Oh, that's just cruel and sadistic...

Good work, my minions, your king enjoys this.

Poor filly Twilight..

Filly Twilight?

You, Sir, are one sick puppy.

>>948352948352

Poor Twilight? Poor Doctor!

wubwubwubwubwubwubwbububububub

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Vinyl_Scratch.png

......D: why you hurt twi-twi!

>>948340948340 Uh, sure...

Oh so that's why she is scared of snakes...

love the Nostalgia Critic reference

>>948441948441 *whisper* i think hes a little confused...

nopony, nowhere, noWHEN is safe

>>948469948469 50% of Fimfiction is confused... It's just best to agree with them.

"Foreword" should be "Forward." Just sayin'.

All I can see now is Twilight yelling "I hate snakes Jock, I hate 'em!"

Win...!

...

feeling a bit sad fer Twi though

>>948412948412

Meh, do you know how many times he's had his box taken from him? Over a dozen in the SHOW, let alone the other seven hundred or so years.

>>948489948489 Snakes! why did it have to be snakes?!

>>948477948477 Oh hey! look at what I found!

Image: http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g175/drakanon/MLP/Twilight%20Sparkle/MLPTwilightSparkleinapitofsnakes.png

O-oh my. That was... mean.

...

STOP BEING MEAN! SHE'S JUST A FILLY, WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHERS SAY???

How could you be so mean? Ruffian!

Grrr...

That being said... Good ending. With the wubs. Despite the fact I have no idea what a wub is.

>>948469948469

Nah, I'm just a guy who is naturally cruel and sadistic to intense degrees, who puts that aside for the good of society at large. Of course, that won't keep me from claiming my place as king of all that is cruel and sadistic.

>>948516948516

YES! THE AMUSEMENT IS DOUBLED!

-_-

Dude. Just... Dude.

>>948530948530 you have never played "I WANNA BE THE GUY" have you? the guy who made that game is the king of cruel and sadistic. he also released the Sequal "I WANNA BE THE GUY GAIDEN".

Fuck yeah, SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!

>>948591948591

No, no I haven't. I'm not masochistic, although if I really, really wanted to, I could make something like that. For real life. And run people through it.

The last stage would be a giant blender...

So, yeah, I'm a sadistic sociopath who suppresses his urges for the good of society. Which means that, should anyone else attempt to take the throne of the king of sadism, I'd have to kill them. In horrible, horrible, unspeakably horrible ways.

Now excuse me while I re-suppress this side of my being before it gets completely out of control.

Nostalgia Critic ftw!

>>948644948644 better get your gun then he stole your throne. or maybe a rusty spoon is in order?

>>948699948699

Nah, I hung a sword over the throne when I left for lunch... he just hasn't seen it yet. Or maybe he has, and he's checking it every couple of seconds while he wonders when it's going to drop... or if it ever will. He'll wonder, and hope, but he'll never KNOW.

>>948720948720 or maybe he took the sword down and are siting on the throne playing with it.

>>948762948762

Poor bastard... I hung it with thorns, coated in a deadly neurotoxin. If he took it down, well, he's not going to go quietly into the night.

'Course, he never was, so no skin off my bones, but still, death by sharp object is nicer than death by bleeding out to a burning sensation across his body for hours on end.

>>948774948774 maybe his hands are fake and hes realy a Cyborg! Of course! it all makes sense no humman could make such a painfull game!

>>948774948774>>948800948800 I never say this, mostly because I'm an alright person... But both of you shut up!

>>948465948465 ME TOO! SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!!

BUCK YEAH, sparkle sparkle sparkle!

>>948516948516 Seems even Twilight has her own Room 101...anyone thinking of a particular year in relation to that :V?

And Twilight, all I can say is a quote I got from one particular Britishman I like to hear commentary from:

"You poor, poor, poor poor bastard."

BUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE

HEY FLINX! sparkle sparkle sparkle

Probribly gonna get thousands more saying this

>>949390949390 (Because I can't deny when i'm called out by name) BUCK YEAH, Sparkle sparkle sparkle!

Okay, that I know is a nostalgia critic reference.

You'd think these lunatics'd realise where the line is. Verbally abusing an obviously terrified filly sends 'em rocketing past it. Dropping reptiles on her sends them 'round whatever planet they're on and has them cross the line several more times.

Still, despite their "Moral event horizon" it's always interesting to see what they do. And if it's the "Pre-round", can't help but be curious what the actual round is. The rest of the main six as fillies? Minus Fluttershy if they want to keep continuity, but kinda hoping they include her.

