I'm so sorry.

...

I haven't even read it, and my mind is going :what:

I'm obliging myself to read this..... tomorrow.

I kind of want to read it but... in love with a sink? huh... I'll read it later.

That was one of the funniest, strangest love stories I have ever read in my life!

Wha...Why...huh?  The hell did...The fuck just happened!?  Awesome story...but...Seriously, the fuck just happened?

What the fu... I dont even... WTF IS HAPPENING!?!?!?

Seriously?

It's official. RD has been shipped with just about everything... Including the kitchen Sink.

This reminds me of a FluttershyxBloomberg shipfic that I once read, except this one is actually funny as intended.

I saw that on Equestria Daily

YYYYEEESSS! Randomness! I'll be back tommorrow!

Silverstein222 out!

>>474210474210

My thoughts exactly! She's been with everypony... "But the Kitchen Sink"... until now.

>>474308474308

Well that's not exactly true. I've checked the archives and found that she hasn't been shipped with Zecora... yet. You hear that ship builders, your slipping. Get on it.

What is this I don't even..... Dammit.

I was certain that this was going to be another run-of-the-mill parody, good for a few hearty chuckles and nothing more...

But it turns out that if you isolate it from its premise, this actually stands up as a very well-written and entertaining story in its own right. It's clear that the author has expended a not insignficant amount of thought, time, and effort on making this thing work. Oh yeah, and it was super funny as well. Kudos!

Aw, yeah. Serious satire is the best satire. Kudos for not half-assing it just because it's a joke, that just makes it ten times funnier. And I think out goes without saying that I approve of the premise.

OH GOD WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING

>>475006475006

Did...did you just draw that? If so, that's awesome.

>>475031475031

Nope, t's an old one by cartoonlion

Is it just me? or is the ad bellow the story for a kitchen sink?

I swear, I read about this on a 4chan thread...lordy, it came true...

Just finished reading it

Why can't I stop laughing

wat.

>>475368475368 Weirdly enough, I think I saw the same thread. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry

As for the story: brilliant. You took a weird concept and than ran with it under serious conditions. RDXSink 4evar (even if he gave her tetanus...)

I am laughing SO HARD right now.  And I CAN'T STOP.

You, sir, win the entire Internet.

I honestly love fics like this, where the subject matter is taken seriously, despite it being completely out-of-this-universe ridiculous. It adds all the more to the comedic aspect of it. Great job!

That. Was. AWESOME!!! And weird. And totally perfect. still don't know what just happened, but I'm really happily confused.

Excellent story.

This was hilarious.

Then the ending.

WAHT TEH FCUK!?

This was so funny! I actually had to take a few breaks to catch my breath.

But the weird thing is that this is actually possible and has hapened #4 on this list

Wikipedia

Now don't you feel bad for laughing?

>>477357477357

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oh god, that was the funniest thing i've ever read!

I’ve read enough fanfiction to know that you can be with anypony in the whole entire world!

Normally I don't approve of Pinkie breaking the fourth wall, mostly because it isn't half as fun as you buckers think, but this, this is goddamn hilarious! As is, of course, rest of the fic. It contains all the standard elements of a shipping fic, only twisted in a sick and wrong fashion. Wonderful!

that was the most... most romantic fanfic ever

...

Uhhhhhh........

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I lol'd not gonna lie, but WTF?!?!?!

: The reason I am with a sink . . .

Image: http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/e306412ae9043542ed467eb8d9168e6b/89768%20-%20forever_alone%20macro%20rainbow_dash.png

Seriously though, she is either confused about her sexuality, or she just a pony who like to fornicate with. . . .everything.

>>473220473220

No, you're not :D

This is PRETTY good, but obviously non-canon.

I mean, seriously, in this fic Dash is STRAIGHT?  

Come on... that's just breaking the suspension of disbelief.

This has got to be the biggest serving of WAT I have ever witnessed.

....Dafuq?

I dont even.....

what happened? my mind is blank... anyone got mind bleach btw......

I didn't read the whole description. I don't regret it, because if I did, I'd probably think it's too silly to read. This way, I just came inside to see what metaphor does a sink stand for in relationship between Pinkie and Dash (I expected that pairing).

I have no regrets.

