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4914464 Dammit man I was going to use that bit oh well great minds think alike.




Lets see how far the rabbit hole goes on this one

Redheads and Orientals are tied for the best as far as attractiveness is concerned, so it doesn't surprise me that they bid so much on Julie. :raritywink:

I have seen stories like this before, but with all of them I have yet to meet an extremist or terrorist group wanting to closes the portal. Which in IRL would most likely be possible.

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Well, sure. But there's actually another reason that's yet to be revealed. But you'll have to read the rest to find out why.:raritywink:

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Well, while it's certainly realistic that such groups could form under these circumstances, you're not gonna find any here either. Terrorists and clopfics don't go well together in my experience.

Well, certainly not the direction I was expecting, but I'm not complaining! You've always been good at surprises.

Eagerly awaiting the rest. Can hardly wait to see what happens next. Also hoping to get an explanation of the pheromone thing in more detail, if it had something to do with her extra high price.

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Well it would add a bit of tension to the story...

But that aside I need to start typing up my story which involves a human that is Xenophobic.

hmmm. initially, doesn't seem like the kinky stuff you usually write, but knowing how well you wrote the others, i'll at least watch where this one goes for now.

the whole bidding exchange thing seems a bit weird, though i can understand the intentions behind it (the good political ones). still seems like a sex friend auction. not saying that's bad though, just oddly written.

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Why? If you learn about the other species, you automatically co-exist. That's the default state. Does the knowledge of another species automatically mean that you have to go to war or that one has to dominate the other?

Also the prologue makes it quite clear that less than a thousand humans out of six billion have ever set foot on Equestrian soil, because both sides have been taking a slow approach after First Contact. Humans are still very much alien creatures to the ponies and vice versa. But there's always gonna be someone who has to take the first step. The members of H.E.R.A. are pretty much the pioneers in that regard.

So I'm not quite sure what you mean by that statement.

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Well, I'm not forcing you to read any further. But I'd like to point out that all instances of 'selling' and 'property' are being used in quotation marks. It's not meant to be taken seriously, and it's not exploiting one species over another, since males and females from both sides are taking part in this charity event. If anything, it's meant to symbolise that both species are above that concept of owning other individuals.

On a more personal note, I absolutely hate Fall of Equestria. Nothing could be further from what I'm trying to portray here.

Also, this 'First Contact' thing kind of reminds me of the First Contact War between the humans and turians in Mass Effect. What even happened in the First Contact thing in this fic, though?

Well, if you wanna bring Science Fiction into this. Let me remind your of another franchise that deals a lot with that concept. Star Trek.

You don't have to educate me on history. I am, in fact, a historian. But this is fiction. What's wrong with a positive message that peaceful first contact can lead to a beneficial relationship for both sides?

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I'm not reading any further.

Bye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. No one's forcing you to read this. Don't like it? Move on. Simple as that.

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I'm not sure it's done anymore (I'm not even sure it happened in real life), but I've seen in movies charity auctions where people are put up to go on dates with the "buyer". Of course, the last movie I saw with this was Batman & Robin, so take it with a grain of salt.

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Because auctions are among the things almost every charity uses to raise money. It's also a common trope in fiction to auction off eligible bachelors or bachelorettes for a date to raise money for good causes. Does that make the charity an institution of slavery?

At any rate, I said this before. Nobody is forcing you to read any further. If you don't like this story so far, then don't continue.

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Have you never heard of a bachelor/bachelorette auction?

Celebrities put themselves up for auction for a charity event where rich people make bids for a date/evening together. While in the Earth version, this is generally just a date and only one night, this is more in a way to allow two races to interact with each other.

Also, did you miss that this is Sam's second time volunteering for the auction? If it were Fall of Equestria type thing as you put it, it wouldn't be something you volunteer for, and there wouldn't be a second time. Perhaps before you leap to conclusions, you should give things a second glance and actually think about what you're reading.

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Tatsu, there's hardly any point in trying to reason with him. He's already made his mind up and no matter what we say, he'll stick to his opinion, no matter what facts are used. He's entitled to his opinion just like we are. Just let him be.

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Couldn't have said it better myself.

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...I'm just unhappy about him badmouthing Naughty_Ranko over the story you commissioned her to write for my birthday present...that's all...

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Nah, I'm not worried about it on my end. Just pisses me off that he came in on Naughty_Ranko over something I commissioned her for.

And don't let some crybaby ass kid ruin your present. After all, I did it for you :raritywink:

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It's alright, Tatsu. I'm a big girl. I can deal with negative comments. But I appreciate the sentiment. Thank you. :heart:

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You're doing good like always, Ranko. Sorry if I'm causing you any unnecessary headaches, but I sure am glad you're doing this :twilightsmile:

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Thanks, both of you. I'll just try not to think about it and enjoy my present.

