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    Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

    "Unison for the entire opening?" Celestia scoffed with a jostling smile as she stood in the newly made center stage.

    Yes Celest...!

    We are no long Cap'n, Blank, or Queen...!

    We are the being that will destroy you!

    "Really? Well I should be afraid then."

    Yes...

    ...You should...

    Princess Celestia...

    ...rates skyrocket over Twilight's by at least forty bits per act...

    "My ra--How DARE you!? Not only have to slandered my name with that comment, but also that of my student and my kingdom for even implying we condone prostitution!"

    Princess Celestia...

    ...sends people to the dungeon for two hours for frivolousness things...

    "Canterlot doesn't even have a dungeon for your information."

    Oh yeah...?

    ...Then where does Luna sleep...?

    "I would never keep my sister in a dungeon! She has suffered for enough as it were."

    I would say so...

    ...She gotta look at yo' ugly flank e'ery day...

    "Excuse me? I am not ugly. And that was just... rude."

    Princess Celestia...

    ...is so vain she calls herself beautiful when others won't...

    "I never call myself anything, I just am aware that I'm not--"

    QUESTION!

    "W-What?"

    I have a question...

    "...I don't think I should answer any question you ask... But go on."

    Do you like...

    ...dancing...?

    "I... Do. Yes."

    Really...?

    "Against my better judgement I will say yes."

    Good...

    Princess Celestia...

    "Wait a moment. You're not going to do anything with that?"

    No...

    "Oh..."

    What...?

    Did you expect us to...?

    "Well, I was hoping you wouldn't--"

    Oh..!

    So you just expect the worse from us...!?

    "Well your track--"

    Princess Celestia...

    ...Always thinks the worst of everyone..!

    "I didn't exactly say that..."

    But you meant it...!

    "I'm sorry if I said something that--"

    No...

    ...The damage is done...

    ...I just need a moment...

    Sniffle...

    ...sniffle sniffle...

    ...

    Alright I'm better...

    Princess Celestia...

    ...loves da' voodoo...

    "The voodoo? Well, I've studied it when I was younger, but I wouldn't say I love it. It is rather interesting though."

    Princess Celestia...

    ...never forgets and never dies...

    "I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm an immortal--"

    And if you try to take her land...

    ...She gonna bury you there...

    "That's very morbid. I would never do something so ruthless."

    Princess Celestia...

    ...hates elves...

    "Why would I hate elves? Honestly, I want to hear this one. Why in the name of the makers would I ever hate elves?"

    ...They took ya' eye...

    "Bu--grah! I have both my eyes, see?! How can they take something I never lost and still have?"

    Woah...

    Touchy...

    It's true what they say...

    ...Don't poke the trolls...

    "Are you calling me a troll!? How dare you!?"

    Geez...

    ...Calm down...

    ...Look...

    ...I'm sorry...

    "Hm... Fine... I accept your--"

    Let me just call your other molesting friends so they can pick you up...

    "Why you little--!"

    Now you know...

    Princess Cel--

    "No! This show ends now!" Celestia snarled, her face twisting into a great anger.

    Nooo...

    ...This episode--

    "I've had enough of your lies, slandering, cruelty, and treachery." the princess's wings flapped and propelled her into the air above the stage, her horn starting to spark with power. "This entire crime against pony kind ends now!"

    ...Yeah...

    ...No it doesn't...

    "How do you draw to that conclusion?"

    Because I can do this...

    ...Fire...

    Though it was faint and was very much muffled out, Celestia could've sworn in that last moment she heard "firing main cannon" from the roofed sky above. Just after that noise, the roof shattered as a blinding plasma-esque beam show down and crushed up against Celestia, smashing her through the stage floor itself with a stupefied expression glued on her face.

    It's like they say...

    Creativity is the mother of invention...

    ...

    Can we stop talking like this now...?

    DANG IT BLANK!

    Comments ( 76 )

    #1 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    What?:rainbowhuh: so is that the final battle or not.

    please say not

    #2 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    It's well known that Celestia has lost her game after the wedding, she isn't as all powerful like she was a thousand years ago.

    #3 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>900015 Don't get me started on that... I'm a HUGE Celestia supporter.

    #4 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I... Lol'd

    You should had send her to the moon though.

    #5 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    "Firing main cannon"... Mmph...:rainbowlaugh:! I think I get the reference. Red Vs Blue right?

    Saw the chapter title, panicked and checked the status. Honestly relieved:rainbowderp:.

    And you'd think someone'd realise exactly what those three're doing, especially when they start acting ridiculous like they are here.

    #6 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>900044 They can get away with anything they want... They have a benefactor.

    #7 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: 666 Thumbs up :D I am screenshotting this

    #8 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    666 Likes :rainbowhuh:...

    #9 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Last battle?

    #10 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    When will it all end I'm tired of reading this good story.:derpytongue2:

    #11 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Celestia lost?

    Why am I not surprised...

