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    Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

    Unlike her sister before, the little filly in the center of the light seemed filled with contempt.

    Sweetie Belle…

    …Lip sings…

    “…”

    Sweetie Belle…

    …likes her sister more then her own parents…

    “…”

    Sweetie Belle…

    …lost her voice and won’t admit it…

    “Oh no, my voice is fine. I’m just letting you talk for maybe the last time in your life.”

    Sweetie—

    Wait…

    …what…?

    “Yeah. You see, Scootaloo just came to me a few days ago talking about something she heard from you.”

    Did she now…?

    “Uh-huh. And at first I was interested… but then I asked Rarity what it means.”

    And…?

    “And thanks to a book Twilight lent me, I found out that what you did was illegal. In fact, your entire show is illegal.”

    Ill—

    “Hush, I’m talking. What you did to Scootaloo is categorized under ‘endorsing pornography’… I don’t know what that means, but the book said it was really illegal.”

    Wait a—

    “It also said that by court standers, what this show is and what you do is considered ‘slander’, which coupled with the previous crime can be brought to a high court of law.”

    Joke’s on you…

    …Equestria doesn’t have a court system…

    “Oh I know that… but we do have two princesses with control over the law that will love to see you brought before them with a case against you.”

    …Now you know…

    “Yeah, you better run.”

    …Sweetie Belle…

    …Attorney at law apparently….

    Comments ( 68 )

    #1 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    And shit really hits the fan

    #2 · 52w, 2d ago · 2 · ·
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    ...Sweetie Belle...

    ...Attourney at law apparently...

    :rainbowlaugh: You win. You are just a winner. Have all the wins.

    #4 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    ... Wow.

    #5 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Hey, mysterious voice, to paraphrase Brian Griffin of Family Guy fame; " I hate to say "I told you so"  but... EEEYEAH! IN YOUR F*:yay:*ING FACE, *:yay:*WAD!... I'm... I'm sorry about that.

    #6 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I doubt the voice can really be caught. Know why? Both Celestia and Luna already been here and couldn't do anything to it.

    #7 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>639993 That was before they all knew everyone was getting this treatment. Now they legally can take action.

    #8 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>640003 they're princesses any thing they do is legal:trollestia:

    #9 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>640003 ...

    Question.

    What difference does it make if he's talking stuff about everyone, and telling lies about the ruling monarchs? As Luna said, that could be considered as treason.

    In any case, I still think it could of been more fun if he was untouchable as long as all he did was talk.

    #10 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    ... Yes... Just yes. Well done sir you have thoroughly made me smile with these.

    #11 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>640022 It isn't over yet :ajsmug: not by a long shot....

    #12 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>640022 It isn't over yet :ajsmug: not by a long shot....

    >>640020 Celestia may not like back talk, but as long as it's just happening once it isn't too bad. Either way this won't do TOO much to the story... in fact it may make it more rough on people perhaps.

    #13 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    You know, at first I wasn't sure I liked this but the Voice's gradual downward slide out of control over the situation really appeals to me. Its condescending slander leading to terrible retribution would be a satisfying direction for the story.:twilightsmile:

    #14 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Can anyone help me out? I'm trying to remember the show this was from. I feel like it was All-That, but I'm not 100% sure.  Or did it originate from somewhere completely different, and they parodied it further.

    #15 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>640138 It's from All-That... one of the greats.

    #16 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>640144

    Aha, I was remembering correctly.  Thanks a lot.  I remember loving this when I was a kid, and now that I've read a bit of it, it's all coming back.  Oh god, I really want to watch those old episodes again now.

    #17 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>640163 I'm a very nostalgic writer. :rainbowdetermined2: But some of my ideas never make it to writing,  IE; It's a Marecle; Animareacs Good Idea Bad Idea; Mare'd.

    #18 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Sweetie Belle, attorney at law - epic!  The announcer is gradually deteriorating in his comebacks (even he gets development, wow!), and this just gets better and better, I love this!:pinkiehappy:

    Also, you drove me to look up Know Your Stars on Youtube, man I miss that skit!

    #19 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>640178 All a part of my diabolical plan :moustache:

    #20 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>640380 That's... kinda the point :rainbowderp:

    #21 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>625999 What makes you assume that?

    #22 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>640401 Look... i'm fine with you posting and what not, but don't try to start a fight around here please.

