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  • 1w, 2d
    So I Went to ComicCon...

    1 comments · 39 views
  • 9w, 5d
    A PMV Approaches

    Before you ask, yes, I've been writing. I'm just slow. As hell.

    However, there is one thing I've finished recently: a PMV! My first ever, in fact. It uses a song called "Jabberjaw Running Under Water," which you may recognize from this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn1pf0Xi3nU

    That video aired in the late 90's on Cartoon Network, so if you've been watching cartoons for a while, you'll know it.

    I've had the idea for this in my head since the end of Season One, which is why it's mostly comprised of clips from that season. It certainly isn't perfect--I barely know how to use Adobe Premiere, and there are giant letterboxes on the sides. But, considering it's my first, I think it's pretty good.

    Tell me what you think.

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  • 25w, 6d
    WHY

    I'm trying to write pre-Luna Eclipsed Luna.

    why did they have to give her a pseudo-Elizabethan dialect

    it's torturous trying to write it

    "We have heard that thou are in the midst of a trade dispute?”

    IS THAT CORRECT? IT DOESN'T LOOK CORRECT. WHAT IS MY LIFE BECOME THAT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW A CARTOON HORSE PRINCESS USED TO SPEAK BEFORE SHE SPOKE IN THE SHOW

    *goes back to listening to Five Iron Frenzy in his cave*

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  • 30w, 6d
    Something is coming...

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  • 31w, 2d
    "War of Erinn"

    So, I've got another blog for you beautiful people, because that's a thing I do now I guess??? At least, while I wait for Equestria Daily to catch up with their pre-reading queue... *snicker snicker*

    I was cleaning my house today, and I stumbled upon a bunch of folders and notebooks from middle school. In one of these folders was a document I vaguely remember writing in about 6th Grade, entitled "War of Erinn." As far as I can remember, it's the first story that I ever wrote in my life. I had just read the first six books in the Warrior Cats series in about a week, and was on a "military civilization" kick. As per expectations, it's pretty bad.

    Let's read it! Everything is transcribed exactly from the original.


    War of Erinn

    By William Antonelli

    It was a peaceful night in the land of Erinn. One cloaked man patrolling the Chetland Woods noticed the tranquil night the most. He had long black hair, which could be barely seen under his hood. There had been sightings of axe-men from Abados, and enemy nation, so he was patrolling the woods. Suddenly he heard a rustling in the bushes. Instinctively, the cloaked man drew his long sword and pointed it at the bushes. "Who's there?" He yelled.

    "Show yourself!" He shouted again. Just as he was about to swing his sword at the sound, a young boy, no older than 10, came out. "Erinn, it's just me! You wouldn't kill your apprentice, would you?" The young boy replied. "Kastor! What are you doing out so late? Especially on a patrol path; I was about to cut your head off!" Erinn scolded. "But I wanted to fight with you! I mean, if you find anything. I have my sword and armor ready!" He replied.

    "My patrol is over. Come, I will walk you home." Erinn said shaking his head. He sheathed his sword and walked home with Kastor. His arrogance is getting bad... Erinn thought.   The next day, Erinn woke up to Agama, his mentor and godfather, standing over him. Of course, Erinn screamed. "Get up. Ajax needs to see you." Agama said firmly. Ajax was the military organizer. He arranged training and patrols. (But he and Erinn didn't really get along..) "Yes. I see thank you Agama." As Erinn was getting dressed, he thought of Kastor. He's approaching his 12th birthday. This must be about his late apprenticeship...

    He was approaching Ajax who at sight gave a slight sneer. In the same deep voice Erinn heard everyday, he said, "So, how's that miserable excuse for a warrior? He ready for the real thing? I doubt it, after being trained by cushy royalty." Erinn bit back a nasty response and just said, "Yes. He is ready." Just as Ajax was going to respond a big crash was heard from outside. As he opened the door, an elder warrior, Korodine, fell through, dead. A rock was lodged in his stomach, and an arrow in his head. Everyone looked outside, and they saw an army made up of at least 500 soldiers approaching. Leading them was a general who everybody recognized all too well. General Malargi, and fierce warrior and Ajax's rival.

