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    Overlord-Flinx's Stories (33)

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    Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

    The bracing stallion in the center of the only light of the room fixed his cowpony hat on his head much like his cousin before.

    Braeburn…

    …is a bandit…

    “A bandit? Nah, I ain’t no bandit. Sure as hay seen a bandit or two on the range though.”

    Braeburn…

    …is Spanish…

    “Span-what? That one of them fancy languages?”

    Señor Braeburn…

    …Es un bandido…

    “I’m a burrito? How am I a Celestia dang burrito?”

    Señor Braeburn…

    …tiene la inteligencia de una manzana….

    “I can’t understand that…”

    Exactly…

    “Are you callin’ me stupid?”

    What…?

    No…

    …Pero yo lo haría…

    …Quemaduras en la cabeza…

    “Ain’t got no reason to take this flack from you!”

    And now you know…

    Señor Braeburn…

    “That’s not my name. Go back an’ do it over please.”

    Adiós…

    Manzana cerebro…

    “The hay is your problem? You two are a pair a’—Well… can’t say. Mama said those kinda words ain’t nice… even if they are true,” Braeburn with nothing more to say dipped his hat down and departed into the darkness.

    Comments ( 33 )

    #1 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Well...Thank god I understand enough Spanish to understand most of that.  I sure as hell can't speak it if I wanted to, but at least I understood most of it.

    #2 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    What did they say anyway? Also do Chrysalis next please.

    #3 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>655488 I doubt Chrysalis will be anywhere near next for an unexplained reason.

    #4 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    …Es un bandido… = is a bandit.

    …tiene la inteligencia de una manzana…. = has the intelligence of an apple.

    …Pero yo lo haría… = But I would.

    …Quemaduras en la cabeza… ~~ Burn for brains.

    Adiós… Manzana cerebro… = Good bye Apple Brain.

    So you know :twilightblush:

    #5 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>655527 In a way... we're using the bad ideas as bullets and then the canon characters denying the claims.

    #6 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    It's spelled 'Braeburn'. :twilightblush:

    #7 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>655548 Huh... so it is :moustache:

    #8 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    T'ain't fair...

    #9 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>655560 DANG IT! Should've said that... next time :trixieshiftleft:

    #10 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>655510 Actually you're saying-

    …Quemaduras en la cabeza… ~~  burns in the head.

    should be something else, can't say what you want to say.

    Adiós… Manzana cerebro… = Good bye Apple Brain.

    Should be Cerebro de manzana.

    #11 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>655906 I used my most basic understanding my father's mother language... As you can see that's VERY base... but close enough :unsuresweetie:

    #12 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I am so glad that I am hispanic and understood it :rainbowlaugh:

    #13 · 55w, 2d ago · · ·
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    heh, used google translate, this chapter was funny.

    #15 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Know Your Mare

    Braeburn

    I'm not the only person who realized this, right?

    #16 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>659226 they did the same thing to Gilda. It's a matter of not caring about the current target... Plus know your colt/stallion sounds stupid.

    #17 · 55w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>659226

    Also remember. When the Voice did a segment on the Voice, Doctor Whooves was suppose to be the next pony to get ripped on but got told to come back another time.

    #18 · 54w, 23h ago · · ·
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    for a person who speaks tagalog, im kind of good at translating spanish :derpytongue2:

    #19 · 53w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Elsewhere a certain latin explorer girl with a talking monkey as a friend is wondering why she's getting so much hate mail.

    #20 · 52w, 3d ago · · ·
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    MORE SPANISH BRAEBURN!

    PORFAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

    #21 · 49w, 6d ago · · ·
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    …tiene la inteligencia de una manzana….

    “I can’t understand that…”

    Exactly…

    I see what you did there

    #22 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    XD

    but it should be 'Cerebro Manzana'

    #23 · 48w, 1d ago · · ·
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    "Manzana cerebro…" i dont know what you meant....

    maybe "cerebro de manzana" would be better...

    #24 · 46w, 4h ago · · ·
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    Yay, I understood some of that. :pinkiehappy:

    #25 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    That awesome moment when you know spanish already :pinkiehappy:

    #26 · 36w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Flak. That is the proper spelling! :pinkiehappy:

    #27 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Estas una poni magia....

    Never thought my knowing spanish would come in handy on Fim fiction.

    #28 · 30w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>655510 lol that's totally not how you translate that. believe me im mexican. did you use google translate?

    #29 · 25w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Senor Braeburn =  new headcanon! :rainbowlaugh:

    #30 · 22w, 2h ago · · ·
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    YEEEAAAH Understood it without translate! :D

    And that was freakin' hilarious lol

    #31 · 10w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Apple apple apple. :applejackconfused:

    #32 · 6w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Señor Braeburn…

    …tiene la inteligencia de una manzana….

    Suddenly my Spanish classes paid off. :rainbowlaugh:

    #33 · 4w, 1d ago · · ·
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    oh the advantages of being hispanic XD

    this line, this line, oh jesus

    Braeburn…

    …is Spanish…

    “Span-what? That one of them fancy languages?”

    Señor Braeburn…

    …Es un bandido…

    “I’m a burrito? How am I a Celestia dang burrito?”

    oh gosh I swear, not being able to laugh made me want to laugh even more, my sides are dying :rainbowlaugh:

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