Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Rarity

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

The white mare flipped her purple mane back with a proud smile as she batted her eyelashes in the single light above her.

Rarity…

…is embarrassed of her family…

"Well, what young filly wouldn't be a little indifferent about their family? But I do love them, really I do."

Rarity…

…tells her sister not to sing…

"Perish the thought. I love my little sister's wonderful singing. I would never tell her nor anyone to squander their talent for my own needs."

Rarity…

…is jealous of her sister's singing talent…

"I'm sorry, what? No. I am most definitely not jealous of my sister in any way. I can sing spectacularly myself, so I need not be jealous of my younger sister's talent."

Rarity…

…wishes she was young like her sister…

"Are you implying that I am old?"

Rarity…

…is losing her hearing with old age…

"How dare you! I am a beautiful and radiant young mare!"

Now you know…

…Rarity…

"What? You're ending it there? You haven't cleared up any of your lies yet!"

Woops, I forgot to speak louder for her…

NOW YOU KNOW…

…RARITY…

"I never!" with a huff, Rarity slipped into the darkness, nose held high and stomping all the way.

Comments

[Lenora Goff]

That was just awesome.

[Pinkamena777]

hahhaha

[overlord-flinx]

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If only everyone enjoyed my other stories this much

[Pinkamena777]

472416 aw poor u i enjoy ur stories

100% awesome

[Lenora Goff]

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First one of yours I've ever read. >>

[Curious]

"Parish the thought" needs to be "Perish the thought".
I didn't notice anything wrong otherwise. Also, SO MANY MEMORIES

[overlord-flinx]

472456 I'll fix that right now.

[Izaak]

... wait... thats funny.... ... fluttershy cries ... still funny

[Jumpitydude]

I'm suddenly reminded of Proton Jon's A$$hole song.

[LooneyToon1990]

Do Discord next! I would love to see them make a competition of it like that one episode of All That!

[MrPikmario]

*Sees Rarity with a hammer* OK, who and how?

[Shadowed Rainbow]

Pff, I loved the ending of that one, poor Rarity!

[Blueheartpegasus]

"Are you implying that I am old?"

Rarity…

…is losing her hearing with old age…

at that point, I was laughing so hard I forgot to breath. I'll be sending you the hospital bill for my broken ribs.

[SuperChaosKG]

Voice, you are now troll. You get a from the master.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Please stop these cheap shots they're getting old.

[Inkarus]

Bahahha...

I forgot to speak up...

BAHAHHA

[iloveportalz0r]

dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Rarity.png

[WinterSpeed]

472456Next time, I won't read fan fics on the toilet. Not not does it keep me in longer, but your pic just made me uncomfortable. Good day, sir

[Sandalwood]

why did my head turn the voice into george takei by the end of this?
i just dont know anymore

[PieisGood4U]

Oh wow.
It was lLOOOOONG ago that show stopped airing.
But this was just great memories.

[fatmanspencer]

Ah agree with everything in this one... She got bags...

[Onced]

935125 I'm sorry Rarity, but he is right.

[KingofBronies]

xD Just Gold

[Zora-Harmony]

XDD just LOL!
all of those are very funny XD keep it up!

[HMB]

The ending made me laugh for hours on end. I automatically got that joke.

[TJ223]

You got me with the ending! XD

[BlaappyMLP]

472456 Freakin' AMAZING icon!

[mgstx2000]

[DarkSonicTrail]

Oh my god, this voice man. It's clever and funny at the same time.

[Hillbe]

Spike sick em ATTACK !

Woof woof Grrrrrr

"BELCH" a C/D letter from the legal Dept.

[C12]

Welkome to #SWEKREKTREKTOOOOOHSHOTSFIREDREKT the musical!

[My Sister Tia]

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What? Why, I haven’t even started to see your others quite yet.