4915254
Please do. The main part is still coming, after all.

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Looking forward to it.

Is the name Samantha Carter a reference to the Stargate sieres

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Sort of. I was just trying to think of some kind of typical sounding American name and hers was the first one that came to mind.

4916015 well you got 2 birds with one stone :twilightsmile:

I'm really glad that someone has finally decided to put up a fic about a human women and an anthro-stallion! Usually it's the other way around or a female human and anthro-mare. It a good chance of pace from the norm! I applauded you my good sir or madam!!!

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Right? You almost never see that. Either in art or fics.

4916886 I know, that's why I give you major respect for doing something like this.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
Oh my god...can't breathe...that ending...laughing so hard...

Okay, having caught my breath, I must say you've captured Shadow Spell perfectly. And, oddly enough, how I often act in person, although I'm far less suave than he is.:pinkiehappy:

dang it i wasnt the first to point out the stargate reference :raritycry:

Holy shit! That was Jetstream spot on! LMFAO! Dayum! That's freaking awesome! :yay:

I totally didn't expect the shout out for collab though, so thanks a million! :pinkiehappy:

Looking forward for more! :rainbowdetermined2:

Jetstream and Shadow Spell... why am I not suprised? :raritywink:

The Story itself sounds quite promesing, the only Problem I have is that I prefer HumanxHuman, AnthroXAnthro and so on...

Also can I please get a Copy of that DVD :raritystarry:

Last but not least: Happy Birthday Tatsurou :ajsmug::pinkiesmile::rainbowwild::raritywink::twilightsmile::yay:

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Jetstream and Shadow Spell... why am I not suprised? :raritywink:

Why am I not surprised you made that comment? :rainbowlaugh:

I'm kidding of course. Glad to see you!

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No Prob :raritywink:

Looking Forward to see the Rest (despite the Comment about my preferences)

Wait, what? I'm sure this wasn't in my newsfeed last night... Oh well, time to read :twilightsmile:

Oh this is gonna be good. Even the auction was inexplicably hot.

(I actually found myself writing a clop scene tonight for the very first time :twilightblush: I might have to ask you for advice sometime.)

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Sure, just not today. But otherwise I'll be happy to give you my opinion on it.

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Awesome, and yup, I was right, this was definitely 'gonna be good'-good.

Seven movie references, eh? I guess some of these are more obvious than others, but here's what I found.

“You know how to whistle, don't you, Jet? You just put your lips together and blow,”

To Have and Have Not.

“I love the smell of cum in the morning.”

Apocalypse Now.

“Right, I forgot,” I mumble to myself. “I'm hot right now.”

...Zoolander? Or just coincidence?

Her eyes are actually sparkling. “You came up with that by yourself? You're even more amazing than I thought. You know, I'm a writer. Perhaps you would like to take a look at the screenplay I wrote? The female lead would be perfect for you.”

This makes me think of Tootsie, but it's been twenty years since I saw it.

“I'd ask you to drop the top of that apron, so I could put my meat flute between those lovely melons while you whistle a little song on the tip of it.”

Gee, why even bother with metaphors? Why not just say, "I'd ask to boob fuck you while you suck the tip of my cock like a lollipop."? :rainbowlaugh:

Someone needs to call her agent about a fat royalties check.

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Lol, because metaphors are fun! I use them quite often myself :raritywink:

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The first two are correct. The latter two are coincidental.

Two down, five more plus the two bonus references left!

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Because that's Jetstream for you. Blame Darkhanos, not me.:trollestia:

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Because that's Jetstream for you. Blame Darkhanos, not me :trollestia:

Geez, thanks! Feels like I just got thrown under the bus! :applejackconfused: :rainbowlaugh:

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Lemme try some more.

I begin to chuckle, turning around slowly to give him a good view. “Breakfast at Julie's is served.”

Breakfast at Tiffany's?

“Play it, Julie. Play the song again.”

Casablanca.

“Probably,” he says. “Sometimes a license to kill is just a hassle.

James Bond: Licence to Kill?

“Yeah, but did you see her? That was one seriously hot MILF.”

Twilight Velvet's Creative Spark :raritywink:

I don't know nearly enough movies to catch any references, which is a pity. I'd love to enjoy your virtual cookie.:derpytongue2:

The bit with Jetstream and the fans was immensely enjoyable, and I must say I loved it. Very hot.

And I don't know whether to be pleased or scared at how accurate you got Shadow Spell - and me for that matter - given how little I gave you to work with. Although I am a bit disappointed both to not see the "Julie dinner plate" scene and that we haven't had any maid sex...yet. (I don't think on the laptop screen counts since all we got from that was dialogue).

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