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    Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

    Unlike all those before, the spotlights that lit the stage were all slightly dimmed and the target in question was garbed head to hoof in a thick brown cloak.

    The Boss...

    ...knows we can't say much or we're going to be fired...

    "No please, go right ahead and say whatever you want. We're all here for good fun."

    We can say anything...?

    "Go right ahead I say."

    And if I do...

    ...You'll still sign for my--

    "Without a doubt, you cute little colt."

    Blank...

    ...Can you please stop seducing all of the older mares...?

    I can't help it if I'm so darn cute...

    The Boss...

    ...likes younger ponies...

    "Better younger than older I always say."

    Then why do you mooch off of older stallions...?

    "Hah, mooch? A lady doesn't mooch."

    Golddiggers do...

    "I'm not a golddigger. I pay my way."

    Sure you do...

    The Boss...

    ...doesn't have a special somepony so she can leech off of others easier...

    "That's not why. I'm alone because I just haven't met the right stallion yet."

    Probably because he's hiding from you...

    "What's your excuse?"

    OHHHHHH!

    She showed you...

    Moving on...

    The Boss...

    ...rules Canterlot with an iron hoof...

    "There are several things wrong with that idea alone."

    The Boss...

    ...plans to take over Haywaii next...

    "I wouldn't--Actuelly... This is a tasteful land..."

    Then she'll take over Saddle Arabia...

    "No... Even if I wanted to I can't."

    Why...?

    "Luna was already promised it when the current ruler dies."

    ...You're making that up...

    "Am I?"

    Dear Makers...

    ...She's trying to turn the tables on us...!

    What do we do...!?

    Plan Chiron Beta Prime...!

    "Chiron Beta--?" but before the cloaked mare could say anymore, a mine cart flew out from the darkness and scooped  her up, carrying her off in the opposite direction with the loud clanging of metal.

    ...I think they now know a little more about...

    ...The Boss...

    ...Blank...?

    Do you have any last minute words of wisdom...?

    You know...

    ...I do actually...

    No matter who you are, you can change the world...

    Touching...

    ...What about you Queeny...

    ..."It may be too late to be the right person, but it's never too late to do the right thing"...

    ...You get that from a Riceicle wrapper...?

    Y-Yeah...

    ...That's where I got it...

    Comments ( 70 )

    #1 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :trollestia:

    'Nuff said.

    #2 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Fluer De Lis all the way.

    #3 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Flur De Lis. My guess.

    #4 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Cadence still she pulls the strings luna and tia are just pupets they just don't know it.

    #5 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Mayor Mare?

    #6 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    The wisdom of riceicle wrappers is amazing.

    #7 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    FUR DE LIS, NO DOUBT.

    Also, Pip seducing older ladies? LIKE A BAWS :moustache:

    #8 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Cherry Jubilee? No.

    Cheerilee? no.

    Fleur de Lis? Maybe.

    Celestia? Too easy.

    #9 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Fleur De Lis. Obvious with the gold digger thing...

    #10 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    CONSPIRACIES!!!!! EVERYTHING YOU ALL KNOW ARE LIES!!! LIES!!!

    #11 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Cadence?

    No it's Celestia herself.^^

    #12 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Cadence seems likely for a couple of reasons, please correct me if I'm wrong:

    Rules Canterlot - Alicorn Princess of Canterlot

    Older Mare - Alicorns are immortal and she would look young no matter how old

    Saddle Arabia + Luna - She knows about arrangements for Celestia's death

    But I might be wrong, for a few reasons too:

    No Special Somepony - Cadence has Shining Armor

    Gold Digger - I hardly think that Cadence would be short of money as a Princess

    I'll change the comment if anything comes up... :twilightblush:

    #13 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Rarity maybe with the mine cart being a subtle hint from her temporary enslavement by the diamond dogs.