I was in love with a sink once.....it broke my heart...ill read this tomorrow

whyboner

That last part...

funny, funny stuff!

That's shameful bro. Made the rest of the shipping fics look stupid. Anyway, Sink is best appliance.

Is it odd that I was hoping for a clop scene between Dash and Sink?

The thing is, this is not actually the weirdest Dash shipfic I've seen.

All together there were a few typos but it was well written. A very strange concept, but the way you wrote it and snuck in each character's separate personalities made it strangely believable. I'm still not sure how I feel about it though.

Oh Sweet Jesus! THIS WAS AMAZING

"Trust me, Dashie. I’ve read enough fanfiction to know that you can be with anypony in the whole entire world! Even me!"

I see what you did there. Very clever.

dafaq.

This is simultaneously the funniest and most arousing thing I've ever read. I just wish there more details with regards to the ponyxsink copulation.

Dear Princess Celestia, I can't stop bucking laughing XD I especially liked when Rainbow Dash got a AIDS like disease from having sex with a sink and the sink wouldn't pay child support XD And when Pinkie said the thing about fanfiction, and when Rainbow Dash got a wingboner and tore up the kitchen, and when she had her fantasy, and when- okay, better way to say this, I LOVED EVERY SINGLE BIT. You my dear sir, hove wrote quite a spectacular piece of writing

Dashie was sooooo cute, getting all flustered infront of the sink

...tyooptyooptyooptyooptyooptyooptyooptyoop...

This is the sound that I'm making right now, as I finish this story.

wat

A tragic story like this deserves a sad tag, in my opinion. At first it may seem silly and random, but when you take a closer look there are hidden layers of sadness. "You can be with anypony in the whole entire world! Even me!" Pinkie said, seemingly as a joke. But it wasn't a joke; it was a come-on by Pinkie, and Dash completely ignored her, breaking the poor mare's heart. This situation is then made worse by Dash's relation with Sink; Pinkie is forced to hide her pain, pretend she's happy, pretend she's supportive of this relationship, all to make sure that even if Dash is not interested in her, she will at least be happy with the sink of her dreams. This already tragic scenario then takes a turn for the worse when Sink gets Dash pregnant, infects her with an STD and then abandons her. Her relationship with the perfidious sink has proved disastrous, and Pinkie is forced to deal with the guilt of enabling Dash to meet with Sink in the first place in addition to her heartbreak.

I haven't even read it yet and my mind has already broken. Well done, I must congratulate you, Dubs Rewatcher. That's a brand new record set right there.

I can't even think of any words to describe how confused I am. Just... What?

EDIT: Now that I have read it:

Wut. This is worse than the time involving time travel, Twilight being shipped with a human and something about the children.

NO. MY HEAD REFUSES TO UNDERSTAND THIS.

>>483926483926

And Pinkie got diabetes

This was AMAZING xD

I was expecting a short but funny clopfic. What I got was an absolutely hilarious, and oddly deep story, and Pinkie Pie being the best wingmare ever.

Bravo.

>>483515483515

Let me guess...it was written by OneTerribleWriter.

I made this JUST FOR THIS FIC.

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>>484421484421

Dear Princess Celestia

Today I learned you can catch a STI and get pregnant from a sink

also Sinks are dirtbags that fail to pay child support

Your Subject

Epslionbear

>>483501483501

Not in the slightest, bro. I was hoping for the exact same thing.

>>484490484490 Like seriously, I don't even care if people make RD a lesbian anymore. At least she has tastes withing HER OWN SPECIES >.<

Kind of ironic that right now I'm writing a self insert with lots of me x RD :b but what can I say, DAT FLANK O_O

This.... I. Don't. Even...........

I applaud you sir for...........this.....uhhh....thing.......(I'm honestly at a loss for words because there isn't anything really wrong with it.)

I think that you have some honestly good writing skill here. Good Work. As for the story itself....I really don't even know where or how to start critiquing that. I think you deserve some real kudos for making something this randomly hilarious though. No offense of course.

... my brain is full of fuck right now.

At the risk of sounding like a common Forum troll...

Still a better love story than Twilight.

>>484845484845

True dat.

best story ever.

There are only so many levels of "what" that you can have before the mind breaks.

