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Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
Standing front and center for the first time, Derpy looked around her dark surroundings completely unfazed.
Before we start...
Blank...?
Will you do the honors...?
Gladly Cap'n...
With a light click, two slots opened up from the ground beside Derpy, sending forth two shackles that quickly latched onto the pony's two back legs.
Just to be safe...
"D'aww, you don't have to worry about me."
Just don't want you getting side tracked...
Now let's begin...
Derpy...
...Can't count to three...
"Yah-huh. I can count to three. Watch. One to three."
Uh...
Right...
Derpy...
...has the most unlucky name...
"At least I got a name. Some ponies don't even get one. And that's sad..."
Hrmm...
Derpy...
...has a daughter...
"I have a daughter? That's great! When's the birthday?"
Derpy...
...Doesn't even remember her daughter...
"I don't even remember where I live; doesn't mean I don't love my house. You don't gotta remember something to know you love it, right?"
Derpy...
...makes Screwball look sane...
"Glad I could help."
No...
That's not a--
GRAH!
Cap'n, calm down...
No...!
It's time to bring down the rain...
Derpy...
...shouldn't be made fun of...
"...Wha? You were making fun of me?"
Poor Derpy...
...so far into special needs she can't even see when she's being made fun of...
Cap'n, stick to the jokes...
"Special needs? Noooo, I'm nothing special."
You're right...
...You aren't special...
You're just an old, tired pun...
"Uh... I-I don't really-- no... I don't understand."
Of course you don't...
...You're retar--
WOAH!
Bring it back!
This is a family show...
No need to pull the r-card...
Why?
Because she deserves special treatment...?
She isn't special...
She's worse then any other pony...
She's mentally weak!
At this, the pegasi in the center light had plopped down onto her flank and just looked at the ground hurt.
Cap'n...!
Calm down...
No...!
I'm tired of playing nice with ponies like her...!
If they can catch a break and--
Oh...
...I'm sorry...
Derpy...
...I'm sorry...
...I went too far...
Derpy made no action of responding, even as the shackles done onto her legs released and slipped away.
...I'll make it up to all three of you...
...I'm really sorry...
Finally, Derpy got to her hooves and ventured out into the darkness, only the sound of a closing door signalling her departure.
On the outside of the studio, in the setting Haywaii sun, Derpy looking off into the distance. Slowly, as she watched the waves crash into the sandy coast, she smirked. "Works every time..."
Comments ( 71 )
HA! They got trolled by Derpy!
I was really sad at first, because I love Derpy so much ![]()
Then i read the last line and I was like![]()
Oh god, that was hilarious.![]()
I don't even now long it was since I laughed that hard.
Trollpy? Or Dertroll? Epic ether way. Only thing that bugs me: The retarded thing. I hate PC.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN YOUR FRIGGIN FACES!!!!
It seems that people more and more associate 'political correctness' with the extreme examples that are, unfortunately, seen more and more in society. It has become synonomous with 'your not allowed to say anything negative to another person.' I don't agree with such extremes. What I do believe is that, at its genuine core, political correctness is (or at least was) about love, tolerance, and respect of the other; be it a person, institution, religion, or group. I think political correctness should be more about being able to express an opposing position, but in a way that respects the dignity and rights of the other. Unfortunately, one extreme states that you are not allowed to question or oppose elements of another person's beliefs, culture, or society; while the other extreme states you can do it in what ever way you want to, using what ever language you want.
So, I do take issue with Discord's attempted use of the word retard, because it was meant to be used in a way that degrades the dignity of Derpy; but, for the most part, I do not take issue with people using the name Derpy because, for the most part, fans use the name with love and affection; without any malice or any intent to demean.
I hope my comment does not offend, for its not meant to be directed at you or what you wrote; its just that I am tired by the societal impression that there are only two extreme sides to 'political correctness.' That one thing I really like about the brony community, it seems that no matter what beliefs, culture, or society a person comes from, they are welcomed with love, respect and tolerance within the herd.
That's my Derpy!
I never knew you were a troll!
AWESOME!
DERPY 2, DISCORD 0! I
I knew it, Derpy IS the shadow mastermind! Who else can manipulate others so flawlessly?
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"Finally, Derpy got to her feet and ventured out into the darkness, only the sound of a closing door signalling her departure."
Hooves?![]()
Derpy is our
queen![]()
Derpy is our
queen![]()
She will crush all that are mean
Derpy is our
queen![]()
At first I was like:DISCORD YOU JERK!!![]()
Then I was like:Oh Derpy,you Troll ,you!
She must have been taking Trolling lessons,from Twi and Celestia!!![]()
Cleeeverrrr mare!
*Round of applause from Steel, with Derpy taking a bow in front of the reading group.*
I may be dumb, but I can be smart sometimes!
As you've so rightfully proven here.
I honestly fell for it. To pull Cap'n down from his throne like that, it takes a lot of skill!
Well done, dear!
Awww, it was nothing...
Seems like the battlefield is nice and balanced right now. Equal wins to both sides.
Seems that way! Wonder if The Hosts will ever get another win though? They've been beaten quite a few times.
They've won just as many...but we'll just have to see who the next opponent is.
Better not be me again.
You've already gone under that spotlight three times! Wouldn't it get a little repetitive if you went under for a fourth?
Seems you lot just can't get enough of Twilight!
*Steel rolls his eyes.*
Oh come off it. You may be good, but you're not THAT good.
*Shoves a picture of vampony Twilight across the table, and both Dash's and Steel's eyes glue to it.*
Curse...you...Sparkle...
Can't...pull...away...
*Both their noses begin to bleed profusely as their minds wander.*
YOU STOLE MY COMMENT, YOU BASTARD!!
Discord. You're one of my favorite Deity Characters, but...
*pulls out glove*
You need a gentlemanly slap to the face. With spikes
It's like that Mountain Dew commercial with Davey and Goliath: "We got hosed, Tommy."
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You are a BITCH
thats why you are the best p0ny then the 6 mares together.
(6 MARES REACTION TO MY STATEMENT)
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At first I was like: Discord is going to get a lot of hate for this...![]()
By the end I was like: Oh Derpy, you clever girl, we shouldn't have doubted you. ![]()
I wasn't going to comment on this chapter but when I saw the number 68 for the amount of comments I couldn't help myself.
BTW Derpy is boss.
I don't even know to respond to what Derpy just did... I really don't... I need an adult... ![]()







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