    #14 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Riceicles again!:twistnerd: Only problem with Fleur is that she's not single. Isn't she married to Fancypants?:rainbowderp:

    #15 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Oh my it seems I've struck a gold mine..:pinkiehappy:

    #16 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Fluer de Lis? seems to obvious an answer...

    .....................................................................

    .............Its more than likely Derpy. When she drops her guise.

    #17 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    A bit of Changeling Wisdom for yah. :moustache:

    #18 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    with the iron cart stunt

    i believe its cadence now

    however i still say having diamond tiara as the boss would have been funny as all hell xD

    #19 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    ""It may be too late to be the right person, but it's never too late to do the right thing"

    ...You get that from a Riceicle wrapper...?

    Y-Yeah...

    ...That's where I got it..."

    second funniest ending yet :pinkiehappy:

    keep it going :yay:

    #20 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Didn't I told u all it was Celestia??

    #21 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    riceicles are so full of wisdom

    #22 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Lauren.

    #23 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>926196

    that's actually my favorite theory yet, so I'm signing on to that one

    although, Derpy does have the Doctor, but then again that would explain why he has yet to actually have a turn on the show :derpytongue2:

    #24 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Shot in the dark for I say Sweetie Belle

    #25 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    It is Lauren Fausticorn! XD

    #26 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Was I the only one who noticed the Jonathon Coulton reference? I have been listening to him all afternoon.

    #27 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I thought I was sure just by reading the chapter. But these comments just made me confused... :rainbowderp:

    #28 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Riceicles. :rainbowlaugh:

    #29 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    As unlikely as it is... I say Twilight.

    If you think about it they have known who the BOSS was for a while and I doubt that they would shoot her out of a canon or any other thing Pip has made that would hurt, and the only pony that they have been nice to is Twilight.

    And everything in this chapter would if it was Twilight, besides the gold digger thing... and the 'lady' thing... a-and the, "Better younger than older I always say." thing.

    ... As I said, as REALLY unlikely as it is, I say it's Twilight.:twilightblush:

    #30 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    It's Rarity.:ajbemused:

    #31 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I bet it's Cheerlie. No real reason.

    #32 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Rarity/Cadance/Fleur de Lis.

    #33 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    And once again the author has his readers squirming in his grasp.:trollestia:

    My guess is Cadence.

    #34 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    An older mare, with no special somepony, that might rule Canterlot, and has some sort of upper-class title...

    Prince Blu- wait I said mare...

    Ah I got nothing, maybe somepony from the Sweet and Elite episode.  Uppercrust?  No, married to Jet Set.  I got nothing...

    If it were before the Royal Wedding, it would've been Cadance (I checked and that is the correct spelling) but Chrysalis is there...

    All I can think of is Photo Finish. :coolphoto: (and Fleur De Lis)

    #35 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I'm going with Fleur de Lis.  The pink text fits with her colour scheme, just as the green text fits Chrysalis'. The hints seem to fit her best.  Its definately not Cadence ... the whole gold-digger thing does not fit, not to mention she has a special stallion in her life.

    #36 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    soooooooo... the boss is Fancy Pants's... whatevershewas from sweet and Elite?

    I'm confused.

    #37 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    takei_oh_my.mp3

    #38 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Gold-digger? Older stallions? Lives in Canterlot?

    Gotta go with Fleur de Lis on this one. Cadance is my second choice, except they already embarrassed her before...damn.

    #39 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>926070

    Seconded.

    #40 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Lauren Faust pony

    #41 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Sweetie Belle. Definitely.

    Hah! These stories got me through waiting in the endless queues at the town tivoly.

    Love them. (actually began reading the series after watching the animated episode. Shame I didn't find it earlier)

    #42 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    It's clearly Rarity.

    #43 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Good times. Can't wait for the next entry.

    #44 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh, no "then" instead of "than" and vice-versa.

    How peculiar. Got used to it from the last two chapters.

    #45 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I'm gonna go out on a limb and call Rarity on this one.