How on earth you managed to write this without completely snapping, I doubt i'll ever know.

The scariest part is that it's actually pretty well written... and to my dismay, I find myself wanting more.

I'm going to go sleep for a while now. If I see sinks in my dreams...*shudder*

I, what, I mean......

My brain is full of so many fucks right now.

This was in the most literal use of the term the most incredible thing I've read since I got off that Carlton Mellick binge.

I really liked the story

And now I just have to know:

"Once again, Sink’s glittering frame entered her mind’s eye. He was covered in pink flower petals."

Was I imagening things, or was that an American Beauty reference?

Man, this is the type of idea that deserves a read by itself, but your writing elevates it to another level completely.

The dishwasher is going to be devastated.

Poor guy.

>>485265485265

Poor girl, you mean. She's just gotten a bit bigger since the divorce

"'No, cupcakes!' Pinkie cried. “Come back!”  Ignoring their creator, the cupcake tray proceeded to ricochet around the room, spreading bits of cupcake and frosting everywhere."

The created will always rebel against their creators.  This proves it.

Also that fic was hilarious,  Rainbow should have talked to Miss Dishwasher first then she would have known what a scumbag Mr. Sink is.

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/OhCelestiaWhy.png

"Yeah, I know I’m pro— Wait, what? You know?" - What is the incomplete word here?

Is there going to be a second chapter and/or a sequel?

Hey, how come this doesn't have any sexual stuff? >>483664483664 DO WANT

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>>484523484523

Image: http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/e/tealcindeedplz.jpg

>>484370484370

No, actually! I can't find 'em, but I've seen a Dash x Death fic, and a Dash x shipping (as in transporting goods) one.

I knew it I knew that sink wasn't good for her! they will always break your heart I tell you!.....oh god I miss sink so much she was my one true lo-uh i mean funny story

STD:

Sink transmitted disease.

what what what what what what what what what what

...I liked it.

Love, and hate this story.

Love for random, hate for... sink love.

>>474320474320 A quick Google search for "Rainbow Dash x Zecora" reveals a clopfic called "A Little Dash of Pinkie". Your move.

This fic.... I can't stop laughing at the ending.

First:

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Then:

Dash loves sink.

What's next?

Ok wtf did I just read :facehoof

*ReadReadRead*

*bowls over laughing*

*makes it to the end*

  *twitch*

  They're coming to take me away, haha,

  They're coming to take me away!

  To the funny farm, where the happy people grow

  Screaming, "Look at what your fic's done to me, bro!"

Also, I have a desire to write that sex scene. And the weirdest wingboner right now. I don't even have wings. Dafuq?

>>477357477357

And thank you for taking me off on a tangent.

Anywho. OTP. FOREVERRR

And oh god Pinkie reads fanfiction?

>>486407486407

Well I suppose since I've mentioned the name, and on the off-chance you are feeling curious I'll warn you: OneTerribleWriter uses the clop fic genre as a vehicle for twisted, deeply uncomfortable comedy.  I'm generally put off by clop and gore (and possibly grim-dark in general) but as someone whose humour is sufficiently warped I have had some of the hardiest laughs ever in response to his/her stories.  Though I mainly offer this as fair warning.

And yes, I too have read the DashxShipping story...which I cannot find either, bloated and unwieldy as my pony fan-fic bookmarks have become.  However, DashxDeath?  That's a new one!

The.

FUCK.

DID.

I.

JUST.

READ?

>>488571488571

Oh, I'm well aware of One Terrible Writer's, uh, terrible writings.

(whatisthisidonteven)

No. Seriously. I can't give you a proper reaction. Because I don't have one. Just take my thumbs-up and go.

da fuq did I just read? THAT WAS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!! PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE!!!! HERE!!! YOu CAN HAVE ALL OF MY THUMBS, JUST MAKE MORE!!!!!!

I know what a sink/pony hybrid looks like.

[img=100,100]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/094/7/c/mlp___robot_unicorn_attack_by_rattlekitten-d3d7ml6.png[/img]

>>486407486407

Tell me. Where is this tale of Dashing Death?

http://drawsomeponies.tumblr.com/post/21713887396/weird-fanfiction-is-weird-also-tetanus

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