    The army was already picking off villagers and gatherers, right when the town bell, which signals all villagers to hide, was rung. But, it looked like it didn't apply to Kastor. Erinn could see him head to head with a peltast, just exchanging blows. Erinn ran out and killed the peltast with a blow to the head. "Erinn! I'm sorry for disobeying orders, but that guy came into my house! Had to fight him!" Kastor pleaded. "I know. Let's go. I did say that we would fight together someday!

    Agama was gone fighting. But who was he fighting? Melargi! Agama was just using his fists, while Melargi was using a spear. Agama gave Melargi a blow to the head, which sent him flying. Agama went over to Melargi to check when the corpse bolted up and stabbed Agama just before dying.

    Agama fell to the ground just as Erinn screamed. "NO!" Erinn screamed. He then gripped his sword tightly with both hands, and yelled. He turned around and killed the man behind him. The battle continued until the Abados soldiers retreated. Nurses rushed out onto the scene looking on everyone's wounds. The next day, the nation held a burial for all the soldiers that died. Agama was one of them. "Agama...you were my mentor and friend. Rest peacefully." Erinn said solemnly. After that, things took a lighter tone, and Kastor's warrior ceremony took place. Erinn stood by him while he took the ceremony. That night, they went on patrol together, and Kastor looked the happiest he'd ever been.


    Tune in next time for some more "Things That Aren't Full Stories But I'm Going to Post Them Anyway!"

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Rainbow Dash was just cruising through life, one cupcake at a time. However, after a freak encounter in the kitchens of Sugarcube Corner, the pegasus finds herself faced with something she's never encountered before: love.

However, this is not your average love story. For you see, the object of her affection isn't some handsome stallion with a windswept mane and gorgeous abs. No; her love is a sink.

Now, Rainbow must face the challenges that come with love, all while learning to deal with strange urges, teething children, and dresses.


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Yeah...

A big thanks to Golden Vision and Pav Feira, my editors! This fic would be awful without them!

First Published
20th Apr 2012
Last Modified
20th Apr 2012
#1 · 130w, 5d ago · 13 · ·

I'm so sorry.

...

:rainbowwild:

#2 · 130w, 5d ago · 5 · ·

I haven't even read it, and my mind is going :what:

I'm obliging myself to read this..... tomorrow.

#3 · 130w, 5d ago · · ·

I kind of want to read it but... in love with a sink? huh... I'll read it later.

#4 · 130w, 5d ago · 6 · ·

That was one of the funniest, strangest love stories I have ever read in my life!

#5 · 130w, 5d ago · 4 · ·

Wha...Why...huh?  The hell did...The fuck just happened!?  Awesome story...but...Seriously, the fuck just happened?

#6 · 130w, 5d ago · 5 · ·

What the fu... I dont even... WTF IS HAPPENING!?!?!?

#7 · 130w, 5d ago · 2 · ·

Seriously?:facehoof::rainbowlaugh:

#8 · 130w, 5d ago · 13 · ·

It's official. RD has been shipped with just about everything... Including the kitchen Sink.

#9 · 130w, 5d ago · · ·

This reminds me of a FluttershyxBloomberg shipfic that I once read, except this one is actually funny as intended.

#10 · 130w, 5d ago · · ·

I saw that on Equestria Daily

#11 · 130w, 5d ago · · ·

YYYYEEESSS! Randomness! I'll be back tommorrow! :yay::yay:

Silverstein222 out!

#12 · 130w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>474210

My thoughts exactly! She's been with everypony... "But the Kitchen Sink"... until now. :facehoof:

#13 · 130w, 5d ago · 2 · ·

>>474308

Well that's not exactly true. I've checked the archives and found that she hasn't been shipped with Zecora... yet. You hear that ship builders, your slipping. Get on it.

#14 · 130w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

What is this I don't even..... Dammit.

#15 · 130w, 5d ago · · ·

I was certain that this was going to be another run-of-the-mill parody, good for a few hearty chuckles and nothing more...

But it turns out that if you isolate it from its premise, this actually stands up as a very well-written and entertaining story in its own right. It's clear that the author has expended a not insignficant amount of thought, time, and effort on making this thing work. Oh yeah, and it was super funny as well. Kudos!