    #12 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand CELESTIA GOT PWNED:pinkiehappy::twilightsmile: I LOVE THIS SHOW!:pinkiecrazy:

    #13 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>900021

    This must have been a pain to write, then?

    #14 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    'Tia lost to Pip, Discord, and Queeny? Weeeell she did lose Queeny when she was acting all by herself...

    Is not big surprise.

    #15 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Princess Celestia...

    ...is so vain she calls herself beautiful when others won't...

    Princess Celestia...

    ...hates elves...

    ...They took ya' eye...

    Was bold text forgotten on those parts?

    #16 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    FIRE ORBITAL HATRED CANNON

    #17 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    lol I didn't notice the Zul'Aman reference until the eye part, nicely done, sir.

    #18 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    t-thats it? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  :raritycry:

    #19 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>900015

    I blame that little fiasco on Shining Armor's city-bubble, kept her from drawing power from the sun for weeks on end :facehoof:

    personal theory :twilightsheepish:

    #20 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>900059 is Luna the benifactor?

    #21 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Celestia got PWND!!!!!!!!:yay:

    #22 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>900547 I'll never tell :trollestia:

    >>900320 Even more so when I have to look at everything people say about my favorite ponies... So I'm clear, I don't believe any of the 'fan theories' I just make jokes about it... I love Celestia and thought it was--This isn't the time for this -sigh-. Besides, if I expose who I do like, people may think I'm pulling punches on them. But since this was Celestia's final fight, I can just say she is in my top five.

    #23 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Haha, another RvB reference. Glorious. :D

    #25 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Geez, you're all talking like this is over... :trixieshiftright:

    #26 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Ohhh... I get it... so this is Celestia's final battle. Not the show's final battle. :trollestia:

    Oh, that's a relief. :derpytongue2:

    #27 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    =3

    #28 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>900682

    The benefactor is YOU!:pinkiehappy:

    #29 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Me: Final battle?! NOOOOOOOO, the story's over! :raritydespair::raritycry::applecry::fluttercry::fluttershysad:

    Wait, it's still incomplete! :yay::pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss:

    #30 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Remember celestia, when all else fails, EXTERMINATUS. props if you get the joke :rainbowlaugh:

    #31 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I don't get the first insult in this one? :rainbowhuh: But anyway this chapter made me laugh so much so thank you.

    #32 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Discord, Chrysalis, and Pip combined: "I am the one who will destroy you!" :flutterrage: (Dragonball Z reference) :twistnerd:

    So if the story is incomplete and you labeled this as the final battle well what happens now? :applejackconfused:

    #33 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Celestia you can't win, they have pip!

    #34 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>900044  Same thing with the FINAL BATTLE reaction.  Thought this was done.

    #35 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>900942 Oh really? I am? Okey... With what money? I don't have a job. Certainly not a job that can pay for a stage :ajsmug:

    #36 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>900682 So you love Celestia?

    Overlord-Flinx...

    ...is into horses...

    Now you know...

    ...Overlord-Flinx...

    #37 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Am I the only one who was thinking the princess never gets a break? I am a Luna supporter over Celestia. (Sorry Flinx.) I just wish we could see a battle where Celestia completely mops the floor with the baddy. Is that too much to ask for? :ajbemused: I mean for Lunas sake! She is an IMMORTAL GODDESS!

    #38 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>901499 I wouldn't call her immortal or a goddess, she's more so a queen with longevity.

    #39 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>901405 Not at all... I'm into power...

    #40 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>901586 Overlord-Flinx...

    ...is into BDSM...

    Now you know...

    ...Overlord-Flinx...

    #41 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>901581 Meh... maybe saying goddess was going a little far. Some see her as such but I do like to believe in the idea they have achieved Immortality.

    #42 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>901633 A fair assumption.

    >>901628 If that's what you must tell your very sick mind, yes. :trixieshiftright:

    #43 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #44 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>900015 i prefer that she was forced to restrain her power other wise she would've scorched everyone in the room

    #45 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>901785 Huh, they're making their own tentacle porn...

    As for this chapter entry, the final battle against Celestia has been won...I think :V. Pip, you may wanna board up the floor with something angry-alicorn-resistant, because I don't think Celestia is just going to walk away from that.

    #46 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>902016

    Really?

    Anyway, you're right, she's not going to walk away from that. She's going to be carried away. On a stretcher.

    #47 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>902031 How much effort does it take to injure a supposedly immortal alicorn...living for a thousand years has to say something about their skeletal structure.

    Then again, it WAS a laser cannon built by the diabolical mind of Mad Scientist Pip.

    #48 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>901785

    (\

    SPESS MAHREENS! WE AR DA EMPRAHS FUREH!:flutterrage:

    #49 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    *puts a computer next to Celestia* Unit lost! Your mission is a failure!

    #50 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I found the first few amusing, but then i just didnt find em as funny...

