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    Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

    A mare with a rainbow mane stroked it back calmly while holding a smile of confidence.

    Rainbow Dash…

    …dyes her mane…

    “You know, I hear that a lot. But no, it’s totally not dyed. Just want to set the record straight.”

    Rainbow Dash…

    …likes Fluttershy…

    “Of course I do. She’s an awesome girl and a great friend. Who wouldn’t?”

    …really likes Fluttershy…

    “Uh, yeah? I do like Fluttershy. You just said that.”

    …Really, really likes Fluttershy…

    “Wait, wait. What are you trying to say?”

    Rainbow Dash…

    “Hey! Don’t ignore me!”

    …cuts Applejack’s hair to stuff her pillow…

    “Woah! Hold it right there!”

    Rainbow Dash…

    …is a filly-fooler…

    “B-B-B—No! I-I’m not! Honest!”

    Rainbow Dash…

    …Is embarrassed of her relationship with Fluttershy…

    “My relation—NO! I don’t have that kind of relationship!”

    Now you know…

    Rainbow Dash…

    “They don’t! They do not! Buck! You’re a liar!” Rainbow Dash spat out as her wings fluttered and sent her bursting into the darkness.

    Comments ( 26 )

    #1 · 53w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowhuh: ... :rainbowderp: ... :rainbowlaugh:

    #2 · 53w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Don't deny it, Dash. We already know the truth.

    You're bi, and head over hooves for Pinkie.

    #3 · 53w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    Haha,it's always entertaining to poke fun at Rainbow.

    #4 · 53w, 3d ago · · ·
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    I hope this announcer guy get what he deserves

    #5 · 51w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Come on, nopony really needed to read this chapter, did they? We all knew what it would be about.

    #6 · 51w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>636363 Yes, but that's the fun of this chapter. It's predicable.

    #7 · 51w, 3d ago · · 1 ·
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    *Cracks knuckles* Vhat did leetle voice say about Dashie?

    Seriously though, despite my agreement with Nelord, it's... interesting to see the voice's slanderous remarks about our favourite characters.

    #8 · 51w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>562737

    "Don't deny it, Dash. We already know the truth.

    You're bi, and head over hooves for Pinkie."

    That's not how you spell Twilight... :twilightblush:

    #9 · 51w, 3d ago · · 1 ·
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    Rainbow Dash…

    …is a filly-fooler…

    Haha that's buckin' funny, and totally not true.

    #10 · 49w, 6d ago · · ·
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    The reaction. My GOD the slow reaction:rainbowlaugh:

    #11 · 49w, 4d ago · · 2 ·
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    Rainbow Dash is NOT a filly-fooler not even to Applejack. :rainbowdetermined2:

    #13 · 49w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Rainbow dash does like the mares. :twilightsheepish:

    #14 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I like the heavily implied "Dash is dumb"

    #16 · 43w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>562737 I PITY THE FOAL who thinks Twilight is spelled 'Pinkie' :twilightsmile::rainbowwild:

    #17 · 41w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Rainbow Dash. Lesbian, freak, pedophile. The more you know.

    #18 · 39w, 4d ago · 1 · ·
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    >>562737 :facehoof: no,no,no she's in love with a sink remember.

    #19 · 38w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1090420 This is the only valid retort to that comment I have seen, thus far.

    #21 · 30w, 5d ago · 1 · 2 ·
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    Heh heh, it's funny because as per TV-Y rules, Rainbow Dash is, contrary to popular belief, unerringly heterosexual.

    Believe otherwise? Well sorry toots, but you are just incorrect. :trollestia:

    Besides, you guys need to practice what you preach. Tomboy =/= Lesbian. :ajbemused: That just isn't fair. Aren't WE all fans of a show made for girls? Are WE all gay? Yeah. I didn't think so. We like it because we like it.

    My girlfriend IRL acts like Rainbow Dash (loud, action-loving tomboy), and is a huge fan of guns and explosions and team fortress 2 and zombie-killing, and she's sick of people thinking she's a lesbian just because she likes boy stuff. By proximity, I am also offended when people make that assumption. Like I said, you guys need to practice what you preach. You are all being incredibly hypocritical by thinking you can categorize Dash as a lesbian because of her hobbies.

    #22 · 27w, 1d ago · 3 · ·
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    Hey their should a chapter where the announcer is lied about :rainbowlaugh:

    The mane 6 bust into where ever he is and throw him on stage

    #23 · 21w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Yay for FlutterDash references. :yay:

    #24 · 17w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1451583

    we need more people like you on the internet sir:twilightsmile:

    #25 · 17w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Don't deny your love of Flutters!

    #26 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·
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    huh, did she blush on the way out? guess she was. good calls their Mr. Voice

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