#16 · 130w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

Aw, yeah. :rainbowdetermined2: Serious satire is the best satire. Kudos for not half-assing it just because it's a joke, that just makes it ten times funnier. And I think out goes without saying that I approve of the premise. :trixieshiftright:

#17 · 130w, 5d ago · · ·

OH GOD WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING

#19 · 130w, 5d ago · · ·

>>475006

Did...did you just draw that? If so, that's awesome.

#20 · 130w, 5d ago · · ·

>>475031

Nope, t's an old one by cartoonlion

#21 · 130w, 5d ago · · ·

Is it just me? or is the ad bellow the story for a kitchen sink?

#22 · 130w, 5d ago · · ·

I swear, I read about this on a 4chan thread...lordy, it came true...

#23 · 130w, 5d ago · · ·

Just finished reading it

Why can't I stop laughing

#24 · 130w, 5d ago · · ·

wat.

#25 · 130w, 5d ago · · ·

>>475368 Weirdly enough, I think I saw the same thread. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry

As for the story: brilliant. You took a weird concept and than ran with it under serious conditions. RDXSink 4evar (even if he gave her tetanus...)

#26 · 130w, 4d ago · · ·

I am laughing SO HARD right now.  And I CAN'T STOP.

You, sir, win the entire Internet.

:yay:

#27 · 130w, 4d ago · · ·

I honestly love fics like this, where the subject matter is taken seriously, despite it being completely out-of-this-universe ridiculous. It adds all the more to the comedic aspect of it. Great job!

#28 · 130w, 4d ago · · ·

That. Was. AWESOME!!! And weird. And totally perfect. :derpyderp1: still don't know what just happened, but I'm really happily confused.

Excellent story. :moustache:

#29 · 130w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

This was hilarious.

Then the ending.

WAHT TEH FCUK!?

#30 · 130w, 4d ago · · ·

This was so funny! I actually had to take a few breaks to catch my breath.

But the weird thing is that this is actually possible and has hapened #4 on this list

Wikipedia

Now don't you feel bad for laughing? :ajsmug:

#31 · 130w, 4d ago · · ·

>>477357

mygod.jpg

#32 · 130w, 4d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: oh god, that was the funniest thing i've ever read!

#33 · 130w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

I’ve read enough fanfiction to know that you can be with anypony in the whole entire world!

Normally I don't approve of Pinkie breaking the fourth wall, mostly because it isn't half as fun as you buckers think, but this, this is goddamn hilarious! As is, of course, rest of the fic. It contains all the standard elements of a shipping fic, only twisted in a sick and wrong fashion. Wonderful!

#34 · 130w, 4d ago · · ·

:fluttercry: that was the most... most romantic fanfic ever :fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry:

#35 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

...

#38 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

:rainbowwild: : The reason I am with a sink . . .

Seriously though, she is either confused about her sexuality, or she just a pony who like to fornicate with. . . .everything.

#40 · 130w, 3d ago · 4 · ·

>>473220

No, you're not :D

#41 · 130w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

This is PRETTY good, but obviously non-canon.

I mean, seriously, in this fic Dash is STRAIGHT?  

Come on... that's just breaking the suspension of disbelief.

#43 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

This has got to be the biggest serving of WAT I have ever witnessed.

#44 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

....Dafuq?

I dont even.....

what happened? my mind is blank... anyone got mind bleach btw......

#45 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

I didn't read the whole description. I don't regret it, because if I did, I'd probably think it's too silly to read. This way, I just came inside to see what metaphor does a sink stand for in relationship between Pinkie and Dash (I expected that pairing).

I have no regrets. :rainbowderp:

#46 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

I was in love with a sink once.....it broke my heart...ill read this tomorrow

#47 · 130w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

whyboner

#48 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

That last part...

funny, funny stuff! :rainbowlaugh:

#49 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

That's shameful bro. :pinkiesick: Made the rest of the shipping fics look stupid. Anyway, Sink is best appliance. :rainbowkiss:

#50 · 130w, 3d ago · · ·

Is it odd that I was hoping for a clop scene between Dash and Sink?

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