    #51 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    *sees chapter title* Final Boss?! NOOO! :pinkiesad2:

    *sees status* YAY, IT'S NOT OVER! :pinkiehappy:

    *reads chapter* Poor Celestia... at least she didn't get hit by a moon cannon though.

    #52 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Luna's gon' finish da job.  Just like she's da main character on the show. :twilightblush:

    #53 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>903565 That's your choice... Honestly I really don't mind or even care.

    #54 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Overlord-Flinx...

    ...likes Celestia a little too much.

    #55 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>905092 Sure I do.

    #56 · 44w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    >>905095

    Overlord-Flinx...

    ...takes pictures of Celestia's plot when she isn't looking.

    #57 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>905118 I don't know how I would do that when she is in fact a two dimensional creation, but whatever soothes your mind. Sure.

    #58 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>905189

    Overlord-Flinx...

    ... is Overlord-Flinx.

    #59 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>900021

    my theory on the Celestia vs. Chrysalis thing was that Celestia was holding back the entire time, if that helps your cause :raritywink:

    #60 · 44w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Oh Celestia...

    We should have warned you...

    F.I.L.L.S. never misses. Ever.

    #61 · 44w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I was thinking that on the cannon firing this time, they would have said a

    certain quote about bananas and "THE MOOOOOOOONNAAAAAA! BEE-AHTCH!"

    #62 · 44w, 13h ago · · ·
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    Sol.  We'll use Sol.  

    #63 · 43w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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    #64 · 43w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>900037

    I thought they were and then I got a little sad....:fluttershyouch:

    #65 · 43w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
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    Did they just pull a satellite laser on Celestia?

    Best chapter EVER.

    #66 · 42w, 6d ago · · ·
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    It has lost something, it's all interpretation of course but many reactions of the last chapters doesn't seem right:pinkiesad2:. Bah, it's not like you care anyway, right ? :derpytongue2:

    #67 · 42w, 4d ago · · ·
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    And thus the studio itself rose up from the ground and strode away with a great

    #68 · 41w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Another RVB refrence :moustache::moustache: two mo's for you

    #69 · 41w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>900059 so wait, was it a Red vs. Blue reference or not?

    #70 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Why are they being mean now? Last time it was all flattery towards her

    #71 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Why would she be angry returning for a third time? SHe was happy being flattered last time right?

    #72 · 33w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Shiela!

    RvB reference! YEAH!

    #73 · 11w, 5d ago · · ·
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    "Princess Celestia...

    ...loves da' voodoo...

    "The voodoo? Well, I've studied it when I was younger, but I wouldn't say I love it. It is rather interesting though."

    Princess Celestia...

    ...never forgets and never dies...

    "I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm an immortal--"

    And if you try to take her land...

    ...She gonna bury you there...

    "That's very morbid. I would never do something so ruthless."

    Princess Celestia...

    ...hates elves...

    "Why would I hate elves? Honestly, I want to hear this one. Why in the name of the makers would I ever hate elves?"

    ...They took ya' eye...

    "Bu--grah! I have both my eyes, see?! How can they take something I never lost and still have?""

    #74 · 10w, 6d ago · · ·
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    RvB FTW:pinkiehappy:

    #75 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·
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    was that a star trek reference there at the ending :pinkiesad2::pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:

    #76 · 2w, 2h ago · · ·
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    Hornets and soldiers with jetpacks surround the area.

    Red Demo Man: No one get behind me! Drop your weapons! (turns to York) You... dickhead, disarm the bomb!

    York: Easy, easy. No reason to get all dramatic! Okay, let me take a crack.

    Red Demo Man: Just fuckin' do it already!

    York: Easy, easy, man. (picks up the "bomb") Uh... this isn't a bomb. It's a transmitter.

    Red Demo Man: Alright, it's not a bomb! Wait, a transmitter? What's it transmitting?

    York: Our location.

    Red Demo Man: Why would it do that?

    York looks up. Cut to the Mother of Invention in orbit.

    F.I.L.S.S.: System online, Director. Awaiting your command.

    Counselor: If I may Director, I think it would be wise if we-

    Director: Shut up, Counselor.

    Counselor: Of course, sir.

    Lasers home in on the transmitter.

    Red Demo Man: What the hell? There were four of them here! What the fuck is going on?!

    Carolina deactivates her camoflauge and beats the crap out of some soldiers. Tex uses her invisiblity to also take out some soldiers

    Red Demo Man: What did I say?! I said one thing! Keep them in front of me!

    York: Hey man, you mind holding this for me for a sec?

    York hands the transmitter to the Red Demo Man and runs off.

    Red Demo Man: Whaa...

    York: Thank you.

    A beeping is heard and the Red Demo Man looks up. Cut back to the Mother of Invention.

    F.I.L.S.S.: Target locked.

    Director: Fire!

    F.I.L.S.S.: Firing main cannon.

    The "Mother of Invention" fires its MAC cannon.

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