    #46 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Ho Finally i can read, there stay no more 502 error

    #47 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>926570 Apparently you missed her round 2.  They really tore into her. :twilightoops:

    #48 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>929787

    True, but they have tore everypony a new one that has been on the show (besides Cadance but she doesn't fit at all).

    Really there are only two options,

    1- It's somepony that hasn't been on the show.

    2- Overlord-Flinx didn't plan this until recently and will roughly tie this into the story. As in wont take into account them tearing the BOSS a new one before this (doubtful).

    One of the main reasons I pick Twilight is because she's smart enough to play along with it to throw off suspicion that it's her, but I could say that about any of the Princesses, hell even Sweetie Belle.

    #49 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    My money's still on Faust.

    #50 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>929912 Maybe it's because Twilight is my favorite character, but her second chapter seemed really harsh.

    If you ask me, the pink doesn't really seem to fit Twilight.  I find a lot of suggestions plausible at least in some points, but then other things sort of throw us off the scent.  The author is probably doing all he can to drag this out so that we get hooked and keep reading. :trixieshiftright:

    #51 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>926154 "FUR DE LIS" Need 3 dragon souls for that xD

    #52 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>930213 Which ones, you can choose from Sean, Justin, Vic, Greg, Sonny, or Briana. :trixieshiftright:

    #53 · 43w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>926183

    I've never understood where people got that idea. If she was married to Fancy Pants, why wasn't she at the garden party with him? I think Fleur de Lis and Fancy Pants were just on a date and she happens to be clingy (possibly because she was with the most eligible bachelor in Canterlot).

    #54 · 43w, 4d ago · · ·
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    The one thing about this is that you guys are thinking too Canon, maybe it's an OC, if it is completely Canon then it's Celestia's mother is secretly still running Canterlot. All speculation though :derpyderp2:

    I mean character wise, her mother secretly running the government wouldn't be Cannon

    #55 · 43w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Lauren Faust! All the way!

    #56 · 43w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>932652 NEVER use that word in front of me :twilightangry2:! OC is a dirty word in my book...

    #57 · 43w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>933095 I'm sorry but it would be nice if you could answer this question

    You don't like me thinking you might use and Original Character you do you not like The letter C after O for whatever reason? (or did i hit the bulls eye? JK, this was a wild guess)

    #58 · 43w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>933196 Original Characters are horrible... I hate every last one of them... Even my own which I try to avoid unless it's a means to an end.

    #59 · 43w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>933246 your gonna have alot more fun  when season 3 comes if you don't use OCs (you know more "Canon" character to use)

    #60 · 43w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>933311 I always avoid OCs...

    #61 · 43w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>932038 Considering she was mentioned to be a caricature of trophy wives and has been said to be such by the shows creators...you do the math.

    #62 · 43w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Damn those ricicles,

    they're insightful!

    :pinkiehappy:

    #63 · 43w, 1d ago · · ·
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    you guys it's OBVIOUSLY mayor mare

    i don't know

    #64 · 42w, 2d ago · 2 · ·
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    Candy wrappers seem to be the words of wisdom here! :pinkiehappy:

    Now who the boss is... I guess we can rule it out being Lauren Fuast... I think it might be Cadance with the mine cart thing, but I don't know...

    #65 · 40w, 3d ago · 2 · ·
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    Thats it, I demand to know what the hay is a riceicle!

    #66 · 39w, 5d ago · 3 · ·
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    Why do I get the feeling that the boss is Cheerilee? There must be something truly wrong with me.

    #67 · 12w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Fleur De Lis or Princess Cadence. I mean, how does she know so much about Luna? :twilightsmile:

    #68 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>2145724 I dunno, Nightmare Moon, maybe? :scootangel:

    #69 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1061311 my guess? a frozen Popsicle with rice in it. I can picture it looking kind of like a Popsicle but kind of looks like hard candy :unsuresweetie:

    #70 · 1w, 6d ago · · ·
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    MERRY CHRISTMAS PONIES! Please save us from our robot overlords!

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