    #23 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Oh Sweetie Belle, I just want to hug her so bad... :unsuresweetie:

    #24 · 52w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>640401>>640408

    I was just joking; I don't really care for the characters is all.

    #26 · 52w, 1d ago · · ·
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    hahah, nice, I loved it.

    #27 · 52w, 1d ago · · ·
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    YEAH!:yay: Get ya some, Sweetie belle just threw the hammer down:pinkiehappy::rainbowwild::raritystarry:

    #28 · 52w, 1d ago · · ·
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    But he's a disembodied voice. You can't arrest a disembodied voice. :ajbemused:

    #30 · 51w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Sweetie Belle... You tried, but sorry. He got you in the end

    #31 · 51w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Win. :rainbowwild: :unsuresweetie: <---- only sweetie emote. :derpytongue2:

    #32 · 50w, 6d ago · · ·
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    The disembodied voice just got SWAGGED!

    #33 · 50w, 3d ago · · ·
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    This my friend, is what got you a favorite:twilightsmile:

    #34 · 50w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I applaude you sweetie bell go be a singing lawer

    #35 · 50w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Sweetie Belle saves the day, or not. :unsuresweetie:

    #36 · 50w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Oh look! a suitcase Cutie Mark! she's a lawyer O_O

    #37 · 49w, 5d ago · · ·
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    And the dictionary strikes again.

    #38 · 49w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>639965

    How did you get those icons?!?

    #39 · 49w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Sweetie Belle: Dictionary, as well as the next Phienix Wright (I cant spell phienix :P)

    #40 · 49w, 3d ago · · ·
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    OBJECTION!!!

    more of my yes!

    #41 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :unsuresweetie::I'LL take the case! *voice crack on 'case'*

    #43 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    *Looks up Menage-a-trois on everyone's favorite search engine, Google.*

    Hmm. Ahhhhh...

    ...Ohhhh...

    Eeeehhhh...

    The images THE IMAGES!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *Runs out of the room screaming like a madman, his ears beginning to leak blood, his mental images having apparently caused him to a catastrophic aneurysm.*

    #44 · 46w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Sweetie belle wins

    #46 · 46w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Sweet-ie Belle! Attorney at laaaaaaaaaaw!

    #47 · 45w, 6d ago · · ·
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    now i fell from my the 3rd time laughing:pinkiehappy::twistnerd:

    #48 · 45w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I can't stop reading these.

    #49 · 45w, 14h ago · · ·
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    win~!

    :rainbowlaugh:

    #50 · 42w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Well now I got Ace Attorney music going in my head. Sweetie would look good in a suit.

    #51 · 40w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>639965

    Where did you get those icons!?!?!? :rainbowhuh:

    #53 · 34w, 6d ago · 2 · ·
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    >>639950 Wait, so he's getting all the wins for the wins that he won for the win? :rainbowhuh:

    I' don't get it! :rainbowlaugh:

    I'm so insane!!! :pinkiecrazy:

    #54 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    WTF-

    #55 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    SIR YOU GET ALL THE WINS :ajsmug:

    #56 · 28w, 1d ago · 3 · ·
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    Am I the only one that can see "Sweetie Belle: Attorney at Law"?

    #57 · 22w, 1d ago · 4 · ·
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    >>1585263 Nope, I see it too! :rainbowlaugh:

    #58 · 18w, 4d ago · · ·
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    my win meter went off the scale:twilightsmile:

    #59 · 15w, 2d ago · 3 · ·
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    Sweetie Belle, Epic Win

    #60 · 14w, 5d ago · 3 · ·
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    Sweetie Belle is pure win!

    #61 · 13w, 4d ago · 4 · ·
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    WIN!

    Sweetie Belle is hilarious!

    #62 · 12w, 1d ago · 2 · ·
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    :unsuresweetie: Sweetie Belle: Attorney at Law!

    #63 · 12w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Sweetie Belle for the win!

    #64 · 7w, 17h ago · 3 · ·
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    Never pit your wit against a dictionary.

    #65 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>2380913 that's the biggest understatement ever!?! :rainbowlaugh:

    #66 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Sweetie Belle... Is a soulless automaton...

    #67 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>2511547

    Sweetie Bot ftw.

    #68 · 2w, 23h ago · 2 · ·
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    Do not screw with the dictionary.

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