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Hey friends, Dubs here! I'm a freelance writer, part time radio broadcaster (89.3 WGSU) and a thirteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day—be kind to strangers!

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Rainbow Dash was just cruising through life, one cupcake at a time. However, after a freak encounter in the kitchens of Sugarcube Corner, the pegasus finds herself faced with something she's never encountered before: love.

However, this is not your average love story. For you see, the object of her affection isn't some handsome stallion with a windswept mane and gorgeous abs. No; her love is a sink.

Now, Rainbow must face the challenges that come with love, all while learning to deal with strange urges, teething children, and dresses.

This fic is also available in French and Italian! Thanks to Bro-Nie and FiMvisible, respectively, for their hard work.

A big thanks to Golden Vision and Pav Feira, my editors! This fic would be even worse without them!

First Published
20th Apr 2012
Last Modified
20th Apr 2012
#1 · 227w, 1d ago · 21 · ·

I'm so sorry.



#2 · 227w, 22h ago · 8 · ·

I haven't even read it, and my mind is going :what:

I'm obliging myself to read this..... tomorrow.

#3 · 227w, 22h ago · · ·

I kind of want to read it but... in love with a sink? huh... I'll read it later.

#4 · 227w, 22h ago · 10 · ·

That was one of the funniest, strangest love stories I have ever read in my life!

#5 · 227w, 21h ago · 6 · ·

Wha...Why...huh?  The hell did...The fuck just happened!?  Awesome story...but...Seriously, the fuck just happened?

#6 · 227w, 21h ago · 6 · ·

What the fu... I dont even... WTF IS HAPPENING!?!?!?

#7 · 227w, 21h ago · 4 · ·


#8 · 227w, 21h ago · 20 · ·

It's official. RD has been shipped with just about everything... Including the kitchen Sink.

#9 · 227w, 21h ago · · ·

This reminds me of a FluttershyxBloomberg shipfic that I once read, except this one is actually funny as intended.

#10 · 227w, 20h ago · · ·

I saw that on Equestria Daily

#11 · 227w, 20h ago · · ·

YYYYEEESSS! Randomness! I'll be back tommorrow! :yay::yay:

Silverstein222 out!

#12 · 227w, 20h ago · 3 · ·


My thoughts exactly! She's been with everypony... "But the Kitchen Sink"... until now. :facehoof:

#13 · 227w, 20h ago · 2 · ·


Well that's not exactly true. I've checked the archives and found that she hasn't been shipped with Zecora... yet. You hear that ship builders, your slipping. Get on it.

#14 · 227w, 19h ago · 1 · ·

What is this I don't even..... Dammit.

#15 · 227w, 18h ago · · ·

I was certain that this was going to be another run-of-the-mill parody, good for a few hearty chuckles and nothing more...

But it turns out that if you isolate it from its premise, this actually stands up as a very well-written and entertaining story in its own right. It's clear that the author has expended a not insignficant amount of thought, time, and effort on making this thing work. Oh yeah, and it was super funny as well. Kudos!

#16 · 227w, 15h ago · 1 · ·

Aw, yeah. :rainbowdetermined2: Serious satire is the best satire. Kudos for not half-assing it just because it's a joke, that just makes it ten times funnier. And I think out goes without saying that I approve of the premise. :trixieshiftright:

#17 · 227w, 13h ago · 1 · ·


#19 · 227w, 12h ago · · ·


Did...did you just draw that? If so, that's awesome.

#20 · 227w, 12h ago · · ·


Nope, t's an old one by cartoonlion

#21 · 227w, 11h ago · · ·

Is it just me? or is the ad bellow the story for a kitchen sink?

#22 · 227w, 10h ago · · ·

I swear, I read about this on a 4chan thread...lordy, it came true...

#23 · 227w, 9h ago · · ·

Just finished reading it

Why can't I stop laughing

#24 · 227w, 8h ago · · ·


#25 · 227w, 7h ago · · ·

>>475368 Weirdly enough, I think I saw the same thread. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry

As for the story: brilliant. You took a weird concept and than ran with it under serious conditions. RDXSink 4evar (even if he gave her tetanus...)

#26 · 227w, 6h ago · · ·

I am laughing SO HARD right now.  And I CAN'T STOP.

You, sir, win the entire Internet.


#27 · 227w, 6h ago · · ·

I honestly love fics like this, where the subject matter is taken seriously, despite it being completely out-of-this-universe ridiculous. It adds all the more to the comedic aspect of it. Great job!

#28 · 227w, 4h ago · · ·

That. Was. AWESOME!!! And weird. And totally perfect. :derpyderp1: still don't know what just happened, but I'm really happily confused.

Excellent story. :moustache:

#29 · 227w, 56m ago · 1 · ·

This was hilarious.

Then the ending.


#30 · 227w, 15m ago · · ·

This was so funny! I actually had to take a few breaks to catch my breath.

But the weird thing is that this is actually possible and has hapened #4 on this list


Now don't you feel bad for laughing? :ajsmug:

#32 · 226w, 6d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: oh god, that was the funniest thing i've ever read!

#33 · 226w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

I’ve read enough fanfiction to know that you can be with anypony in the whole entire world!

Normally I don't approve of Pinkie breaking the fourth wall, mostly because it isn't half as fun as you buckers think, but this, this is goddamn hilarious! As is, of course, rest of the fic. It contains all the standard elements of a shipping fic, only twisted in a sick and wrong fashion. Wonderful!

#34 · 226w, 6d ago · · ·

:fluttercry: that was the most... most romantic fanfic ever :fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry:

#38 · 226w, 5d ago · · ·

:rainbowwild: : The reason I am with a sink . . .


Seriously though, she is either confused about her sexuality, or she just a pony who like to fornicate with. . . .everything.

#40 · 226w, 5d ago · 6 · ·


No, you're not :D

#41 · 226w, 5d ago · 2 · ·

This is PRETTY good, but obviously non-canon.

I mean, seriously, in this fic Dash is STRAIGHT?  

Come on... that's just breaking the suspension of disbelief.

#43 · 226w, 5d ago · · ·

This has got to be the biggest serving of WAT I have ever witnessed.

#44 · 226w, 5d ago · · ·


I dont even.....

what happened? my mind is blank... anyone got mind bleach btw......

#45 · 226w, 5d ago · · ·

I didn't read the whole description. I don't regret it, because if I did, I'd probably think it's too silly to read. This way, I just came inside to see what metaphor does a sink stand for in relationship between Pinkie and Dash (I expected that pairing).

I have no regrets. :rainbowderp:

#46 · 226w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

I was in love with a sink once.....it broke my heart...ill read this tomorrow

#47 · 226w, 5d ago · 1 · ·


#48 · 226w, 5d ago · · ·

That last part...

funny, funny stuff! :rainbowlaugh:

#49 · 226w, 5d ago · · ·

That's shameful bro. :pinkiesick: Made the rest of the shipping fics look stupid. Anyway, Sink is best appliance. :rainbowkiss:

#50 · 226w, 5d ago · · ·

Is it odd that I was hoping for a clop scene between Dash and Sink?

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