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    Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

    The proud stallion in the center of the dark room adjusted his metallic crest on his sash with a smile.

    Shining Armor…

    …He has family issues…

    “No way. Twilie and I worked through our little argument. It was my fault so I hid most of the working through after the wedding.”

    Shining Armor…

    …Is embarrassed of his sister…

    “Why would I be embarrassed? She runs her own library; she’s the star student of princess Celestia, as well as being a holder of one of the Elements of Harmony. I’m honored to have her as a sister.”

    Shining Armor…

    …used his sister to get closer to Cadance…

    “Alright, I sort of did, I’ll give you that one. But you have to use what you have to get your hoof into the front door, right?”

    Shining Armor…

    …is only nice to Twilight Sparkle because it makes him look good to Cadance…

    “Are you saying my love for my sister is fake? That’s low. I love my sister with my whole heart. Don’t you ever doubt that.”

    …Is that so…?

    “It is.”

    …Hmm…

    Shining Armor…

    …has romantic feelings for his little sister…

    “Hey! Keep your sick ideas in your own head! I love my sister, but not like that!”

    Shining Armor…

    …is torn between his sister and his wife…

    “I’m not torn between anypony!”

    Then who do you love more?

    “…What?”

    Cadance or Twilight…

    …who do you love more?

    “Well I—That is to say… uh… It’s a matter of different catagories of love, you know?”

    Shining Armor…

    …Has some psychiatric feelings to sort through…

    “What’s that supposed to mean!?”

    Now you know…

    Shining Armor…

    “You can’t just cut me off there. I’m Captain of the Royal Guard. I will see you put on trial for this kind of talk,” Shining Armor warned the voice before trotting off into the darkness in a growing huff.

    Comments ( 40 )

    #1 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    INCEST!!!

    :twilightoops:

    #2 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>601833

    And you can't spell wincest without it!

    #3 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>601969 Or is it? :pinkiecrazy:

    #4 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    You really have to feel for Shining Armor there, he totally walked into that one:derpytongue2:

    #5 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    That was funny, great job.

    #6 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    #7 · 52w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Nope. Shining Armor and Cadence don't exist. The whole Season 2 finale was a weird dream Twilight had after hitting her head on a large book of exotic creatures.

    #8 · 52w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Lol, poor Shining!  It reminds me a little of the Sailor Moon Black Dream Hole movie, where Serena asked Darian who he likes better, her or their daughter from the future, Rini.

    Poor Shining, that announcer just wouldn't cut him a break..

    *canters off to read Cadance's chapter*

    #9 · 52w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>625999 You prefer the first season? UUUUUUU FAHKING NOOB.... Discord is so.... boring.

    #10 · 51w, 2d ago · · ·
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    haha! :rainbowlaugh:

    #11 · 50w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Wow, really didn't expect that.

    #12 · 50w, 3d ago · · ·
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    You fool, any you say, Voice will use against you.:twilightangry2:

    #13 · 50w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Hmm I'd like the voice to try against me I specialize in quiet against such idiots

    #14 · 50w, 2d ago · · ·
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    That was mildly sickening to read...

    i can handle all kinds of disgusting shit, but when incest comes into play...that's sick. even for me.

    #15 · 50w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Wonderful story by the way...

    It pisses me off to read. but i want to keep reading anyways. congrats:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

    #16 · 50w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I hate to say I told you so but I told so.

    #17 · 50w, 1d ago · · ·
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    "you have the right to remain silent, anything you say or do will be misquoted and used against you in the court of law."

    #18 · 49w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Lololol

    #19 · 49w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>601884

    YOUR AVATAR :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: CANT.BUCKING.STOP.LAUGHING :trollestia:

    #20 · 49w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Shining Armor isn't a mare...

    #21 · 46w, 3d ago · · ·
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    why do i have the feeling the anonymous voice is going to get beat up

    then dumped in an alleyway...

    :rainbowlaugh:

    #23 · 45w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Wait...he didn't say anything...when it called him a "mare"? Know your mare, he said it at the beginning. Lol

    #24 · 45w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Wow this is just awesome.

    #25 · 45w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This chapter sent me into a coughing fit. And attracted odd looks from my family

    #26 · 44w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Haha wow, Shining Armor got trolled pretty damn hard :rainbowlaugh:

    #27 · 44w, 4d ago · · ·
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    i dont know if someone noted this...but shining didnt say he's not a mare...:twilightoops:

    #28 · 42w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Oh Shining Armor. :rainbowlaugh:

    #29 · 42w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Is that so?

    " It is."

    Hmmm

    Shining Armor...

    ... Has romantic feelings for his sister

    U mad?:trollestia:

    #30 · 40w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>640401 agreed, unless you find cotton candy clouds dangerous. He seems as evil as the Joker from Adam West's Batman.

    #31 · 40w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Reminds of of another fimfiction I been reading... Everyone thinks Twilight and Shiny Armor slept together and she gave birth to a foal... Anyways, I might have some explaining to do to my family as they keep looking at me weird for laughing so much...

    #32 · 39w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1100194>> You mean A Foal in the Basket? Or am I thinking of something else?

    Oh, and speaking of that Fic, Overlord-Flinx>> You should've added Shinning Armor.......

    .....Slept with a Changeling Queen and sired her daughter! or something like that.

    #33 · 30w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>743528

    at least you think that  but know you know your mare:pinkiecrazy:

    #34 · 23w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Says know your mare.

    Insults a stallion.

    If that isn't trolling, I don't know what is. :trollestia:

    #35 · 22w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1767948 Tia would be proud. :trollestia:

    #36 · 18w, 4d ago · · ·
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    poor shinning:fluttercry:

    also....shinning armour and twilight?:twilightoops:

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    incest?:twilightoops:

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    :twilightoops:

    #37 · 18w, 1d ago · · ·
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    More like Wincest :twilightsheepish:

    #38 · 14w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I wonder if Shining IS still captain... What with him married to Cadence and likely living at the Crystal Empire...

    #39 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·
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    lol, Shining Armor walked right into every bit of that :rainbowlaugh:

    #40 · 1w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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    Booty Booty Booty Booty rocking everywhere!

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