>>949725949725 And the line wasn't crossed when they told a filly to go have a three-way with her friends?

And how would having Fluttershy break continuity?

Fillies? You'd DARE corrupt the minds of mere children?!

Discord you utter FIEND

>>949753949753 Oh... Guess I missed that part, sorry.

I was just thinking that considering how they felt after first time they tortured her and having an episode dedicated to fixing everything, they wouldn't want a repeat. Didn't think that they might do something different this time 'round.

No... Love the Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle thing though.

Mental scars! Get your mental scars here! We've got a few "Locked alone in a small room", some "Covered in creepy crawly creatures", and two "I found a hissing beetle in my riceicle".

Man! I have missed a LOT in my absence of reading! I look forward to seeing who's next!

If this is a pre-round will there be a new round later when all these scares becomes used.

Awesome!

What is your problem with Twilight??? Why do you hate her so much?

But the Doctor Whooves thing is genius

Fuck yeah, sparkle sparkle sparkle!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkGwRSfq00k

>>950883950883 I have nothing against her.

Why did it have to be filly Twilight she never did anything to them?

Also I'll gladly quote the Nostalgia Critic as soon as I find my whistle - ah here it is SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE *Vanishes in a cloud of magic gold dust*

>>948522948522

Don't know what wubs are?  Neither did I until I started gettting interested in the character of Vinyl Scratch.  Have a listen to the following youtube video; wub is onomatopoeia for a specific sound in dubstep. You can't miss it. Wubstep Dishwasher

"Ma'am. I thank you for trying to be hospitable, but I will tell you one more time. I do not care what wubs are!"

- Well, I guess Vinyl can be very distracting ... especially if she is playing her music ... from her bass cannon.

"BUCK YEAH, Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!"

- Okay, I think someone should inform the Nostalgia Critic that he has reached meme-generating status.

Interesting personal tidbit, I got hooked on MLP:FiM due to the Nostalgia Critic.  Specifically, his "Top 11 Villain Song" video. I really enjoyed the song from the movie Rasputin. When I looked it up on YouTube, guess what was the first thing on the list.  A brony PMV.  The rest is history.

Et tu, Vinyl?

>>948516948516 I've seen enough hentia to know where this is going.

Last sentence: Now, imagine that instead of Mormons, it was Dubstep at the door at too-early-in-the-morning.

>>953348953348

I watched it. And another. Vinyl Scratch+Wub=

...and THAT'S why Twilight is terrified of snakes in Winter Wrap-Up.

>>954877954877

Its kinda funny. I never was much of an electronic music fan until I started liking the character of Vinyl. I guess its true that everything is made 20% cooler with ponies! :rainbowdetermined1:

I not sure if you've watched Epic Wub Time yet, but its a great and funny (not to mention good-quality) animation regarding Vinyl and Octavia.  That is where I first heard the piece "Dubstep Dishwasher." The video is worth Vinyl defeating Discord and Vinyl's "Wub the Chef" apron.

Oh... Oh my...

Don't tell me they'll use that time machine for... other ponies... Too??!

>>948516948516

Is the room 101 thing from V or the Mentally Advanced Series? It was in both. Right?

>>958966958966 I have no idea. I just found the pic in Google, I didn't make it

Poor filly-Twilight!   Now the TARDIS is going to be used to exploit and torment the minds of young fillies and colts?! NOTHING IS SAFE!

Also, dangit, the Doctor is being distracted by dubstep.

Did you just...? To Twilight...? And if that's not enough! To filly-Twilight!?!?!?!

Why is this emoticon called twilightangry2? Is there a twilightangry1? And this isn't the only one... Take derpytongue2 for example.

>>958966958966 >>959967959967

It's a reference to Nineteen Eighty-Four. Room 101 was the room in the Ministry of Love where they would torture political prisoners by exposing them to the one thing they feared the most, at least until they break down and accept Big Brother's rule.

Hell yes, Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!!!!

I'll See your BUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!

And raise with a  BUCKIN' BUBBLES!

I C WAT U DID THAR

Might I suggest that for the Round 2/ Pre-Round of Derpy, you include a "FCKIN BUBBLES" reference?

Filly Twilight.. Hmm... Wonder how this will be....

*Sees she's really scared* You better not do anything too mean to her!

*reads the snake part* YOU MONSTER!

Best Pony Vinyl Scratch is their ace in the hole?

And now I'm over this.

>>948593948593

Damn! Damn, damn! Balls, you beat me!

BUCK YEAH, Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!

He remembers it so you don't have to!

Signed, Slender Pony 7