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Rarity » Know your Mare

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Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

The white mare flipped her purple mane back with a proud smile as she batted her eyelashes in the single light above her.

Rarity…

…is embarrassed of her family…

"Well, what young filly wouldn't be a little indifferent about their family? But I do love them, really I do."

Rarity…

…tells her sister not to sing…

"Perish the thought. I love my little sister's wonderful singing. I would never tell her nor anyone to squander their talent for my own needs."

Rarity…

…is jealous of her sister's singing talent…

"I'm sorry, what? No. I am most definitely not jealous of my sister in any way. I can sing spectacularly myself, so I need not be jealous of my younger sister's talent."

Rarity…

…wishes she was young like her sister…

"Are you implying that I am old?"

Rarity…

…is losing her hearing with old age…

"How dare you! I am a beautiful and radiant young mare!"

Now you know…

…Rarity…

"What? You're ending it there? You haven't cleared up any of your lies yet!"

Woops, I forgot to speak louder for her…

NOW YOU KNOW…

…RARITY…

"I never!" with a huff, Rarity slipped into the darkness, nose held high and stomping all the way.

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Michael Goff

#1 · 60w, 6d ago ·

That was just awesome.

Pinkamena777

#2 · 60w, 6d ago ·

hahhaha :rainbowlaugh:

Overlord-Flinx

#3 · 60w, 6d ago ·

If only everyone enjoyed my other stories this much :twilightsheepish: :scootangel:

Pinkamena777

#4 · 60w, 6d ago ·

>>472416472416 aw poor u i enjoy ur stories

100% awesome

Michael Goff

#5 · 60w, 6d ago ·

>>472416472416

First one of yours I've ever read. >>

Curious

#6 · 60w, 6d ago ·

"Parish the thought" needs to be "Perish the thought".

I didn't notice anything wrong otherwise. Also, SO MANY MEMORIES

Overlord-Flinx

#7 · 60w, 6d ago ·

>>472456472456 I'll fix that right now.

Izaak

#8 · 60w, 6d ago ·

:applejackunsure: ... wait... thats funny.... :rainbowhuh: ... fluttershy cries ... still funny :rainbowlaugh:

Jumpitydude

#9 · 60w, 6d ago ·

I'm suddenly reminded of Proton Jon's A$$hole song.

LooneyToon1990

#10 · 60w, 5d ago ·

Do Discord next! I would love to see them make a competition of it like that one episode of All That! :rainbowlaugh:

MrPikmario

#11 · 60w, 5d ago ·

*Sees Rarity with a hammer* OK, who and how?

:rainbowlaugh:

Shadowed Rainbow

#12 · 56w, 2d ago ·

Pff, I loved the ending of that one, poor Rarity!

Blueheartpegasus

#13 · 55w, 1d ago ·

"Are you implying that I am old?"

Rarity…

…is losing her hearing with old age…

at that point, I was laughing so hard I forgot to breath. I'll be sending you the hospital bill for my broken ribs. :ajbemused:

SuperChaosKG

#14 · 54w, 2d ago ·

Voice, you are now troll. You get a :trollestia: from the master.

SuperPinkBrony12

#15 · 54w, 4h ago ·

Please stop these cheap shots they're getting old. :raritycry:

Inkarus

#16 · 53w, 3h ago ·

Bahahha...

I forgot to speak up...

BAHAHHA

iloveportalz0r

#17 · 50w, 1d ago ·

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Rarity.png

WinterSpeed

#18 · 49w, 2d ago ·

>>472456472456Next time, I won't read fan fics on the toilet. Not not does it keep me in longer, but your pic just made me uncomfortable. Good day, sir :moustache: