYYY
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unlike your mom
5013083
Really?? I thought this was the cheesiest thing ever
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5013361
It's funny in a cheesy way
Stay.
Redundant much redundant?
Cadance
Looks promising. Work hard and you'll get there.
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Thanks for that. I can't believe I missed that.
5013460
Thanks bro
One more Cadance misspell in the story description.
5013529 Got it
Think about this, Twilight has only ever dealt with Celestia sisterless and probably prankless as well. Her teacher has always been thatt distant bright figure she has looked up to and now with the pair of them off to squat on her couch for a few weeks that worldview iks so going to get tarnished. This is gonna be hilarious!
5013361 But there will be more :?
5015365
Of course there will be! What kind of author would I be if I never finished?
This is not going to end well for twilight. I can just see it.
This is not going to end well for twilight. I can just see it.
5015393 aw yis
... Oh no.
Structurally sound? It sits on the edge of a cliff face. I am stilll tryiing to wrap my head around why that would be a good idea for a capitol, much less a single castle easily burned down by a cake in a oven.
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"Magic"
Solution: Burn down YOUR castle, and go live with Cadance. She may be able to turn down the other two because of Luna, but who is she to turn down her own sister-in-law?
Here are some wise words.
"Growing is inevitable. Growing up is optional."
5018851 good plan! 10/10
5018855 I like that. I basically follow that law. Everyone on here does.
5018898 Yep, I am growing old as well, but growing up?
Quoting AJ: Hmmmm.... nah
This has all the showings of an awesome and hilarious story, so definitely following this
*sees all the groups that a bad story should be in have this story*
*sees the like-dislike ratio*
Ok then
5029805 Wait really?
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I think they thought this was going to suck, then it gets on the popular list.
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They have a video of that, you know.
5029805
Not always the case, man. The ratio doesn't mean good. Almost all of those downvotes are specifically because the parasprite brought it to public attention as a bad fic that got way too much positive feedback and no negative.
This story doesn't seem bad at a glance, and its being added to the other troll groups doesn't necessarily mean much. That's probably where most all of the downvotes came from, in fact. Just remember that any user can add it for any reason they want, and it's going to happen from time to time.
5030898
"downvotes" All 11 of them...
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Exactly. Seems pretty ridiculous when it's being added to badfic groups despite no one even bothering to hit the downvote button. Like I said, anyone can add it, man.
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I think parasprite was just her in usually bitchy mood and spammed this into groups.
I think she should take the week off from Knights.
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This one? I don't know who added it.
The other fic, I've read and given a review for. It doesn't deserve any of those upvotes.
5030898 yeah I know there's a vid for that, I was just too lazy for the embed
That ceiling though.
*Reads description*
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One does not simply burn down a castle made out of stone.
5015393 good chapter a little short but sweet...
That wasn't half bad...
Continue, I am amused thus far.
5037304
What are you talking about?
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Apparently, people seem to like my three year old sense of humor
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5091390
Are you referencing Spongebob?
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Oh! HAAHA YEAH.
I completely forgot about that XD
Yeah, I was referencing Spongebob.
5093075 Then I salute you o great and powerful ceiling!!!
5051397 Meet Celestia and Luna, who can both do half-assed things like that.
I can't wait to see what kind of shit they do to annoy Twi.
5051397 THERMITE. That is all.
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THE CAKE IS THERMITE