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    Know your mare, know your—

    “I’m not a mare,” Gilda spoke up in a sharp tone, ruffling her feathered body.

    Gilda the Griffon…

    …Is nice…

    “Uh, thanks?”

    Gilda…

    …is the nicest quadruped you’ll ever meet…

    “Again, thanks?”

    Gilda…

    …bakes cookies…

    “No I don’t. Cookie baking’s for nerds.”

    Gilda…

    …has tea parties…

    “Woah! I do not have tea parties! Only sissies and chumps do that.”

    Gilda…

    …has a playground crush on Fluttershy…

    “No feathering way! That pony is a sissy!”

    Gilda…

    …just admitted to having tea parties with Fluttershy…

    “How?! How did I possible admit to that?”

    Don’t deny it…

    Gilda…

    …shares homeless beans with Trixie after tea parties…

    “What’s with you and the tea parties!?”

    Now you know…

    Gilda…

    Gilda only replied with a sharp screech that shattered the bulbs above before disappearing into the sparking darkness.

    Comments ( 13 )

    #1 · 54w, 16h ago · · ·
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    That was actually kind of funny haha:twilightsmile:

    #2 · 52w, 3d ago · · ·
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    this and fluttershy's are my favorites

    #3 · 51w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Homeless beans! :rainbowlaugh:

    You, sir, have earned some win.

    #4 · 51w, 16h ago · · ·
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    >>669240

    Agreed, I want to use that in conversation now!

    #5 · 50w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Gilda kind of deserved that but still please stop this nonsense before you say something you'll regret.

    #6 · 49w, 2d ago · · ·
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    See, I hate Gilda and Trixie, so this made my day. :pinkiehappy:

    #8 · 45w, 4d ago · · ·
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    homeless beans? beans without a home?

    #9 · 40w, 3d ago · · ·
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    HOMELESS BEANS FTW I will now use the term.  also she shares them with tixie :)

    #10 · 40w, 3d ago · · ·
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    My new head canon of Trixie and Gilda.:twilightblush::trixieshiftleft::twilightsheepish:

    #11 · 22w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Why I'm laughing my ass off at this one, I have no idea, but I legit fell out of my chair at this one. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #12 · 18w, 4d ago · · ·
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    dafuq are homeless beans?:rainbowhuh::twilightoops::applejackconfused::derpyderp1::rainbowderp:

    i love how gilda's reactions just turned suddenly like that:twilightsheepish:

    also she got what she deserved, she made fluttershy cry:twilightangry2:

    #13 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1962640

    first, homeless beans are basically the bake beans in the can already cooked due to the fact homeless can't afford cooking utensils :pinkiesad2::pinkiecrazy:

    second, I agree :pinkiehappy:

    and third, I agree :twilightangry2:

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