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    Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

    The star designed purple wizard hat upon the mare's head dipped a little as she smirked proudly.

    Trixie—

    "The Great and powerful Trixie, if you'd please."

    The Great and Powerful Trixie...

    …hates her mane…

    "Hat my mane? Absurd! Who could possibly hate such a luxurious and magnificent silver mane like my own?"

    The Great and Powerful Trixie…

    …Is homeless…

    "I'm not—Well… I wasn't until recent events. But I could have another one built in no time."

    The Great and Powerful Trixie…

    …Can't afford to bathe…

    "What makes you say that? Do I smell? I bathe regularly! I assure you!"

    The Great and Powerful Trixie…

    …does favors for Twilight Sparkle for food…

    "Not in a million years! I'd rather be stripped of my magic and eat dirt then take one knee to that upstart!"

    The Great and Powerful Trixie…

    …traded her powers to Twilight for a sandwich…

    "Where are you hearing these lies? The Great and Powerful Trixie demands names!"

    The Meek and Powerless Trixie…

    "What did you call me?"

    …she robs tip jars…

    "Once! I took it once! The service was far from befitting my magnificent presence. They owed me that tip for the poor service!"

    Now you know…

    …Trixie…

    "They don't! They think I'm a poor beggar with ratty hair because of you!"

    Dial the number below and help this mare get off the streets… and off Twilight Sparkle's lawn…

    "The Great and Powerful Trixie is never on any of these things! I'm not poor, I'm not poor!" the blue mare shouted with a slight whine as the light showing her faded to black.

    Comments ( 21 )

    #1 · 57w, 2d ago · · ·
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    wheres the number XD

    #2 · 57w, 2d ago · 2 · ·
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    >>471468

    It's the 911 mental health care unit:pinkiecrazy:

    #3 · 51w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Hmm, are we using the really bad fanon depictions of these characters? Cause I like it!

    #4 · 51w, 2d ago · · ·
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    The Meek and Powerless Trixie? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #5 · 50w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #6 · 50w, 6d ago · · ·
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    To qoute CR "why must give these lighthearted creatures such terrible, dark backstories."

    #7 · 50w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>685188 None of it is true. Know Your Star is based off of telling lies. And I do so love CR.

    #8 · 50w, 2d ago · · ·
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    "Trixie traded her powers to Twilight for a sandwhich." okay now you're just being ridiclous. :rainbowlaugh:

    #9 · 50w, 2d ago · · ·
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    poor, poor, trixie :rainbowlaugh:

    #10 · 50w, 12h ago · · ·
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    what?

    :trixieshiftright:

    lol?

    #11 · 46w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Oh Yes :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

    #13 · 45w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Indeeed

    I too

    "Hat my mane?"

    So now i use Hats a lot

    #14 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is BRILLIANT!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:  Its been a while since a fanfic has made me laugh this hard!

    Poor poor Trixie...:trixieshiftleft:

    #15 · 40w, 6d ago · · ·
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    The Great and Powerful Trixie…

    …does favors for Twilight Sparkle for food…

    …traded her powers to Twilight for a sandwich…

    …she robs tip jars…

    Dial the number below and help this mare get off the streets… and off Twilight Sparkle's lawn…

    ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS i love your insults lol

    #16 · 40w, 3d ago · · ·
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    xD I cant stop laughing while reading these!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #17 · 40w, 3d ago · · ·
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    oh deal lord i love these know you mare SO BLOODY MUCH. YOU WIN THE INTERNET! THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS! :twilightsmile::twilightsmile::twilightsmile::twilightsmile::twilightsmile::twilightsmile::twilightsmile::twilightsmile:

    #18 · 24w, 1d ago · · ·
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    for once, he's telling the truth :rainbowlaugh:

    #19 · 24w, 3h ago · · ·
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    ....the more you know...

    #20 · 23w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: :twilightsheepish: :twilightsmile: :rainbowlaugh: I love it!

    #21 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·
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    lol, that part about trading her magic for sandwich got me :rainbowlaugh:

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